Oh, you guys, I just gave myself a serious case of the giggles. See, Adam Levine just did an interview with Inked magazine, and he said some pretty douchey things. I know, I know, what a shocker. But I want to talk specifically about what he had to say about music critics. Here's the quote:
"Music critics are all f-cking idiots. There’s obviously a certain balance between pursuing an audience and pursuing what you love to do, but I love what we do. I would never put out a record I didn’t want to listen to.â€...
Oh, of all things ... did you know that we're going to get a fifth installment of the Scary Movie series? Because that's something that everyone wants. The first two came out when I was 12 and 13, and I did enjoy them, but when the third one was released, I was 14, and it was way dumb. I think I vaguely remember the fourth one being made, but I've never seen any of it. But there's apparently still some sort of an audience, because the fifth one is definitely in the works.
And - wait fo...
From Us Weekly:
Six months after very quietly debuting wedding bands at the 2012 Oscars, Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied exchanged marital vows in a Jewish ceremony at a private home near Big Sur, Calif., Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. The 8pm wedding took place beneath a chuppah--and in the dark! No other details were immediately available.
The Oscar-winning actress, 31, and French-born dancer-choreographer Millepied, 35, are parents to a 13-month-old son, Aleph.
I really...
Oh dear god. This is so icky.
From TMZ:
Going once, going twice, SOLD ... is what some lucky bidder will hear if they win a date with Octomom ... because the mother of 14 has officially put herself up for auction to earn some cold, hard cash.
Octo -- in a last ditch effort to earn more money before she gets kicked out of her La Habra home -- has created an online dating profile for a site called What'sYourPrice.com ... a website where users can PAY other users to go out with them.
...
If this were any other weekend and you asked me what I thought Kristen Stewart was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, "smoking weed and not giving a f-ck." And then, if you asked me what Rupert Sanders was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, "who?"
But, as we all know, this isn't any other weekend. No, now our lives have been separated into two chapters, divided by that fateful day a week and a half ago. Now, I'd say that Kriste...
Well, get in line, Scientology, because you're not the only one. Now that Robert Pattinson is single, all he has to do is pick up the shattered pieces of his heart, hot glue them back together (you can't tell me that this man doesn't do arts and crafts), and just walk outside, and he'll find thousands upon thousands of people who want him. Like, just for example, this girl:
But nobody could treat Rob as good as the Church of Scientology. Nobody else can give him that much power, that ...
With all of the great news that we've been hearing about Nadya "Octomom" Suleman this summer, you might have forgotten about this one amazing little tidbit: she's recording a single. Remember? We discovered last month that she was in the studio working on the sure-to-be hit, "Get on the Dance Floor."
But it's a brand new month, and we now have the cover to that hit single. Are you ready for it?
As you can see, she's changed the title of her song to "Sexy Party," and, as you can also see, t...
The National Enquirer, friend to us all, was the publication that originally brought us the story about Macaulay Culkin's (alleged) addiction to heroin and painkillers. When that story broke, Macaulay's reps were quick to make a statement denying it all. I thought that would have been the end of it, but the Enquirer won't give up quite so easily.
First, check out that cover. Dramatic, right? But you just wait until you read the heartfelt advice that they put up on their website:
The NATIONAL ENQUIRER hopes ...
If there's one thing I know about politics, it's nothing. That's why I think it's so handy when famous people decide to speak up about their political views. Because why wouldn't I trust someone who entertains me to guide me in all other aspects of my life?
That's why I'm so thankful that one of the most famous porn stars in the whole world, Jenna Jameson, decided to let us know what she thinks is going to happen after this next presidential election:
"I'm very looking forward to a Republ...
Don't we all have that one friend who consistently dates douchebags just so she can be dating someone? And you're like "uh, I don't think this is going to turn out well at all," but you keep you mouth shut because she's happy right now and you don't want to get all in her business? But then she finally starts realizing what a douchebag he really is, and you're thankful that she's finally coming to her senses, but also secretly a little pleased with yourself that you called it from the begi...
This is what Jessica Biel wore (on purpose) to Wednesday's premiere of Total Recall. I just don't even know what to say about it. I saw this picture, decided to show it to you guys, then wrote the headline and the first sentence, and then I screwed around on the rest of the internet for an hour because I just couldn't figure out what to say. I really meant it when I said that she's hopeless. Just look at her dress, shoes, jewelry, hair, and makeup, and then let me know if there's a chanc...
Oh, you guys, I just gave myself a serious case of the giggles. See, Adam Levine just did an interview with Inked magazine, and he said some pretty douchey things. I know, I know, what a shocker. But I want to talk specifically about what he had to say about music critics. Here's the quote:
"Music critics are all f-cking idiots. There’s obviously a certain balance between pursuing an audience and pursuing what you love to do, but I love what we do. I would never put out a record I didn’t want to listen to.â€...
Oh, of all things ... did you know that we're going to get a fifth installment of the Scary Movie series? Because that's something that everyone wants. The first two came out when I was 12 and 13, and I did enjoy them, but when the third one was released, I was 14, and it was way dumb. I think I vaguely remember the fourth one being made, but I've never seen any of it. But there's apparently still some sort of an audience, because the fifth one is definitely in the works.
And - wait fo...
From Us Weekly:
Six months after very quietly debuting wedding bands at the 2012 Oscars, Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied exchanged marital vows in a Jewish ceremony at a private home near Big Sur, Calif., Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. The 8pm wedding took place beneath a chuppah--and in the dark! No other details were immediately available.
The Oscar-winning actress, 31, and French-born dancer-choreographer Millepied, 35, are parents to a 13-month-old son, Aleph.
I really...
Oh dear god. This is so icky.
From TMZ:
Going once, going twice, SOLD ... is what some lucky bidder will hear if they win a date with Octomom ... because the mother of 14 has officially put herself up for auction to earn some cold, hard cash.
Octo -- in a last ditch effort to earn more money before she gets kicked out of her La Habra home -- has created an online dating profile for a site called What'sYourPrice.com ... a website where users can PAY other users to go out with them.
...
If this were any other weekend and you asked me what I thought Kristen Stewart was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, "smoking weed and not giving a f-ck." And then, if you asked me what Rupert Sanders was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, "who?"
But, as we all know, this isn't any other weekend. No, now our lives have been separated into two chapters, divided by that fateful day a week and a half ago. Now, I'd say that Kriste...
Well, get in line, Scientology, because you're not the only one. Now that Robert Pattinson is single, all he has to do is pick up the shattered pieces of his heart, hot glue them back together (you can't tell me that this man doesn't do arts and crafts), and just walk outside, and he'll find thousands upon thousands of people who want him. Like, just for example, this girl:
But nobody could treat Rob as good as the Church of Scientology. Nobody else can give him that much power, that ...
With all of the great news that we've been hearing about Nadya "Octomom" Suleman this summer, you might have forgotten about this one amazing little tidbit: she's recording a single. Remember? We discovered last month that she was in the studio working on the sure-to-be hit, "Get on the Dance Floor."
But it's a brand new month, and we now have the cover to that hit single. Are you ready for it?
As you can see, she's changed the title of her song to "Sexy Party," and, as you can also see, t...
The National Enquirer, friend to us all, was the publication that originally brought us the story about Macaulay Culkin's (alleged) addiction to heroin and painkillers. When that story broke, Macaulay's reps were quick to make a statement denying it all. I thought that would have been the end of it, but the Enquirer won't give up quite so easily.
First, check out that cover. Dramatic, right? But you just wait until you read the heartfelt advice that they put up on their website:
The NATIONAL ENQUIRER hopes ...
If there's one thing I know about politics, it's nothing. That's why I think it's so handy when famous people decide to speak up about their political views. Because why wouldn't I trust someone who entertains me to guide me in all other aspects of my life?
That's why I'm so thankful that one of the most famous porn stars in the whole world, Jenna Jameson, decided to let us know what she thinks is going to happen after this next presidential election:
"I'm very looking forward to a Republ...
Don't we all have that one friend who consistently dates douchebags just so she can be dating someone? And you're like "uh, I don't think this is going to turn out well at all," but you keep you mouth shut because she's happy right now and you don't want to get all in her business? But then she finally starts realizing what a douchebag he really is, and you're thankful that she's finally coming to her senses, but also secretly a little pleased with yourself that you called it from the begi...
This is what Jessica Biel wore (on purpose) to Wednesday's premiere of Total Recall. I just don't even know what to say about it. I saw this picture, decided to show it to you guys, then wrote the headline and the first sentence, and then I screwed around on the rest of the internet for an hour because I just couldn't figure out what to say. I really meant it when I said that she's hopeless. Just look at her dress, shoes, jewelry, hair, and makeup, and then let me know if there's a chanc...