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There’s No Way in Hell Kate Gosselin’s Taking Back The Meatball With The Tiny Penis

With Jon Gosselin now hard at work installing solar panels (LOL!) and Kate Gosselin more or less fading into obscurity herself, people are wondering if there’s any chance that the two will reconcile. A source to Kate says “hell to the mothafuckin’ no” on that one.

“There is absolutely no chance of a reconciliation. They remain civil for the sake of the kids, but that’s it. It’s frustrating for Kate that people keep making up stories. They have both moved on,” the source told

In fact, if anything, Kate is doing everything in her power to disassociate herself from the ex that knocked her up with the eight kids that made her famous. “Kate wants nothing more than to be seen in a completely different light than Jon is viewed. Obviously he is the father of her children and that won’t change, but she is feeling very happy about her decisions and situation.”

Fact is, it’s pretty clear that these two were done long before Jon was caught cheating on Kate with a babysitter. They practically hated each other on the last season of their show, and when I watch old video clips of the two online (whatever! It’s research!) I have to wonder what they ever saw in one another. As a couple, they just made no sense.

I think it’s safe for us to put the idea of this reunion to bed.

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