What's that? You've been wondering where Courtney Stodden's been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you'd have to look any further than her personal YouTube channel, anyway---thing's like a walking diary): Courtney Stodden has recorded a very special fourth of July tribute for you, clad in a stars and stripes-motif bikini and dancing about as well as I do (which is to say, not well even a little bit). I mean, most of her dance moves consist of doing things with her backside that make her look like she's about to take a dump. And doing the sprinkler. And that disco move, whatever that is.
Also, I maintain that Courtney looks like a skinny, scrawny teenager, save for those obviously fake boobs. Look at her legs. Her hips. Her ass. It's all totally new-pubescent.
Incidentally, if you're wondering what we're in store for once Courtney turns eighteen next month (!!!), this video should suffice in summing it all up:
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What's that? You've been wondering where Courtney Stodden's been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you'd have to look any further than her personal YouTube channel, anyway---thing's like a walking diary): Courtney Stodden has recorded a very special fourth of July tribute for you, clad in a stars and stripes-motif bikini and dancing about as well as I do (which is to say, not well even a little bit). I mean, most of her dance moves consist of doing things with her backside that m...
For any of you guys who might have missed it this past weekend, Usher's eleven-year-old stepson (the son of soon-to-be ex-wife Tameka Foster) was struck by a jetski while he was floating on an inner tube on Lake Lanier in Atlanta, Georgia.
From TMZ:
Usher's 11-year-old stepson has been declared brain dead by doctors following the accident Friday when he was struck by a jet ski ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, Kyle Glover (son of Usher's estranged wife Tameka Foster) has not ...
Heeeere's Fatmire! [The Superficial]
Emma and Andrew bombed. [Lainey Gossip]
Kourtney Kardashian's baby! [Bossip]
Kristen Stewart is trying for that engagement ring. [Starpulse]
Light as a feather. [theBERRY]
Susan Sarandon still has her thirty-year-old boyfriend. [Cele|bitchy]
'Jersey Shore's final fight scenes. [Amy Grindhouse]
Helena Bonham Carter's look is ... well, it's interesting. [The Frisky]
Jessica Simpson is launching a bridal line, now, too! [ICYDK]
Naomi Watts looks NOTHING like Princess Diana. [Socialite Life]
When P...
"That sh*t with [Paris]. It's like, c'mon man. She's tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. [She should try to] be an actual DJ. If you're just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. ... It's like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice."
Samantha Ronson on the musical abomination known as Paris Hilton DJ-ing.
For once, did you ever think th...
Ever since we heard about Katie Holmes filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, we've known that one of the most important things to Katie is that she gets sole custody of Suri. She requested sole legal custody and primary residential custody, which I'm guessing means that Suri can sleep over at Tom's house sometimes, but only if he promises not to sell her to Scientology. But then we heard that Katie and Tom were working on a settlement, which I thought sort of derailed all the "Katie Holmes means busin...
From People:
A new reality star is born!
Kourtney Kardasian and fiancé Scott Disick have welcomed their second child, a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick, born early Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, reports E! News.
"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star – who, with Disick, is already mom to 2-year-old son Mason – t...
The day has come, as we all knew it would, when Octomom has outgrown the world of masturbation porn. She came into that world a novice, she came out an expert, and in the time in between, well, she sure had herself a good ol' time. But you see, just one creative medium was never going to be big enough to hold all the talents of Octomom, just like one child could never have held the glorious bounty of her genes. No, she had to spread her talents around as much as she could. She had to become the world's...
2005, if you'll remember, was a very fateful year in the life of Katie Holmes. In 2005, Katie's engagement to Chris Klein ended, and a few weeks after that, she began dating Tom Cruise. Shortly after that, she converted to Scientology, and shortly after that, they got engaged. In the midst of all that, she had her role in Batman Begins, and she gave an interview to W magazine to promote it.
Now that this big ol' mess of a divorce is happening, past interviews of Katie's are being brought up again, ...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Jittery Jessica Biel jetted to Justin Timberlake’s movie set – just to keep tabs on her fiancé! Biel flew to JT’s side because she fears another woman will try to steal him away before their wedding, say sources.
“Jessica worries because Justin is such a flirt,” a source told The Enquirer. “So she flew to Puerto Rico where he’s filming ‘Runner, Runner’ just to keep an eye on him. Justin is a charmer who can’t help but attract stun...
Have you ever found yourself thinking, "man, I wish Gwyneth Paltrow would design some clothes"? Do you read GOOP newsletter after GOOP newsletter, desperately wishing that you can find affordable, adorable basics envisioned by none other than the GOOP herself? Then I'll be honest, you've got a lot of time on your hands and some weird ideas about what's important, but my opinion doesn't matter, because your wish finally came true!
Yes, Gwyneth teamed up with some actual clothing designers t...
I know! It's the heart, isn't it? Justin Bieber's favorite lady body part is the heart! Since he's such a hopeless romantic, that's the obvious answer. Or it could be the brain! You can just tell that Justin is the intellectual type, so I'm sure he appreciates that same quality in the opposite sex. Or, wait, he did have that foot fetish ...
Oh, but he's just into asses? That's cool too, I guess. Here's Justin ever so eloquently explaining his admiration:
"I think I'm a butt guy. I just like butts. I'm ...
That's the good news, that Adele is recording new music. The bad news? It's not for us. The adorable fact that makes the bad news not so painful? She's recording the music for her baby. Awwwww:
Adele's kid will own one of the most exclusive albums ever made when he or she is born: a one-off record full of nursery rhymes sung by the diva is being created just for the nipper. Adele has been recording them and playing them back to her bump.
A source said: “She has been playing the rhymes to her belly. It’s so Adele can get her voice as close as possibl...