Today's Evil Beet Gossip

theAMlinks

Bethenny Frankel looks scarily thin in a bikini [The Superficial] Michelle Williams is letting her hair grow out [Lainey Gossip] Kate Middleton shows off her baby bump in London [Starpulse] Julianne Moore is gorgeous at the Elizabeth Taylor event [Celebitchy] Olivia Munn knows how to throw a party [IDLYITW] Mel B gets a night out with her adorable daughters [I'm Not Obsessed] Anne Hathaway is wearing her grandmother's clothes these days [Bohomoth] Miley Cyrus is letting it all hang out a...

Scarlett Johansson Can Wear a Ring Without Being Engaged, People

scarlett johansson pics So yeah, Scarlett Johansson has been dating that French bro Romain Dauriac for a few months now, and since Lord knows women can't date men without wanting them to put a ring on their finger with the quickness, it was only a matter of time before the engagement rumours started. The New York Daily News published the above photo and then zoomed in on it approximately 500x in order to spot some "engagement bling" on Scarlett's pretty little hand: Wow, that's... conclusive. So, she's wearing a rin...

Vanessa Hudgens Is Still Sorry Those Nude Pics Got Out

Hey, remember when Vanessa Hudgens got "hacked" and those nude photos of her posing in her bathtub and in front of her mirror were "leaked"? If you're sitting there asking yourself "Which time?", well all of them, I guess, as the former Disney actress and forever Internet hater still really regrets that the general public was ever privy to her private bits and sees that period (those periods?) as the worst in her career. From Paper Mag: "That was just a really shitty situation that sucked,...

Seth MacFarlane Hates Us; Will End Oscars With Musical Performance

seth macfarlane Seth MacFarlane, we get it: you like to sing. You really, really like to sing. You sing in every single episode of Family Guy. As several difference characters. Sometimes at once. You released an album of your singing, Music Is Better Than Words. Your song from your film Ted (Everybody Needs a Best Friend) is nominated for an Oscar. "I thought it would be over by now, but it won't stop." -- Destiny's Child, Survivor. Instead of ending the show with the award for best picture like it's...

Jane Lynch To Make Broadway Debut

jane lynch emmys beautiful Jane Lynch of Glee (but more importantly, some awesome Christopher Guest movies) is making her Broadway debut as the villainous Miss Hannigan from Annie. I love Ms. Lynch and I love the idea of her as Miss Hannigan, but Carol Burnett owns that role in my mind. She'll probably kick ass at it, though. Lynch will play a very limited run, from May 16th to July 14th. In the meantime, for all your borderline evil orphanage owner needs, check out Burnett. Sarah Jessica Parker famously made her Bro...

Lady Gaga Is Getting Surgery

Lady Gaga is in serious pain, you guys - like, way legit. I really had no idea how bad her injuries were, but apparently she needs surgery. She had to cancel her tour due to "a labral tear of the right hip" and the chronic pain it caused. She is suffering from synovitis, a "severe inflammation of joints." From Gaga's Twitter page this morning: Presumably her "Little Monsters" are freaking out and impaling themselves on unicorn horns or whatever they do. I'm sure Gaga has access to t...

Lana Del Rey Wins Over Alicia Keys, Rihanna, And Taylor Swift

lana del rey brit awards 2013 Lana Del Rey beat an impressive list of nominees in the International Female Solo Artist category at the 2013 Brit Awards. And I care about this because I love Lana Del Rey and am glad that somewhere in the world someone is recognizing her talent and not just hating on her nails and lips because obviously if a woman has fake nails and fake lips (allegedly), she's untalented trash. The other nominees for best International Female Solo Artist were Alicia Keys, Cat Power, Rihanna and Taylor S...

Star Wars Updates

NERDS, GET IN HERE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS IN HERE. Mark Hamill AKA Luke Skywalker of the Star Wars trilogy, is in talks about possibly returning to the franchise. "Who cares about Mark Hamill?" you ask. I CARE. A LOT OF US CARE. THERE ARE 4 - 8 PEOPLE READING THIS WHO CARE ABOUT MARK HAMILL. Via Hollywood Reporter:
They're talking to us. George [Lucas] wanted to know whether we'd be interested. He did say that if we didn't want to do it, they wouldn't cast another actor in our parts; they would write us out. I can tell you right away that we haven't signed any contracts. We're in the stage where they want us to go in and meet with Michael Arndt, who is the writer, and Kathleen Kennedy, who is going to run Lucasfilm. Both have had meetings set that were postponed -- on their end, not mine. They're more busy than I am.
Omg, Mark Hamill, you adorable national treasure. "They're more busy than I am." That is some beautiful honesty right there. In January it was announced that J.J. Abrams is directing the first sequel, Episode VII. Then, there was discussion that Harrison Ford is reprising his role as Han Solo, but reports conflict as to whether or not it's official just yet. Rolling Stone says it is, but check out their source. From Rolling Stone:
Harrison Ford will return as the original space cowboy, Han Solo, in the new installments of the Star Wars franchise, according to Fox News Latino columnist Umberto "El Mayimbe" Gonzalez. The reporter said he "triple checked" his "legitimate sources"...
Oh cool, well we all know how legit that Umberto "El Mayimbe" Gonzalez is. Hamill goes onto speculate,
I'm assuming, because I haven't talked to the writers, that these movies would be about our offspring -- like my character would be sort of in the Obi-Wan range [as] an influential character. … When I found out [while making the original trilogy] that ultimate good news/bad news joke – the good news is there's a real attractive, hot girl in the universe; the bad news is she's your sister – I thought, 'Well, I'm going to wind up like Sir Alec. I'm going to be a lonely old hermit living out in some kind of desert igloo with a couple of robots.'
[caption id="attachment_124710" align="aligncenter" width="367" caption="Or doing dinner theater!"]
mark hamill simpsons NERDS, GET IN HERE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS IN HERE. Mark Hamill AKA Luke Skywalker of the Star Wars trilogy, is in talks about possibly returning to the franchise. "Who cares about Mark Hamill?" you ask. I CARE. A LOT OF US CARE. THERE ARE 4 - 8 PEOPLE READING THIS WHO CARE ABOUT MARK HAMILL. Via Hollywood Reporter: They're talking to us. George [Lucas] wanted to know whether we'd be interested. He did say that if we didn't want to do it, they wouldn't cast another actor in our parts; th...

Kristen Stewart Is The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress

kristen stewart pics Sure, Kristen Stewart's face constantly looks like she just smelled an old shitty diaper, but I don't think she's an unattractive girl at all. However, British men don't agree with me, as a recent poll run by the website MenKind put her at the top of a list of the least sexy actresses in Hollywood. The full Top 10 list is as follows: 1. Kristen Stewart 2. Sarah Jessica Parker 3. Lindsay Lohan 4. Denise Richards 5. Kirsten Dunst 6. Mischa Barton 7. Hilary Swank 8. Lucy Liu 9. Tilda Swi...

Justin Bieber’s Would-Be Kidnappers Really Did Want to Sell His Testicles For $2,500 Each

You know how those two bros planned to kidnap, castrate and kill Justin Bieber last year before they got caught and went to jail? Remember how it was claimed that the suspects responsible for the plot - convicted killer Dana Martin and fellow inmate Mark Staake - wanted to sell his balls for $2,500 each? Turns out they uh, actually did. From Digital Spy: In phone calls obtained by KOAT 7 News in Albuquerque, Martin can be heard explaining to Ruane that Staake is "going to kill the pit bulls and you're go...

Clive Davis Backtracks on Kelly Clarkson Abuse, Remains An Old Asshole

kelly clarkson clive davis pics No one really gives a shit about Clive Davis. I mean, sure, we all know what a music industry legend he is and how many great talents he had a hand in signing and turning into popstars, but do we really care? How many occasions in the past 15 years have you spent more than five seconds thinking about Clive Davis? If the answer is "none", you're with the rest of us. Still, all grumpy senior citizens (and some annoying young folks) generally feel that need sometime to write their life stories out in book form and try to sell it to...

Vin Diesel Is A Pretty Big Rihanna Fan, Apparently

Valentine's Day is a pretty romantic holiday, and no man knows romance like Vin Diesel (or something). So how does he celebrate? He covers Rihanna's 'Stay' and puts it on YouTube, apparently. The clip went viral last week, leading people to wonder... well, simply, why? Here's why: It was a gift for his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez in lieu of a traditional Valentine's Day card. That and he really likes Rihanna. From People:
With the help of his daughter, Diesel obtained a mic and an amp while Jimenez was on a flight and "the rest is history," he tells PEOPLE. And the response his romantic video has been getting has been even better. "People say 'I didn't know you were a Rihanna fan?' " he says. "How could you not be a fan of her voice, her gift." But while the actor says he's been putting out fun singing videos "for years" – and sang in Strays and The Pacifier – he adds that "no one ever took it this [seriously]."
Bless his heart. I'm a Rihanna fan - not that I'd ever talk about her "gift", per se, but whatever. After this, I'm definitely a Vin fan, as well. /> Valentine's Day is a pretty romantic holiday, and no man knows romance like Vin Diesel (or something). So how does he celebrate? He covers Rihanna's 'Stay' and puts it on YouTube, apparently. The clip went viral last week, leading people to wonder... well, simply, why? Here's why: It was a gift for his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez in lieu of a traditional Valentine's Day card. That and he really likes Rihanna. From People: With the help of his daughter, Diesel obtained a mic and an amp whil...