Oh my gosh, it is taking all the willpower I have not to just type "LOLOLOLOLOLOL" and a link to this story about Tom Cruise. It actually might be the funniest thing I've ever read, but I can't really give it a lot of thought, because I'm laughing too hard. Tom Cruise has special mind powers, you guys. This is very serious business.
From Us Weekly:
Tom Cruise may be a superstar in Hollywood, but in the Church of Scientology, he's positively supernatural.
The 50-year-old Rock of Ages ...
Robin Thicke smashed a car. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga wants you to see her nipples. [Starpulse]
Is Kris Jenner cheating? [Starpulse]
That's one tall boyfriend, girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Adele is definitely having that baby soon. [The Superficial]
Of course Sofia Vergara's getting married. [The Blemish]
'Gangster Squad' Trailer #2. [theBERRY]
Lindsay Lohan's next movie project. [Huff Po]
Avril Lavigne is not dating Marilyn Manson. I don't think. [Hollywood PQ]
Miley Cyrus has a history tattoo. [Sociali...
"America's first Black president hasn't arisen yet. He [President Obama] is not America's first Black president - he's America's first mixed-race president. First thing that pops into my head regarding our president is that all of the people who are setting up this barrier...they just conveniently forget that Barack had a mama, and she was white - very white American, Kansas, middle of America."
So, wait a second. Am I to surmise that Morgan Freeman is claiming that our President isn't *really...
Do you remember this story? I'm worried that it got lost in the midst of all the Octoporn news. See, back at the beginning of June, we heard that Octomom had booked her very first stripping gig in Florida, but just a few days after that, she backed out of the deal because a bartender at the strip club said that she "must be a little crazy" to have 14 children, which obviously made her fear for her life. The strip club told her that if she didn't perform that they would file a lawsuit. Well, tonight is supposed to be Octom...
"I am flawed as a human being. I am flawed as a person. As a man, I am flawed. BUT MY MUSIC IS PERFECT! This is the best that you're gonna get in this lifetime, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry."
At a recent concert, Kanye was nice enough to let his fans know that his music is perfect, and that no other musical artists can come close to his greatness. Yes, such moving songs as "Gold Digger," "Stronger," and "Love Lockdown" are "the best that you're going to get in this lifetime."
Wait. Kanye's music is the best ... n...
Do you remember when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman got divorced? I don't, because I was too busy growing boobs and getting spitballs stuck in my hair on the bus, but I hear it was a pretty big deal. Apparently what happened was in 2001, Tom's spokesperson announced their separation, and then two days later Tom filed for divorce. Nicole, meanwhile, was just like "what?" She was also three months pregnant when Tom filed, and she miscarried just a little bit after that. When Tom heard that news,...
Yeah, I know, blind items are supposed to be blind. But some of them are just so incredibly obvious that I think it's ok to just skip right past the initial guessing games and get straight to business. And the business this time involves Tom Cruise and his wandering penis. Are you ready?
From Blind Gossip:
When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to th...
From Hollywood Rag:
Nicki Minaj demanded the grass outside her dressing room at T in the Park be cut shorter.
The 'Starships' hitmaker refused to walk around her private area at the Scottish music festival last weekend because the lawn had not been trimmed sufficiently and insisted someone tackle the greenery before she would step outside.
A source told The Sun newspaper: "Nicki went mad about the grass around her area, saying it was far too long for her to walk on.
"She threw a comple...
Let's all take a deep sigh of relief, for our dear Fatmire is actually not pregnant. She will not bear the child of Kris Humphries, for there is no Fatmy Jr. nestled in her tummy. Nope, not pregnant. Just crazy.
From TMZ:
Kris Humphries can breathe a sigh of relief -- his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj insists she's NOT PREGNANT ... her belly's just naturally round.
Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked her straight -- are you pregnant or not? Myla responded, "I am definitely not pr...
Wow! This one's turned into quite a looker, wouldn't you say? Can't guarantee that she's going to stay as cute as a button, though, because of that whole, pesky "two hotties make a nottie" thing, but one never does know, do they?
Here's a few hints to get you on your way---
---Girl's going through a turbulent time in her life right now, and I don't mean just adolescence
---Girl's got two way fashionable parents, though one of them could stand to lay off the eyeliner, scarves, and ever...
I know; I know. Her name is ... wait, let me look it up again quick---her name is Bonnie Wright, but I'm telling you right now---no matter how many times I write about this cute little doll of a girl, I'm always, always, *always* going to refer to her as Ginny Weasley, because no role she could ever take on again in life could ever be as epic as the one she took in playing the sassy, street-smart, soft-hearted Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. OK? Let's just deal.
Remember how I tol...
Roseanne recently posted a self-portrait on Twitter and captioned it ever-so-gracefully, "Fat old Jew," when in actuality, I think she looks pretty good for turning sixty this year. Yeah, you know, it's not the most flattering of photos, but then again, unless you're ninety-five pounds soaking wet, anyone's going to look kind of funny from a flat-on-the-chest view. Duh.
Also, did you guys know that Roseanne's going to be roasted next month? Yeah, by Comedy Central, and it's going to happen on A...
Oh my gosh, it is taking all the willpower I have not to just type "LOLOLOLOLOLOL" and a link to this story about Tom Cruise. It actually might be the funniest thing I've ever read, but I can't really give it a lot of thought, because I'm laughing too hard. Tom Cruise has special mind powers, you guys. This is very serious business.
From Us Weekly:
Tom Cruise may be a superstar in Hollywood, but in the Church of Scientology, he's positively supernatural.
The 50-year-old Rock of Ages ...
Robin Thicke smashed a car. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga wants you to see her nipples. [Starpulse]
Is Kris Jenner cheating? [Starpulse]
That's one tall boyfriend, girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Adele is definitely having that baby soon. [The Superficial]
Of course Sofia Vergara's getting married. [The Blemish]
'Gangster Squad' Trailer #2. [theBERRY]
Lindsay Lohan's next movie project. [Huff Po]
Avril Lavigne is not dating Marilyn Manson. I don't think. [Hollywood PQ]
Miley Cyrus has a history tattoo. [Sociali...
"America's first Black president hasn't arisen yet. He [President Obama] is not America's first Black president - he's America's first mixed-race president. First thing that pops into my head regarding our president is that all of the people who are setting up this barrier...they just conveniently forget that Barack had a mama, and she was white - very white American, Kansas, middle of America."
So, wait a second. Am I to surmise that Morgan Freeman is claiming that our President isn't *really...
Do you remember this story? I'm worried that it got lost in the midst of all the Octoporn news. See, back at the beginning of June, we heard that Octomom had booked her very first stripping gig in Florida, but just a few days after that, she backed out of the deal because a bartender at the strip club said that she "must be a little crazy" to have 14 children, which obviously made her fear for her life. The strip club told her that if she didn't perform that they would file a lawsuit. Well, tonight is supposed to be Octom...
"I am flawed as a human being. I am flawed as a person. As a man, I am flawed. BUT MY MUSIC IS PERFECT! This is the best that you're gonna get in this lifetime, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry."
At a recent concert, Kanye was nice enough to let his fans know that his music is perfect, and that no other musical artists can come close to his greatness. Yes, such moving songs as "Gold Digger," "Stronger," and "Love Lockdown" are "the best that you're going to get in this lifetime."
Wait. Kanye's music is the best ... n...
Do you remember when Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman got divorced? I don't, because I was too busy growing boobs and getting spitballs stuck in my hair on the bus, but I hear it was a pretty big deal. Apparently what happened was in 2001, Tom's spokesperson announced their separation, and then two days later Tom filed for divorce. Nicole, meanwhile, was just like "what?" She was also three months pregnant when Tom filed, and she miscarried just a little bit after that. When Tom heard that news,...
Yeah, I know, blind items are supposed to be blind. But some of them are just so incredibly obvious that I think it's ok to just skip right past the initial guessing games and get straight to business. And the business this time involves Tom Cruise and his wandering penis. Are you ready?
From Blind Gossip:
When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to th...
From Hollywood Rag:
Nicki Minaj demanded the grass outside her dressing room at T in the Park be cut shorter.
The 'Starships' hitmaker refused to walk around her private area at the Scottish music festival last weekend because the lawn had not been trimmed sufficiently and insisted someone tackle the greenery before she would step outside.
A source told The Sun newspaper: "Nicki went mad about the grass around her area, saying it was far too long for her to walk on.
"She threw a comple...
Let's all take a deep sigh of relief, for our dear Fatmire is actually not pregnant. She will not bear the child of Kris Humphries, for there is no Fatmy Jr. nestled in her tummy. Nope, not pregnant. Just crazy.
From TMZ:
Kris Humphries can breathe a sigh of relief -- his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj insists she's NOT PREGNANT ... her belly's just naturally round.
Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked her straight -- are you pregnant or not? Myla responded, "I am definitely not pr...
Wow! This one's turned into quite a looker, wouldn't you say? Can't guarantee that she's going to stay as cute as a button, though, because of that whole, pesky "two hotties make a nottie" thing, but one never does know, do they?
Here's a few hints to get you on your way---
---Girl's going through a turbulent time in her life right now, and I don't mean just adolescence
---Girl's got two way fashionable parents, though one of them could stand to lay off the eyeliner, scarves, and ever...
I know; I know. Her name is ... wait, let me look it up again quick---her name is Bonnie Wright, but I'm telling you right now---no matter how many times I write about this cute little doll of a girl, I'm always, always, *always* going to refer to her as Ginny Weasley, because no role she could ever take on again in life could ever be as epic as the one she took in playing the sassy, street-smart, soft-hearted Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. OK? Let's just deal.
Remember how I tol...
Roseanne recently posted a self-portrait on Twitter and captioned it ever-so-gracefully, "Fat old Jew," when in actuality, I think she looks pretty good for turning sixty this year. Yeah, you know, it's not the most flattering of photos, but then again, unless you're ninety-five pounds soaking wet, anyone's going to look kind of funny from a flat-on-the-chest view. Duh.
Also, did you guys know that Roseanne's going to be roasted next month? Yeah, by Comedy Central, and it's going to happen on A...