This story is bittersweet; the actual meat of it is hilarious, but the fact that it's unfortunately about the death of one of the great world leaders is the sad part. Here's what happened: this satirical website called The Daily Currant posted a jokey news piece that contained some "quotes" from Kanye West about Nelson Mandela's passing. It was all supposed to be in good fun, but then several South African newspapers reported the quotes like they were true, which is a hot mess.
Here's what Kanye...
I don't think Tila Tequila quite gets it. By "it", of course, I mean anything in life, because now she's apparently super into Nazis and thinks Hilter was totally misunderstood to the point where she's calling herself Hitila. This is not a joke (unfortunately). She's written entire blog entries on why she believes Hitler was so misunderstood and complaining that all the pictures ever taken of him were made to look scary and it's so unfair. This entry, entitled "Why I Sympathize with Adolph Hitler P...
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announced their divorce in October, though they'd apparently been separated for months before that. And while they both seem to be honky dory in their new single lives, that doesn't mean they don't still love each other. In fact, they really, really do.
As Miranda explained to Harper's Bazaar Australia:
"It's difficult for anyone to go through a separation, whether it's on a public scale or not.
"We still love and care for each other deeply. Flynn [our 2-year-old son] is the most important thing in both our lives....
I don't think Jennifer Aniston even had an awkward phase ever, like, at any point in her life, but she humblebragged about one in an interview with Parade, claiming that it all happened while she was married to Brad Pitt. The pair married in 2000, which was prime Aniston time, so I'm not sure what in the hell she's talking about, but let's go with it:
"There's nothing to worry about - although I don't think I had a care in the world at 25, either.
"That all started in my 30s, my awkward phase. I'm a little bit of a late bl...
Lamar Odom's raging crack addiction and tendency to drive under the influence will live to see another day, as instead of being forced back to rehab or even sent to jail for any length of time has been passed up in favour of three years of "probation", which basically means fuck all. It means you got away with it and if you fuck up again, you MAY go to jail but most likely not, you'll just be given another warning and told that your probation could get taken away one day if you're not careful. But don't be careful! Throw caution to the wind and live life! ...
Lorde's star power seems to be continually on the rise, and unfortunately that means more of an opportunity for websites to post paparazzi pictures of a 17-year-old girl in a bikini with her boyfriend, enjoying a little time at the beach. That's not really the problem here. The problem is that some random Twitter idiots seem to think that Lorde at some point said that the members of One Direction and Justin Bieber are ugly (??? there's literally no source on this) and so they took that as a sign t...
So, Justin Bieber is currently terrorizing Australia and while in Perth, he stayed at the Hyatt Regency, where he took another great leap into dickheaddom when he CALLED A FAN FAT and told her she belongs in Sea World. This is a 19-year-old "man" we're talking about here, one who has millions of dollars and owes that all to the corny, idiotic young girls who buy his bullshit and yet he felt the need to call a girl who was minding her own business a "beached whale"? FUUUUUUUUCK THIS KID SO HARD!!!...
Macaulay Culkin has a band, and if there's an award for most hipster band with a sense of humor, this wins it. The band is called The Pizza Underground, and it's a sort of tribute band for Lou Reed's The Velvet Underground (RIP, Lou Reed. Hope you would have enjoyed this). Tracks include:
"I'm Waiting for Delivery Man" (spoofing "I'm Waiting For The Man").
"All The Pizza Parties" ("All Tomorrow's Parties").
"Cheese Days" ("These Days").
"Papa John Says" ("Stephanie Says").
"Take...
Dakota Johnson, who is playing Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey, is staying in shape for the role by drinking some very expensive juice from a company called The Juice Box. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson is also partaking in the rich people drink. Here's what an "insider" (read: Juice Box spokesperson) told E Online,
They order the organic cold-press juices. They love them. They have a standing order for them. [They] are not doing a cleanse and are basically drinking a couple each day.
Okay, now f...
Katy Perry sat down with Marie Claire and told them everything about her love life, specifically, why she and now-boyfriend John Mayer took some time off. Personally, I've always thought that he broke up with her and not the other way around, but Ms. Perry makes it seem like she needed to take time away from Mayer to deal with feelings she had about ex-husband Russell Brand. From Marie Claire:
I took a break from my boyfriend, not one that I wanted. It was like a splash of cold water to search inward on what was going on with me. That is what led me to this new aw...
Kanye West said something over-the-top and ridiculous -- how incredibly unusual for him! He never does that. Ever. So this time, Kanye said that he "literally" risks his life every time he performs live and that it's like "being in war." Seriously. From an interview he did with SaturdayNightOnline via NBC News:
Like, I’m just giving of my body on the stage; I’m putting my life at risk, literally! I think about when I’m on the ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing,’ and ‘Coldest Winter’ moment, like...
Britney Spears just turned 32 and seems to have it all, except for one important thing -- a baby girl. She's got 2 boys she loves dearly, but she wants her own "mini-me" and that's something she thinks she can get from a baby girl. From InStyle via Huffington Post:
I would like to be busy the first couple of years, but then I would really like to have another baby, a girl. I think she would be like a mini-me. I think it’s going to be crazy. I’m not going to feel as alone in the world anymo...
This story is bittersweet; the actual meat of it is hilarious, but the fact that it's unfortunately about the death of one of the great world leaders is the sad part. Here's what happened: this satirical website called The Daily Currant posted a jokey news piece that contained some "quotes" from Kanye West about Nelson Mandela's passing. It was all supposed to be in good fun, but then several South African newspapers reported the quotes like they were true, which is a hot mess.
Here's what Kanye...
I don't think Tila Tequila quite gets it. By "it", of course, I mean anything in life, because now she's apparently super into Nazis and thinks Hilter was totally misunderstood to the point where she's calling herself Hitila. This is not a joke (unfortunately). She's written entire blog entries on why she believes Hitler was so misunderstood and complaining that all the pictures ever taken of him were made to look scary and it's so unfair. This entry, entitled "Why I Sympathize with Adolph Hitler P...
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announced their divorce in October, though they'd apparently been separated for months before that. And while they both seem to be honky dory in their new single lives, that doesn't mean they don't still love each other. In fact, they really, really do.
As Miranda explained to Harper's Bazaar Australia:
"It's difficult for anyone to go through a separation, whether it's on a public scale or not.
"We still love and care for each other deeply. Flynn [our 2-year-old son] is the most important thing in both our lives....
I don't think Jennifer Aniston even had an awkward phase ever, like, at any point in her life, but she humblebragged about one in an interview with Parade, claiming that it all happened while she was married to Brad Pitt. The pair married in 2000, which was prime Aniston time, so I'm not sure what in the hell she's talking about, but let's go with it:
"There's nothing to worry about - although I don't think I had a care in the world at 25, either.
"That all started in my 30s, my awkward phase. I'm a little bit of a late bl...
Lamar Odom's raging crack addiction and tendency to drive under the influence will live to see another day, as instead of being forced back to rehab or even sent to jail for any length of time has been passed up in favour of three years of "probation", which basically means fuck all. It means you got away with it and if you fuck up again, you MAY go to jail but most likely not, you'll just be given another warning and told that your probation could get taken away one day if you're not careful. But don't be careful! Throw caution to the wind and live life! ...
Lorde's star power seems to be continually on the rise, and unfortunately that means more of an opportunity for websites to post paparazzi pictures of a 17-year-old girl in a bikini with her boyfriend, enjoying a little time at the beach. That's not really the problem here. The problem is that some random Twitter idiots seem to think that Lorde at some point said that the members of One Direction and Justin Bieber are ugly (??? there's literally no source on this) and so they took that as a sign t...
So, Justin Bieber is currently terrorizing Australia and while in Perth, he stayed at the Hyatt Regency, where he took another great leap into dickheaddom when he CALLED A FAN FAT and told her she belongs in Sea World. This is a 19-year-old "man" we're talking about here, one who has millions of dollars and owes that all to the corny, idiotic young girls who buy his bullshit and yet he felt the need to call a girl who was minding her own business a "beached whale"? FUUUUUUUUCK THIS KID SO HARD!!!...
Macaulay Culkin has a band, and if there's an award for most hipster band with a sense of humor, this wins it. The band is called The Pizza Underground, and it's a sort of tribute band for Lou Reed's The Velvet Underground (RIP, Lou Reed. Hope you would have enjoyed this). Tracks include:
"I'm Waiting for Delivery Man" (spoofing "I'm Waiting For The Man").
"All The Pizza Parties" ("All Tomorrow's Parties").
"Cheese Days" ("These Days").
"Papa John Says" ("Stephanie Says").
"Take...
Dakota Johnson, who is playing Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey, is staying in shape for the role by drinking some very expensive juice from a company called The Juice Box. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson is also partaking in the rich people drink. Here's what an "insider" (read: Juice Box spokesperson) told E Online,
They order the organic cold-press juices. They love them. They have a standing order for them. [They] are not doing a cleanse and are basically drinking a couple each day.
Okay, now f...
Katy Perry sat down with Marie Claire and told them everything about her love life, specifically, why she and now-boyfriend John Mayer took some time off. Personally, I've always thought that he broke up with her and not the other way around, but Ms. Perry makes it seem like she needed to take time away from Mayer to deal with feelings she had about ex-husband Russell Brand. From Marie Claire:
I took a break from my boyfriend, not one that I wanted. It was like a splash of cold water to search inward on what was going on with me. That is what led me to this new aw...
Kanye West said something over-the-top and ridiculous -- how incredibly unusual for him! He never does that. Ever. So this time, Kanye said that he "literally" risks his life every time he performs live and that it's like "being in war." Seriously. From an interview he did with SaturdayNightOnline via NBC News:
Like, I’m just giving of my body on the stage; I’m putting my life at risk, literally! I think about when I’m on the ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing,’ and ‘Coldest Winter’ moment, like...
Britney Spears just turned 32 and seems to have it all, except for one important thing -- a baby girl. She's got 2 boys she loves dearly, but she wants her own "mini-me" and that's something she thinks she can get from a baby girl. From InStyle via Huffington Post:
I would like to be busy the first couple of years, but then I would really like to have another baby, a girl. I think she would be like a mini-me. I think it’s going to be crazy. I’m not going to feel as alone in the world anymo...