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Lindsay Lohan Is So Dumb She Can’t Even Pay Her Rent

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Oh guys, I know. I really do. It’s Lindsay. Again. We hear something about this girl every single day, and sometimes it gets tiresome. I get it. But we wouldn’t keep talking about it if she didn’t keep doing it.

But ok, about that rent thing. I’m not saying that you’re dumb if you can’t pay your rent. That would be silly and insensitive of me. I’m just saying that Lindsay Lohan is stupid because she can’t pay her rent.

Here, let’s just get the full story first:

Lindsay Lohan’s financial situation is so dire, she is struggling each month to pay the rent on her Beverly Hills mansion … TMZ has learned.

According to our sources, Lindsay has been scraping together the money to pay her $8,000 rent. We’re told Lindsay signed the lease on the home back in February … when her career was on the upswing and the money seemed to be rolling in.

But according to our sources, when Lindsay’s finances took a turn for the worse (like when the IRS seized her bank accounts) she began doing whatever she could to make rent each month, often hitting up friends for money.

Lindsay tried to get out of the lease and move out early, but we’re told the owners of the home told LiLo the penalty for breaking the lease was MASSIVE.

So Lindsay is making it work until the lease is over in February and LiLo is telling friends she’ll then look for a place in New York.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. This is a girl who has had to spend way more than she earns in court fees for literal years. This is a girl who owes hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes. This is also a girl who went out and found an $8,000 a month mansion to rent the second she got decent work.

I know that if Lindsay had the ability to really think about this, to consider the fact that she’s sort of a trainwreck and any sort of success will inevitably be fleeting because she can’t stay away from booze and infamy, then she probably wouldn’t be in this whole mess in the first place. But man. So, so dumb.

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  • I understand a massive penalty for breaking the lease, but do the owners understand the massive penalty their house will suffer for keeping her here? Place is shot.
    That also means that she went right to bravo when she signed the lease. She thought she was back & needed some free furniture. Oh, Cokeroach, you never cease to amaze & amuse!

  • what’s dumber is this article and the fact there’s no relevant information.

    ah, the ‘media’ what a waste of time.

    along with bandwidth wasting blogs such as this one.

    but bloggers have no soul to sell… yet they continue to exist.. why is that?

    • Or, ok, what’s even dumber than THAT is the fact that you’re taking the time to call this a waste of time, and that you took the time to read through this whole article to conclude that there’s no relevant information here. Because for one, relevant information to what? And for two, this must be like another dimension of time wasting.

  • fact or fiction, we are never surprised. IT’S LINDSO! get it together, dummy, or get used to these “rumors”… yes i’m sure her people read this, a.k.a. gofaqyourself. probably mommy lo….