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Kanye Totally Already Knows What His Kid Is Going to Be Like

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Oh my gosh, wouldn’t it be neat if you could decide every single thing about your kid before you even had one? Maybe? I can’t decide if it would be neat or boring or creepy, but for Kanye‘s sake, I’m going to lean toward neat for now.

See, Kanye, way before he impregnated Kim Kardashian, already planned out what his son was going to be like, and he documented it all in a song called “New Day.” The song was one of his collaborations with Jay-Z on Watch the Throne, and one of his verses went a little something like this:

And I’ll never let my son have an ego / He’ll be nice to everyone, wherever we go / I mean I might even make him be Republican / So everybody know he love white people / And I’ll never let him leave his college girlfriend / And get caught up with the groupies in the whirlwind / And I’ll never let him ever hit the telethon / I mean even if people dyin’ and the world ends / See, I just want him to have an easy life / Not like Yeezy life, just want him to be someone people like / Don’t want him to be hated all the time, judged / Don’t be like your daddy that would never budge / And I’ll never let him ever hit a strip club / I learned the hard way, that ain’t the place to get love / And I’ll never let his mom move to LA / Knowin’ she couldn’t take the pressure now we all pray.

Well, some of this stuff is nice, at least. He says he won’t let his son have an ego, which … well, I guess it depends on Kanye’s definition of the word. Because if he thinks that he himself doesn’t have an ego either, then oh, this poor child. But the part about wanting him to have an easy life is sweet, and the part about not letting him go to strip clubs with bad intentions. And of course, the part about his mom is heartbreaking, and totally implausible now that the mother of Kanye’s child is going to be Kim Kardashian. But most of this is actually ok. Except the bit about making him be a Republican and not letting him ever do telethons. That sounds a little controlling.

Do you think Kanye’s going to be a good dad?

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  • Their child will certainly never want for anything, at least, nothing material. But I find both Kim and Kanye to be incredibly egotistical, self-centred people and I imagine this child is just going to grow up to be spoilt and unpleasant. He/She will probably never do a day of hard work in his/her life. Such a shame. Sometimes *not* having everything given to you is a blessing in disguise, at least in terms of who you grow up to become.

  • Kanye needs to stop pissing God off with that kind of arrogance and pray that He doesn’t decide to show him who’s the boss.

  • let’s thank god she’s just fat …
    t5his skank ain’t pregnant
    …& if she is ?
    the poor kid WILL want for somethin’ …
    a pair of legs for one thang ..
    & a brain for another …
    some class ….
    either way the kid will be fugly …
    sorry but the two of them are ugly …
    the hump’ must be laughin’ his ass off somewhere ..

  • yes i agree !
    the ‘hubris’ is gonna make the cosmos mad …
    but she ain’t preg’ ..
    no way ..
    in another 2 months she’ll have a miscarriage …
    she has no other storyline ..
    she’s a fraudster & everyone knows it …
    they are 2 hated idiots …

  • You know, we have all these fantasies about what kind of people our kids will become, we have hopes and expectations, but I’ll tell you as a parent that we are in for a big surprise. There’s no doubt that we are responsible to equipt our children the best we can for the world they are entering, and we must try our hardest to teach them to be good people, to do the right thing…yet our control over how they turn out at the end is only marginal. My son is his own person, and although I have a huge role in the making of his views and behavior and preferences, his individual personality develops in its own way. Despite of me. My part is to support this personality and guide it, not to make it what I want it to be. We must give our kids freedom to be themselves. Kanye might find this out the hard way. I hate to say this, but he’s an idiot. Kim is also an idiot. They have their good sides, but they are just too far gone in their own delusional worlds of ‘fame and fortune’.

    So yeah, good luck with that, Kanye. We’ll speak again in 18 years :)

  • Hopefully they hire great nannies so that their time with the child isn’t such a major influence. It’s difficult to have narcissistic parents whom view you as an extension of themselves like Kanye seems to express in the lyrics of his song. Materially, the child is set.

  • That kid is going to be butt ugly. There’s a reason she’s had so much plastic surgery. Don’t even get me started on that moron.