Creepy Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild, beater of pregnant women, and all around great guy, went on a vacation recently. I'm sure he did a lot of really neat things, but the most notable thing he did was hang out with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Because any day that you get to hang out with Kimye is the best day of your life.
If that picture above didn't give you enough early morning giggles, go ahead and check out this picture:
And if you STILL need more, here's a blog entry about the vacation from Joe's very own...
Blake Shelton is so weird. He seems like such a sweet, fun guy on The Voice, but then he does things like make possibly homophobic tweets about Shania Twain songs, and I don't even know what to think. Or, well, I didn't know what to think. I believe I'm a little closer to making up my mind now.
Here's a little something that Blake tweeted a few days ago:
Does anyone know if the Eastern Box turtle is protected in Oklahoma? If so I didn't just swerve to the shoulder of the road to smash one...
And un...
Did you guys remember that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson adopted a puppy together last year? The dog's name is Bear, and from what I can tell, he's Rob and Kristen's child. Kristen even gave an interview a few months ago during promotions for Snow White and the Huntsman (ahem) where she essentially called Bear her baby.
Here he is:
What an incredibly sweet face, right? It's pretty easy to see why Rob wants custody:
While Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn’t have any kids together, RadarOnline.com exclusively reports that the fractured ...
I know what you're thinking. Surely that headline is incorrect, right? Because as we've all seen time and again, our dear Lindsay has no problem with showing off her bosom, especially if she thinks it will help her in her lifelong quest to win an Oscar. But it's true: for some reason, Lindsay didn't want to go topless for her softcore porn, The Canyons. The reason?
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was EXTREMELY hesitant to shoot a steamy sex scene for her new movie "The Canyons" last week -- but we're told, she quickly ch...
Ok, let's really set the scene here. Bruce Jenner just, for some unfathomable reason, married Kris. Bruce got the idea in his head to propose to her, ideally to spend the rest of his whole life with her, and to live with her and be with her for always, and he went through with it. Crazy, right? But what do you think Kris could have told Bruce right after they got married? Something sweet, right? Something romantic and touching and incredibly memorable. Right?
Nope. Here's what she told him:
“I just want you to know, never trust...
From People:
Following a new report in British newspaper The People (which is owned by the Mirror and not related to PEOPLE magazine) that director Rupert Sanders's affair with Kristen Stewart was more than a one-time fling, a source very close to his wife Liberty Ross and her family tells PEOPLE all quotes from that story are false.
"Contrary to inaccurate reports, neither Liberty Ross nor any member of her family has spoken to the media," the source tells PEOPLE. "Quotes that are b...
I can't even believe that we haven't talked about Kat Dennings since 2008. That's a shame, it's a tragedy, and I'm holding myself fully accountable for it. There's just no reason to go four years without talking about this lovely lady.
Hey, did you get that I'm a fan of hers yet? Because I really, really am. I watched Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist again over the weekend, and I think she's just mesmerizing. I think she has just impeccable comedic timing, and she's so gorgeous. Sh...
Can I ask a serious question? Are the Twihards going to make it through this cheating scandal all right? I know that they've been having a rough time already, but I think they're still mostly just shocked. I don't think the reality has set in yet that this couple is no more. But the premiere for the second part of Breaking Dawn - the very, very last Twilight film ever (probably) - isn't all that far away, and you can't tell me that it's going to be anything other than the most awkward thing ...
Is it just me, or has it been way too long since Kirk Cameron last graced us with his startling stupidity? Personally, I've been on pins and needles for months, just waiting for Mike Seaver to tell me more about the things that are destroying our civilization, and I'm sure at least some of you feel the same way.
Well, don't get your hopes up too high, because today we're only going to hear from darling Kirk through his manager, but still, I think it's worth it. See, a 17-year-old boy nam...
I'm sorry, you guys, this kind of isn't fair. There's no reason why you should know who this baby is, unless you happen to follow his dad on Twitter. This kid is just four months old, and while he does have a famous dad, it's not like his dad is Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber or anything. So I honestly don't expect you guys to be able to get this one right off, but I just couldn't resist showing you this precious face. Because honestly, look at this baby. Just look at him. So cute, right?
Ok, now for the ...
I mean, seriously, ladies, look at that fine specimen right there. Really just get a good long look at that tall glass of water. Couldn't you just drink that right down? If you got to walk around on his arm, wouldn't you constantly thank the heavens that you'd been so incredibly blessed?
According to Justin himself, yes, yes you would.
From Star via Celebitchy:
Seriously unbeliebable. Cocky Justin Bieber has been heard telling Selena Gomez that she’s “beyond lucky” to have him...
Honest to God, when I was typing that headline, I actually wrote "Asshton" instead of "Ashton." And I'm still laughing.
Oh, but here's why he's a douchebag this time:
Steve Jobs had a reputation for being a genius, but also for being difficult to work with, and it seemsAshton Kutcher, who is playing the late Apple founder in a new movie, is taking his character's traits a little too much to heart, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
A person working on the indie film, Jobs: G...
Creepy Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild, beater of pregnant women, and all around great guy, went on a vacation recently. I'm sure he did a lot of really neat things, but the most notable thing he did was hang out with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Because any day that you get to hang out with Kimye is the best day of your life.
If that picture above didn't give you enough early morning giggles, go ahead and check out this picture:
And if you STILL need more, here's a blog entry about the vacation from Joe's very own...
Blake Shelton is so weird. He seems like such a sweet, fun guy on The Voice, but then he does things like make possibly homophobic tweets about Shania Twain songs, and I don't even know what to think. Or, well, I didn't know what to think. I believe I'm a little closer to making up my mind now.
Here's a little something that Blake tweeted a few days ago:
Does anyone know if the Eastern Box turtle is protected in Oklahoma? If so I didn't just swerve to the shoulder of the road to smash one...
And un...
Did you guys remember that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson adopted a puppy together last year? The dog's name is Bear, and from what I can tell, he's Rob and Kristen's child. Kristen even gave an interview a few months ago during promotions for Snow White and the Huntsman (ahem) where she essentially called Bear her baby.
Here he is:
What an incredibly sweet face, right? It's pretty easy to see why Rob wants custody:
While Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn’t have any kids together, RadarOnline.com exclusively reports that the fractured ...
I know what you're thinking. Surely that headline is incorrect, right? Because as we've all seen time and again, our dear Lindsay has no problem with showing off her bosom, especially if she thinks it will help her in her lifelong quest to win an Oscar. But it's true: for some reason, Lindsay didn't want to go topless for her softcore porn, The Canyons. The reason?
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was EXTREMELY hesitant to shoot a steamy sex scene for her new movie "The Canyons" last week -- but we're told, she quickly ch...
Ok, let's really set the scene here. Bruce Jenner just, for some unfathomable reason, married Kris. Bruce got the idea in his head to propose to her, ideally to spend the rest of his whole life with her, and to live with her and be with her for always, and he went through with it. Crazy, right? But what do you think Kris could have told Bruce right after they got married? Something sweet, right? Something romantic and touching and incredibly memorable. Right?
Nope. Here's what she told him:
“I just want you to know, never trust...
From People:
Following a new report in British newspaper The People (which is owned by the Mirror and not related to PEOPLE magazine) that director Rupert Sanders's affair with Kristen Stewart was more than a one-time fling, a source very close to his wife Liberty Ross and her family tells PEOPLE all quotes from that story are false.
"Contrary to inaccurate reports, neither Liberty Ross nor any member of her family has spoken to the media," the source tells PEOPLE. "Quotes that are b...
I can't even believe that we haven't talked about Kat Dennings since 2008. That's a shame, it's a tragedy, and I'm holding myself fully accountable for it. There's just no reason to go four years without talking about this lovely lady.
Hey, did you get that I'm a fan of hers yet? Because I really, really am. I watched Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist again over the weekend, and I think she's just mesmerizing. I think she has just impeccable comedic timing, and she's so gorgeous. Sh...
Can I ask a serious question? Are the Twihards going to make it through this cheating scandal all right? I know that they've been having a rough time already, but I think they're still mostly just shocked. I don't think the reality has set in yet that this couple is no more. But the premiere for the second part of Breaking Dawn - the very, very last Twilight film ever (probably) - isn't all that far away, and you can't tell me that it's going to be anything other than the most awkward thing ...
Is it just me, or has it been way too long since Kirk Cameron last graced us with his startling stupidity? Personally, I've been on pins and needles for months, just waiting for Mike Seaver to tell me more about the things that are destroying our civilization, and I'm sure at least some of you feel the same way.
Well, don't get your hopes up too high, because today we're only going to hear from darling Kirk through his manager, but still, I think it's worth it. See, a 17-year-old boy nam...
I'm sorry, you guys, this kind of isn't fair. There's no reason why you should know who this baby is, unless you happen to follow his dad on Twitter. This kid is just four months old, and while he does have a famous dad, it's not like his dad is Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber or anything. So I honestly don't expect you guys to be able to get this one right off, but I just couldn't resist showing you this precious face. Because honestly, look at this baby. Just look at him. So cute, right?
Ok, now for the ...
I mean, seriously, ladies, look at that fine specimen right there. Really just get a good long look at that tall glass of water. Couldn't you just drink that right down? If you got to walk around on his arm, wouldn't you constantly thank the heavens that you'd been so incredibly blessed?
According to Justin himself, yes, yes you would.
From Star via Celebitchy:
Seriously unbeliebable. Cocky Justin Bieber has been heard telling Selena Gomez that she’s “beyond lucky” to have him...
Honest to God, when I was typing that headline, I actually wrote "Asshton" instead of "Ashton." And I'm still laughing.
Oh, but here's why he's a douchebag this time:
Steve Jobs had a reputation for being a genius, but also for being difficult to work with, and it seemsAshton Kutcher, who is playing the late Apple founder in a new movie, is taking his character's traits a little too much to heart, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
A person working on the indie film, Jobs: G...