This is one of those stories that everyone is talking about, and even though I don’t really buy it, I feel obligated to present it to you anyway. And you know, we are going to be talking about boobs here, so I don’t feel like I’m putting you out or anything. Can you deal with a whole story about analyzing boobs?
The boobs in question (LOL, boobs) belong to Kristen Stewart. That picture up there, that was taken this past weekend at Comic-Con. Got it? And now here’s a picture of her that was taken just a couple of months ago in a similar shirt:
So yeah, there’s a noticeable difference, I’ll admit that, and if she did get implants, she got very subtle ones. According to some random plastic surgeon, she’s gone from “a large A cup to a large B cup,” and according to one of Kristen’s “friends,” “her small chest has always been a source of unhappiness for Kristen. But now she doesn’t feel the need to hide anymore. She finally has the body she’s always wanted.”
All right, whatever, but I’m going to wager that Kristen just found an awesome bra. See, a few months ago, after some pretty annoying back pain, I figured out that I was wearing the wrong bra size, like, I wasn’t even wearing close to the right size. According to the internet and the awesome lady who did my bra fitting, that’s pretty common in the world of titties, and I’ve seen many a thin woman just pull on a 34 A because that’s usually the smallest size that stores carry, when in reality she could very possibly need a bra with something like a 26 band measurement to give her the right support and to properly strap in her breasts. Kristen here obviously has a pretty small build, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she needed a much smaller bra, and she’s grungy enough that it would be believable that it took her this long to buy one.
But what do you guys think? Did Kristen get breast implants or a nice bra?
Girlfriend just has a different bra on. Seriously, out of everything we’ve read on this girl, does anyone think she possesses the neccessary vanity to undergo a purely cosmetic operation? Because she doesn’t.
I agree a thousand percent.
Yeah, I don’t think she’d want them in the first place, and even if she did, I definitely wouldn’t see her trying to hide the fact.
Exactly what I was going to say.
Comic Con + Boobs = Attention.
*shrug*
I can tell many of you have never been to comic con. It has really gone downhill in the past 5 years or so.
Usually I can find something to gripe about Kristen, but this time … nah. She wants attention. I can understand that.
There will be ten billion (ok, maybe not that many but …) crazed geeks there.
Ah it’s just one of those super push ups that are padded to all hell.
Speaking of which, I miss Courtney Stodden.
I agree. Definitely a decent bra. People often underestimate the difference that a bra can make.
Comicon = Cosplay
She’s wearing a girl costume.