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Pink Calls Out Britney and Christina, Has a Pretty Good Point

In light of this morning's news that Christina Aguilera was arrested for being too drunk to function, singer Pink took to her Twitter account and typed out the following message: "Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!" Pink has a decent point: People have been giving her shit since day one. Granted, "troubled and erratic" has always been the image she's gone for, but she's definitely not sitting in a jail cell ...

Check Out Jennifer Aniston’s $42M Home

That right there? That would be Jennifer Aniston's insanely comfortable looking bedroom and boo, that ain't even the half. Forbes published a whole piece about Jennifer's super pricey Beverly Hills mansion and the rest of the photos are just as awe-inducing as the bedroom shot. And my favorite part of the whole article? The master bedroom claims two bathrooms that were formerly arranged as a his-and-hers pair.  The very publicly single Aniston did away with the couples-style loo. Instead she converted the “hisâ...

Abe From ‘Road Rules’ Got Arrested, Smeared His Jail Cell Walls With Feces

This is for all my fellow Real World/Road Rules die hards. Abram Boise AKA Abe from Road Rules: South Pacific was arrested in my home state of Massachusetts yesterday for public urination and that's just where his long, bodily fluid filled adventure began. From TMZ: ...law enforcement sources tell us he peed on the floor of the cell, was moved to a second one, and then he pooped in his hand and smeared it all over the wall of the second cell. In case you give a crap, Abram is schedul...

Taylor Momsen F***s For Satan

Taylor Momsen wore this charming top with the declaration "I FUCK FOR SATAN" scrawled across it to a The Pretty Reckless gig in Toronto over the weekend. I'm surprised she's not above wearing a statement tee, to be honest. I thought the whole, "I partake in sexual activity with the devil" was like, assumed at this point. Ugh. I used to defend this girl. Now I just wish someone will take away her copy of The Runaways and give her a bath. [gallery columns="4"]...

Justin Bieber Shells Out Even More Cash to Impress Selena Gomez

We already knew that Justin Bieber recently went into a LA mall and left with several large bags of Victoria's Secret merchandise, but now an entire flower shop? Damn. Either Selena Gomez is holding out or she's on some "Yeezy Taught Me" shit. According to PopEater via TMZ, Justin called in such a large order into a florist that she had to use every last flower in her shop to fill it. Apparently Justin's goal was to pack Selena's LA home with flowers "just because." Aw, that's actually pretty sweet. And you know, ...

Spend Your Oscar Night With a Couple of Snarky Bitches

Every year I wind up accidentally live Tweeting the Oscars. It's that cheap champagne/loud mouth tendencies/self-important celebrities on parade combo that gets me every single time. This year, I've decided to commit to it. I just ate a piece of barbecue chicken, I have white wine chillin' in the fridge (Two Buck Chuck 'til I die) and I've invited my good friend and fellow bloglady Marrisa A. Ross over to join in the fun. Feel free to follow my Twitter account, as well as Marissa's, if you...

How Kirsten Dunst’s BVLGARI Ad Got Made

No, I can't tell you how the heck she got hired to rep such a high-profile brand at this very low-profile juncture in her career, but we do have a bunch of behind-the-scenes photos of KiKi on set. I'm a Chanel and/or Burberry girl when it comes to perfumes, so the actual fragrance does nothing for me, but it is nice to see Kirsten (who I actually really enjoy) looking healthier and back in the spotlight. Check out the photos below and if you've had a wiff of this new scent, let me know what you think! [gallery columns="4"]...

There’s No Way in Hell Kate Gosselin’s Taking Back The Meatball With The Tiny Penis

With Jon Gosselin now hard at work installing solar panels (LOL!) and Kate Gosselin more or less fading into obscurity herself, people are wondering if there's any chance that the two will reconcile. A source to Kate says "hell to the mothafuckin' no" on that one. "There is absolutely no chance of a reconciliation. They remain civil for the sake of the kids, but that's it. It's frustrating for Kate that people keep making up stories. They have both moved on," the source told People.com. In fact, if anything, Kate is doing everything in her power to disassociate herself ...

Quotables: Lady Gaga is a Crappy Version of Madonna

"What I don't like is when somebody copies somebody and just adopts it like their own idea. You want me, I go a little further. I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!" - Charo tells Sirius XM's OutQ exactly what she thinks about the whole "Lady Gaga blatantly copying Madonna" thing. I said it the other day: "Born this Way" is really starting to grow on me, so I don't really care if Lady Gaga bit Madonna's style or not, but Charo? Y'all. We are NOT paying enough attention...

Ugh. Amber Portwood Nudes Leaked. Disgusting.

Partially nude photos of Teen Mom's Amber Portwood have been leaked and RadarOnline got 'em first. Amber, who recently took Kim Kardashian to task for bashing her and her co-stars, appears fully nude with her hands cleverly covering some of her naughtier parts. The best thing(s) about these photos? That huge tattoo of her daughter covering what looks like baby bump #2. Klassy! The NSFW pics are in the gallery after the jump and they are gross. Don't say we didn't warn you. Read More...

Guess Who: Which Celeb Wife Has Let Herself Go?

If I were to spot a woman with this figure on the beach, I wouldn't think much of it. This is how most Americans look in their swimwear (if you deny that, you're either clueless or too snobby to function), plus, she looks a bit older, like perhaps she's had some kids and many years of birthday cake in her past. But if you told me that this was the wife of a well-known actor who we've seen in the spotlight on-and-off for years, I'd be semi-shocked. Click through to find out what formerly t...

Franco & Hathaway Do ‘Grease’

James Franco posted this 19-second clip of him and Anne Hathaway reenacting the famous "You're The One That I Want" carnival scene from Grease to his Twitter yesterday. As we all know by now, the two are hosting the Oscars together Sunday night, so I can only assume that this is a behind-the-scenes preview of what will be a pretty epic remake. I'm hoping that it's part of some huge montage that runs through a variety of everybody's favorite movie couples, but since I'm already going to get 3+ hours of James ...
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