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The Best Blind Item Ever: Taylor Swift’s Pregnancy

A photo of Taylor Swift

Oh my god. Oh my god. This is crazy. If this blind item is true, then it is crazy. If the word didn’t bother me in this context, I would call it positively juicy. It’s that good.

From Blind Gossip:

This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.

There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.

The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way.

John Mayer knocked up Taylor Swift. Just let that one sink in for a moment. Just process it. Oh my god.

Everything fits. Taylor Swift could certainly be called America’s Good Girl, John Mayer, well, we all know how jerky he is. And the photo that Blind Gossip used for this item is some drawing of a girl with blonde hair and wings, and she very obviously looks like Taylor. And also, that bit about “the other Good Girls” before her? Jennifer Aniston, another lady who got tangled in John Mayer’s dirty web, starred in a movie called The Good Girl. BOOM.

Can you see this story being true? Because I kind of can.

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  • Well, the article said “jerky” guy, not “douchey” guy. Other than that, I would say it was a lock. P.S. Abortion is not against the law in any of the 50 states.

  • A wealthy well-connected woman (and she IS a woman) in this country would have no trouble terminating a pregnancy….as is her Constitutional right. If you’re gonna play the game, you better know the rules. Rule #1 — Use effective birth control (and three condoms with Meyer). Rule #2 — See Rule #1

  • Another thing….can you explain to me why a healthy sexual woman, as Taylor clearly is, would want to just be a beard? Sure you won’t get pregnant but, jeez, that means her people don’t want her to have a sex life. That’s weird to me…..and sick.

  • I always thought Taylor saw herself and John and the modern day James Taylor & Carly Simon. She had no clue he was a mind game playing sociopath that was just looking to break her mentally. I think she not only got pregnant but she has to live with the fact John Mayer was her first. I feel for any woman who has to live with that burden.

  • I don’t like these blinds about abortions. It’s too personal and maybe not something that should be revealed for public conjecture.

    • I agree. Whoever it’s about, it’s a horrible situation to be in. Doesn’t feel right to try to guess about something so deeply personal.

  • I once heard something similar had happened to Serena Gomez with Justin Bieber. Don’t know how true that was.

  • If this is true, he’s a complete asshole for having the nerve to say “Dear John” was hurtful to him. Oh, wait, he’s just an asshole – we already knew that.

  • I’ve read this on a few sites over the past few days – if this is true, it’s heartbreaking. I’ve been in a similar situation before and it’s none I wish upon anyone else. Poor girl.

    In general I completely agree with Jen

    • a guy dumped you and then you found out you were pregnant and then you and your team made a decision that it would be bad for your Good Girl image to have the child of a douchebag so you had an abortion? Wow, small word!

  • This is kind of sad and reading it makes me feel guilty. I don’t know whether it’s for hating tay-tay or invading her privacy, but… sad feelings.

  • God, I fucking hate that picture. Look at her gross camel toe and stupid face…I wish men would stop dating her, ugh

  • Well, She seduced John Mayer. All Eyewitnesses say she came to the studio jumped in Johns Lap and was whispering in his ear and french tongueing Johns face off. Begging him for sex. Not that I care about washed up druggie John Mayer in his 30’s who hasn’t made a hit since 2001. I do know it was witnessed and wrote about in 15 story tabloids. Taylor was hotly slutty on John and wanting it. He took her to a motel or hotel and they did it like she wanted. She voluntered for it knowing it was wrong and he was way too old for her and he does drugs and did trashy whores of Hollywood before her. She knew this by taking advice from Jennifer Aninston(who dated John) Taylor was not a virgin nor was he her first sex partner. She allowed John to film her blowing him also.It is now released on the web “John Mayer & Taylor Swift sex tape” He filmed with his phone cam her going down on him. So she knew how to do this and did it with him. She is a slutty kind even in school. Her classmates wrote on several sites they live in her neighborhood in Nashville and she was always a “slutpuppy” in High school.I know she willingly seduce dhim for song material. She did on einterview where she said I had writers block and I did it to get over an find new material (meaning having sex with John Mayer)

  • She is simply a liar& slut. She lied since 2006 about virginity and broke all promises of waiting until marriage. She also posted a website (media brought up) on Myspace. Saying she was drunk&crunk deepthroating lollipops in 2006-07. Taylor is nowhere an innocent catholic girl. She announced in 2009 she was “Interracial” for black men. She also said she was now Illuminati satan worshipping.Thats why she went to black leather and pentagram necklaces and red lipstick and heavy prostitute makeup. She also posed unrobed several times I saw them all. She has over 500 XXX rated pics on the web. Atleast 10 she posted herself. Some that say wwwfake or cfake are photoshopped only. But she did few bare(X) photos and lies to this day or won’t confess openly about them…She lies all the time and covers up truths. Don’t listen to her words or promises..She proved herself bad and ugly.

  • Ok people you got me busted. I have been prostituting since I was 15 years old but who hasn’t in this business. Do you think you can become a star for free? I’ve had to sleep with old hairy backed men like 50 to get produced. I sucked everything from Nashville to L.A. even Bill Clinton or Arnold Swarzeneggar. I poop on myself on stage becaused guys rimmed my rear out and I had to wear adult diapers. You can see that in my up with my purple dress scene. I had sex with my father too to get money for my first album production. Now some guy breaks into my property to stalk or murder me and Harry Styles who is gay by the way gave me Hiv+. I didn’t know fags have aids or he was sleeping with a male radio Dj in England. My life is horrible. Can you people please show some sympathy for my hellbound soul? I’m in despair and I think I’m dying soon. Sorry to my fans, but my career is over anyhow. I lied to my fans and I deserve to be punished this way. I cry everyday now for all the broken promises I have made since my debut in 2006. Sorry! OK! Please let me rest in peace now. I am the worst human being with the most mistakes ever made in history of this world. I feel so rotten. Oh God! I’m crying again. Love Taylor Swift

    • If u are the REAL:l Taylor swift id like to let you know you”ve made it really far. So far in this world I cant even explain. you are a very nice person.I can see that in you. A lot of people would love to be in ur spot besides all the drama. But when your a celebrity what do you expect? For no paperatzi to be following you and putting rumors. My whole point is don’t let this bring you down. Again; you’ve made it far and I believe you will continue. Signed Mela. SORRY ABOUT MY SPELLING IM BAD AT TYPING ON MY PHONE:D

  • I’m breaking down and reading about myself for the first time in ages. I’m so heartbroken. I’m done with this singing career. I hate it anymore. So dirty and scandalous. I’m am so crying at this disgusting life have led these last 6 miserable years. True love is never gonna happen. Harry is gay! So wrong, so wrong I am. Oh god! Take me god!

  • All of you are wrong to be talking about her. You don’t know her personally and the things you are saying are intrusive and personal. Unless you are in her team or her family, what right do you have to judge whether she aborted the baby or not. It’s not up to you. Regardless of what anyone thinks, she’ll do what she wants and make decisions the way she wants to and nothing you say will change that. Nothing.

  • Taylor Lautner is not gay. I wish jealous idiots and pervs would stop spreading that lie. He seemed to really have loved Taylor Swift and was heartbroken when she ended it on her birthday in 09. Which is why this gorgeous young guy doesn’t date much.