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Those folks who took over Paris Hilton's storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris smoking a tampon. [Gawker]

Rose McGowan's looking a little ragged these days. [popbytes]

Jen Aniston's rep is just plain tired of lying. He admits his client had a nose job this weekend. [The Superficial]

Singer Brandy was the cause of a disturbing Los Angeles wreck. No, not Moesha. [Bossip]

Look, I tried, but I can't beat Seth and Mark on this, so I'm just going to steal their headline: ABC Sends Isaiah Washington to Gayhab. [Defamer]

Clearly the most effective way to get your estranged wife to seek help for her drinking problem is to whine about it to Star magazine. Right, K-Fed? [IBBB]

Hugh Hefner takes time out of his busy day to call Kelly Osbourne ugly. [Agent Bedhead]

/>Those folks who took over Paris Hilton's storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris smoking a tampon. [Gawker]Rose McGowan's looking a little ragged these days. [popbytes]Jen Aniston's rep is just plain tired of lying. He admits his client had a nose job this weekend. [The Superficial]Singer Brandy was the cause of a disturbing Los Angeles wreck. No, not Moesha. [Bossip]Look, I tried, but I can't beat Seth a...

Lindsay Lohan’s Appendix Still Hasn’t Worked the 12 Steps

Ladies and gentleman: The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived. LINDSAY LOHAN HAS CHECKED INTO REHAB. After her latest hospitalization for an "appendectomy" failed to result in the surgical removal of her drinking problem, the starlet finally decided to check herself out of Hyde and into a facility. Lindsay has spoken of attendance at AA meetings, and has been spotted lately drinking only from a water bottle at clubs, but multiple sources confirm that those water bottles are regula...

Paula Abdul Needs to Go to Bed

Remember that one time when Paula Abdul gave that interview while she was wasted out of her mind? No, silly, not that time. The other one. From last week. Well, Paula's rep, Jeff Ballard, had something to say about that little incident. Says Ballard:She was exhausted. This was at the end of three days of press (interviews and appearances), and she has had cameras following her around for a reality TV show too. [Ed: That's this one.] She was sitting in a room with just a camera and a mic on, and the controllers dropped the sound...

It’s Gonna Take More Than Fat Rosie to Save The Apprentice

Last night, for the first time in my life, I forgot that a new season of The Apprentice was starting. In fact, I'd never really made a mental note of it to begin with. It even seemed to have slipped my TiVo's mind. Apparently the rest of the country had the same brain fart, as Trumpie's lastest brainchild debuted to its lowest ratings ever. It placed third in its time slot, losing out to Desperate Housewives and Without a Trace. Fox aired Family Guy reruns against it (boooo...come on, Fox!!!), b...

Late-Night Links

Shanna Moakler continues her image rehabilitation tour by dating Jenna Jameson's soon-to-be ex-husband, porn producer (and sometime star) Jay Grdina. It's neat how both Shanna and her ex-husband, Travis Barker, have managed to find new love in porn stars. [Celebslam]

Check out the video for J-Lo's new song, "Que Hiciste." [popbytes]

Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan is hooking up with Certifiably Insane Recovering Heroin Addict Courtney Love. [Agent Bedhead]

Paris Hilton runs out of gas in Beverly Hills, hangs out and flips through a scrapbook while the paparazzi run to get her gas. Rough life. [NYP]

Former SNL star Chris Kattan gets engaged to some hot chick he would totally never have landed had he not found some measure of fame playing Mango and Mr. Peepers. [Pop on the Pop]

Awww...this is really cute! Total hotties Jennifer Morrison and Jesse Spencer, who both play doctors on House M.D., are engaged. Congratulations! [Cele|bitchy]

/>Shanna Moakler continues her image rehabilitation tour by dating Jenna Jameson's soon-to-be ex-husband, porn producer (and sometime star) Jay Grdina. It's neat how both Shanna and her ex-husband, Travis Barker, have managed to find new love in porn stars. [Celebslam]Check out the video for J-Lo's new song, "Que Hiciste." [popbytes]Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan is hooking up with Certifiably Insane Recovering Heroin Addict Courtney Love. [Agent Bedhead]Paris Hilton runs out of gas in Beverly Hills, hangs out an...

Can Britney Spears Recover from Her Hangover of a Life?

After Britney Spears' impromptu New Years nap, it's clear some much-needed rest is in store for the starlet. On New Years Day, she checked into Scottsdale spa Sanctuary, her favorite R&R locale. (I worked out there when I lived in Arizona, and, I swear, they had cable TV on the treadmills before anyone, and it was so awesome. I once made the mistake of showing up right at the start of a VH1 Surreal Life marathon, and I was unbelievably sore the next day.) But is a spa really the last stop for B...

Breaking: Cameron and Justin are Dunzo!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on "clingy" Cameron. Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, "while party...

Breaking: Cameron and Justin are Dunzo!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on "clingy" Cameron. Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, "while partying at Senses nightclub in Memphis two days before Chr...

Two Can Play at This Game

While most of the world took it for granted that K-Fed was cheating on Britney during their marriage, new rumors suggest that Brit-Brit may have been getting some on the side, too. Her alleged paramour is J.R. Rotem, who Britney definitely hooked up with after filing for divorce. Other sources say J.R. had a previous fling with none other than Paris Hilton, Britney's BFF of five minutes earlier this month, and that when Britney found out she put an end to their BFF-ship. However, Miss Hilton recently gif...

Conner Speaks

Miss USA will be keeping her crown and her swanky pad. Among the highlights of the press conference:She says there are way too many allegations. She had a couple of nights where she drank. No comment on drug issue (YIKES).Katie Blair "completely innocent" according to Tara (say it isn't so).She wouldn't say she's an alcoholic, that would be pushing the envelope. "We all have personal demons we have to face." She will be drug tested, per The Donald. He also says "she's not sure if she's an alc...

There Is No Other Important Aspect to This Story Other Than the Fact That Natasha Lyonne Threatened to Sexually Molest a Dog

...but, if you care, she turned herself into a NY court on Friday, for the aforementioned threats of sexual molestation issued toward a dog.There's a stint in rehab there, and some previous missed court appearances, blah blah blah, but am I the only one who's noticed that none of that matters? Because this is the most hilarious court case in the history of the world (seriously, I ran a LexisNexis search, and this is it).The complaint was originally filed by Lyonne's former roommate, who claimed that Natasha trashed their...

It’s Like, Yeah, Motherfucker, I’ve Got Seven Days

We heard it from some jackass in a meeting.* We heard it from her mother. We heard it from her publicist. Now we're hearing it from Lindsay Lohan herself:"I just left an AA meeting," she told People magazine. "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything.""I've been going to AA for a year by the way," she added. "I'm not even legal to, so why would I? I don't drink when I go to clubs. [Ed: Yeah, right] I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to. I feel better not drinking. It's more fun. I ...