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Goodfellas, Sopranos Actor Charged with Extortion

Tony Darrow Actor Anthony Borgese  (also know as Tony Darrow) who played Sonny Bunz in the movie Goodfellas and Larry Boy Barese on The Sopranos was charged Friday with extortion. Along with a member of the Gambino crime family, Borgese is accused of assaulting a man in an attempt to collect money the man owed to a loan shark. Now that's good casting. The 70 year old actor was released on $750,000 bond and pleaded not guilty to the charges. This guy is 70 and strong-arming people who owe money to ...

Even Better than the ‘Chimney Sweeping Log’

[caption id="attachment_37612" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Photo by INFdaily.com"]Photo by INFdaily.com[caption id="attachment_37612" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Photo by INFdaily.com"][/caption] It's the newest product in worry-free chimney maintenance. Just drop Lindsay Lohan feet-first down your chimney and she's guaranteed to clean off unsightly ash and dangerous creosote. Warning: Lindsay Lohan contains alcohol. Do not expose Lindsay Lohan to open flame. If placed in a high pressure environment, Lindsay Lohan might explode. (Pics of Lilo "dining" at Zuma restaurant and hitting clubs in...

Who can’t stand Megan Fox? Show of hands.

[caption id="attachment_37608" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="Photo by INFDaily.com"]INFDaily.com[caption id="attachment_37608" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="Photo by INFDaily.com"][/caption] In a recent interview with Britain's GQ magazine, Fox waxed poetic about past periods of wightloss and weight gain:  "Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months... Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zo...

Stephen Colbert is ‘Over There’

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The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Shout Out - The Colbert Report Overseas colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Keyboard Cat For months, Colbert has been promoting a trip overseas to visit troops and shoot episodes of The Colbert Report on location in the Middle East, but claimed that national security regulations kept him from saying exactly when he would go or where he would be filming. Well, the countdown clock that once rea...

If You’re Going to Sue Sacha Baron Cohen, Make Sure the Footage Supports Your Claims

Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno NC-17 Pictures Photos Earlier this week, a lawsuit was filed against Universal Studios and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen by California resident Richelle Olson. Olson claims that while Baron was shooting for his new film Bruno at a charity bingo event in 2007, she was pushed by the hirsuit comedian, "fell and was surrounded by cameramen who attacked her. Later, she says she fainted, hit her head causing bleeding to her brain, and must now use a wheelchair." But I suspect her brain damage may have occurred before she ever came into con...

One of Carradine’s Last Films was Anti-Suicide; Wife Claims Actor Loved “Potentially Deadly” Sex Acts

57232915davidcarradine642009102137am-1 In a possibly ironic twist of fate, one of late actor David Carradine's final films centered around suicide. In My Suicide, the late actor plays a wise old man described as "the poet of death," who counsels a high schooler (Gabriel Sunday) who's contemplating killing himself. One scene features Carradine delivering a lengthy monologue, trying to explain to the teen boy that he should "kill" off the parts of himself he doesn't like rather than committing suicide. A producer of the film is nonprofit Regenerate Films, which is d...

John Mayer Doesn’t Realize Twilight Fans Run the Internet

John Mayer once again took to Twitter to talk about a very broad, very important (to him) topic: things he doesn't know anything about. Twittered Mayer, "I've never seen Twilight. It seems as if there are 90 lead actors I don't know in this film? Tug Tillis, Boan Joaner, Jared Vorak." Who the hell is Boan Joaner? I think Tug Tillis was a major league baseball pitcher in the 70's? Mayer had better watch out. In case he doesn't know, the internet is basically run by Stephenie Meyer and her hordes of devotees, who will enact swift and painful vengeance upon all who cross them, as 4channers discovered in the XKCD comic below: Twilight Troll Slayer Comic by XKCDJohn Mayer once again took to Twitter to talk about a very broad, very important (to him) topic: things he doesn't know anything about. Twittered Mayer, "I've never seen Twilight. It seems as if there are 90 lead actors I don't know in this film? Tug Tillis, Boan Joaner, Jared Vorak." Who the hell is Boan Joaner? I think Tug Tillis was a major league baseball pitcher in the 70's? Mayer had better watch out. In case he doesn't know, the internet is basically run by Stephenie Meyer and her ho...

Billy Bob Thornton’s Daughter Charged in 1 Year Old’s Death

Billy Bob Thornton Amanda Brumfield, the eldest daughter of "Sideshow" Billy Bob Thornton, has been charged with child neglect causing harm or disability in relation to the death of a 1 year old girl whom she was babysitting. Brumfield told detectives that a girl she was babysitting hit her head in a fall in an Ocoee home on Oct. 3, Detective James Berish said in a news release. Brumfield called for help more than two hours later when she couldn't revive the girl, police in the city near Orlando said. An au...

Susan Boyle Admitted to Mental Health Clinic

sEU BRITAIN SINGING SENSATIONs I feel like a dick. Sometimes things like this happen when you're a loudmouthed cunt with oral diarrhea (which I most assuredly am). You spout off about someone only to have something horrible happen to them later on that makes you feel like a complete turd. Susan Boyle has been admitted to a priory clinic (a mental health facility) following an emotional breakdown. Show aides telephoned police on Saturday to report that the BGT runner up had been acting strangely. Paramedics helped the "...

Zygote, Blastocyst, Chorion, Amnion. The Answer is:

Jennifer Hudson is Pregnant Things that  have been inside Jennifer Hudson's uterus! (I left out one very obvious and important item. Can you guess what it is?) The pregnancy rumors that have been flying since April have finally been confirmed! Jennifer's friends threw a baby shower for her this past Saturday at the downtown Chicago home of a close relative. Hudson is engaged to former reality TV star David Otunga. Hudson's longtime friend, Felicia Fields, reported that it was a quiet gathering in which Hudson received lots of yellow clothes and accessories. Jennifer is reportedly being ...
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