Guess Who’s a HUGE Fan of Star Wars
Jun 19, 2011 at 01:00 pm by Jenn

Without peeking, can you guess who these boobs belong to?

Cute bra, brah!

The answer is hidden after the break!

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Indiana Jones, or Han Solo, Married the Original Skeletor Yesterday
Jun 17, 2010 at 06:31 am by Sarah

photo of harrison ford and wife calista flockhart sharing a private look on the red carpet

Harrison Ford married his long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart yesterday in a ceremony at the Governor’s Mansion in Santa Fe, New Mexico.  Ford is currently shooting Cowboys and Aliens there.  And the movie?  Sounds … just great.

When I was a little girl, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was just about my favorite movie ever. I wanted to marry “Indy.” And due to recent events, I can definitely say, in retrospect, that my little girl-self would be rolling over in her pink Jem pajamas to find out that he married Calista Flockhart, the actress formerly known as Skeletor.

While Calista looks beautiful and attractive these days, I can’t help but always be reminded of her crazy-skinny years, where the mere idea of sex with Indy Ford could result in a trip to the hospital for a broken clavicle. Or something.

Congrats to the happy couple!

There’s Going to Be a Star Wars Television Series? Seriously?
Oct 17, 2007 at 08:39 pm by Evil Beet

George Lucas Working on Live-Action Star Wars Television Series

You’d think at this point George Lucas would want to move on with his life.

Like, buddy, you’ve been doing this Star Wars thing forever. Fidel Castro’s smoking a cigar somewhere like, “When is this guy gonna stop?”

I guess the live-action television series Lucas is working on will not focus on the primary Star Wars characters.

“The Skywalkers aren’t in it, and it’s about minor characters,” he told the LA Times. He’s just begun work on the series, and won’t reveal anything more about it.

But at Evil Beet, we can exclusively reveal very important details about the Star Wars television series:

1) It will suck.
2) It will totally suck.
3) George Lucas hasn’t put out a decent piece of film in nearly 25 years.
4) So this will suck.