Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift Is The New Jackie O

A photo of Conor Kennedy and Taylor Swift This might be a little premature, but I think that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy might be my favorite new couple of 2012. It's definitely not Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis or John Mayer and Katy Perry, who are the only other important couples I can think of right now. But Taylor and Conor (Swennedy?) are just so fresh, so enthralling, so illegal! There's a lot to love. There's a whole lot to love. For instance, there's this little tidbit from the Enquirer (via Celebitchy) all about how Conor is such a player that he might break little Tay-Tay's heart: “Everyone has been reminding Taylor that...

Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Is Now in Harper’s Bazaar

A photo of Karl Lagerfeld and Choupette In the greatest development since the beginnings of celebrity gossip, Karl Lagerfeld's cat, Choupette, is, really and truly, becoming a star. Earlier this week, she had her very own spread in i-D magazine, and now she's in Harper's Bazaar. I really wouldn't be surprised if Vogue recalled all the copies of their September issue and replaced it with a brand new Choupette cover. Could you imagine, the feud that would start up between Choupette and Lady Gaga? But let's now focus on what the future holds, because here and now we have a whol...

Kim And Kanye Are Trying for A Baby

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Because who needs birth control when you've got a soulmate, right? From In Touch via Celebitchy: Kim Kardashian’s red-hot romance with Kanye West is moving so fast, she’s already gone off birth control. “Kim is ready to have babies and talks about it all the time,” reveals a Kardashian insider. Since she’s been on the pull for around 15 years, reports another source, Kim is taking “the necessary measures” to make it easier to conceive. Now Kim and Kanye are looking for a house wit...

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Got Arrested

A photo of Joe Simpson and Jessica Simpson From TMZ: Joe Simpson -- Jessica Simpson's father -- was arrested for DUI in L.A. ... TMZ has learned. According to law enforcement sources, 54-year-old Joe was busted on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks on August 4. We're told LAPD cops pulled Joe's car over around 10 PM ... and during the stop, officers got the feeling he was intoxicated and ultimately cuffed the famous pop and took him to the pokey. Joe was booked and spent the rest of the night behind bars. He was released without having t...

Taylor Swift Robbed The Cradle

A photo of Conor Kennedy and Taylor Swift You know how Taylor Swift is dating little Conor Kennedy? And you know how I said that it was weird that Taylor, 22, is dating an 18-year-old? Well, it's about to get weirder, because it turns out that Conor hasn't even been 18 for a month yet. Nope, his birthday is on July 24th, and the first sighting of the couple happened on the very next day. Suspicious? From the New York Post: Could Taylor Swift be a Kennedy cougar? Sources tell us the country singing star, 22, kicked off her friendship with Conor Kennedy mon...

Robert Pattinson Is The Biggest Sweetheart

A photo of Robert Pattinson I can never get over how wonderful Robert Pattinson is. He's just so darling, isn't he? And I'm not trying to say that he's this big heartthrob dreamboat, because personally, I don't find him to be crazy attractive, I'm just saying that I think he's really funny and adorable, and I want him to be a dear friend of mine. Like, I want to hug him and tell him he can sleep on my couch for however long he needs to and then, after a little bit, find him a nice girl. Basically, I want to be his Re...

Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga’s Vogue Cover

A photo of Lady Gaga Instead of loving this or leaving this, my personal thoughts on this cover are more towards "eh." She's definitely looked better, but she's also looked worse. I'm really not into whatever is happening in the hip region of that dress though. When a dress is built to make you look like you have an entire Kim Kardashian ass on either hip, I think it's time to do some reconstructing. But hey, do you want to take a quick stroll down memory lane? Because here's a quote that Lady Gaga gave Opr...

Could Everyone Please Stop Talking About Kelly Osbourne’s Eyebrows?

A photo of Kelly Osbourne Here's a lesson that most of us have had to learn the hard way: if you do something stupid in front of other people, those people are allowed to make fun of you for it. There are exceptions, of course, like if you do something stupid and actually hurt yourself, everyone's supposed to wait until you've either received medical attention or laughed at yourself to make fun of you, and if the making fun crosses over into bullying or generally hurtful territory, then that's not cool anymore. But...

Liberty Ross Wants Rupert Sanders Back

A photo of Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders Or, if you're a more casual gossiper, that guy that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with and his wife are working things out. From TMZ: Liberty Ross -- the wife of director Rupert Sanders who cheated on her with Kristen Stewart -- has already seen a divorce lawyer ... TMZ has learned ... but her goal is reconciliation. Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... although Liberty has lawyered up, her end game is NOT divorce.   In fact, Liberty and Rupert have already been to a marr...

Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Is A Star

A photo of Karl Lagerfeld I'll take any opportunity I can to talk about Karl Lagerfeld, but Karl Lagerfeld's cat, Choupette? She in on a whole other level. I could write a book of poetry dedicated to that spoiled princess of a cat. Choupette has all the intrigue of a Lindsay Lohan upskirt, all the thrill of a Madonna quote, but all with the purity of Justin Bieber (pre-swag, of course). Yes, from a gossip standpoint, or any standpoint at all, really, Karl Lagerfeld's cat is just perfection. And that's why she got ...

Love It or Leave It: Lindsay Goes Cowgirl

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Being a Southern girl, I see lots of western wear on a daily basis. I do like some of it - I have an awesome pair of pink cowboy boots, for example - but for the most part, I just really can't appreciate it. I don't really care for the hats, and I think the super tight jeans are kind of awkward. But you know what my very least favorite element of that whole style is? Fringe. I cannot stand fringe. Lindsay Lohan, though, she obviously doesn't share my thoughts, because she managed to w...

Blind Item: Who Got Shot?

From CDAN: Most of you have heard the Charlie Sheen shooting Kelly Preston story, but there is one that would have made the world explode with gossip if this one had ever got out to the public. This couple was everywhere. They were all over every tabloid. The actor, all movies all the time is still A+. Back in the day not so long ago he was a drinking and drugging machine and had a thing for antique weapons. Still does. Brings them to the set all the time. Much more careful with them now thou...