Rod Stewart offspring and Paris Hilton sidekick Kimberley Stewart, 27, has liver disease from excessive alcohol consumption, her father told Rolling Stone. Before I get into the details, I'd like to note what a great dad Rod Stewart must be. This is really what fathers are for: alerting the national media when your liver malfunctions because you're a raging alcoholic. It's like that one time my dad called his buddy at Reuters when I got my first period. I love you, Pops. Seriously, was Rod Stewart d...
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A lucky garbage man finds 200 nude photos of Marcia Cross in her garbage and is planning to sell them to the highest bidder. Cross has hired a lawyer to get them back. Note to Marcia: a shredder would have been cheaper. [Hollywood Rag]
A lucky garbage man finds 200 nude photos of Marcia Cross in her garbage and is planning to sell them to the highest bidder. Cross has hired a lawyer to get them back. Note to Marcia: a shredder would have been cheaper. [Hollywood Rag]Mischa Barton and her boyfriend, Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler, may be calling it quits. [Pop on the Pop]Viacom Overlord Sumner Redstone puts his dentures back in for long enough to give us a few more soundbytes on why he kicked Tom Cruise to the curb. [Yeeeah!]Co...
Jamie Lee Curtis decides she's "not an actor anymore," about 10 years after the rest of the country made up their minds on the issue.Gee, Pete Doherty, you really don't figure touring with your band is the best way to stay sober straight out of rehab? Really?Candy Spelling wants you to think she has feelings just like normal people, acts like she's excited Tori's pregnant.Am I the only one totally bothered by the fact that one of Shannon Doherty's eyes is much, much higher up on her face than the ot...
Albert Einstein once said "Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater."
Albert Einstein once said "Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater."This isn't a great parallel, but the quote came to mind. Because however nauseatingly sick you are of every other post on this blog being about what Lindsay Lohan is doing today, I assure you that I am way, way fucking sicker of having to write about it. The jokes run thin real quick, and they weren't that good to begin with. I'm tired of thinking up new ways to be mean to her. The jo...
A daily coke habit gets expensive. Below, La Lohan makes her ProActiv debut, with only the slightest hint of disgust and resentment in her voice. Seriously, why is she doing this ad? Does she really need the money and/or exposure?
A daily coke habit gets expensive. Below, La Lohan makes her ProActiv debut, with only the slightest hint of disgust and resentment in her voice. Seriously, why is she doing this ad? Does she really need the money and/or exposure?Also notable:1) She pronounces her last name "Lowen," and the voice-over does the same.2) I think they've sampled Tupac's "Changes" for the background music. Tell me I'm wrong.In related news: Paris Hilton is still a raging bitch. She's also totally banging Brandon Davis, fresh out of rehab. This girl is class all the way.And in ProActiv alumna news: Jessica Simpson has a camel ...
La Lohan set tongues a-wagging when she was photographed leaving The Ivy yesterday wearing a ninety-day sobriety chip given by Alcoholics Anonymous and other twelve-step programs. It seems unlikely that Lohan herself has actually been sober for ninety days, seeing as how we run a story at least once daily regarding just how drunk she was the night before. Lohan's rep says the chip was a "tribute to a friend."Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, is rumored to be sober, and I'm sure Lindsay had some ex...
Angelina Jolie just hates it when photogs catch pictures of Shiloh without forking over the requisite $4M. [Just Jared]Nicole Kidman's husband, country singer Keith Urban, is the latest celeb to enter rehab for an alcoholism relapse. It's going to be okay, Nicole. Remember, there's still no twelve-step program for Scientology. [Allie is Wired]The Hills' L.C. is officially dating Brody Jenner, the ex-boyfriend of her Laguna Beach nemesis, Kristin Cavallari. No comment yet from Cavallari, but we're keepi...
You know those awkward days after a break-up, where you still have to see the guy every now and then to work out the details? Who's keeping the dog? Where are my bikinis? You owe me $30 for that time I paid for the cab. Won't you please reconsider? Please?In the new media, EdTV life of Lindsay Lohan, these moments are captured on tape and broadcast to an international audience via the web.Play along, won't you?TMZ has tape of Lindsay showing up at Harry's West Hollywood office yesterday, a day afte...
Orlando Bloom decides he can't see Kate Bosworth anymore. No, really, he can't actually see her anymore. It's official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes found a baby to adopt! Katie Couric kicked off her CBS career with the pics. From the looks of the kid, some 15-year-old prostitute in Cambodia is a real big fan of Scientology these days.It's not that Victoria Beckham is pregnant, it's just that her husband doesn't speak Spanish.When a lot of rich people have invested a lot of money in you, you don't ...
If you liked Mean Girls, you'll love Heathers 2. When William H. Macy goes on the record with how much you suck, Lindsay Lohan, you must totally suck. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been lurking around the Yahoo/HBO complex in Santa Monica. They must have found a sitter for their little Suri. And by "sitter" I of course mean "fake sitter," and by "Suri" I of course mean "PR stunt." Since he can't marry Kate Moss just yet, Pete Doherty is passing the time by sneaking cocaine to teenagers in rehab...