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Johnny Depp Was Totally Bored With Vanessa Paradis and She Knew It

So in this video, it’s all made out to be this nice, amicable breakup where not just one party had gone and decided the fate of their fourteen-year relationship. However, other sources are saying that the couple broke up because Johnny had enough of the same puss over and over again for a decade and a half, and he wanted to test the waters since he was all big and famous-y and in demand and not getting any younger.

Here’s more information from Radar Online:

“Johnny didn’t want to be with Vanessa anymore. They had grown so far apart, and he wanted to be free and try new things,” a source close to the former couple tells “He was bored senseless with her, being with Vanessa was making him miserable. The spark had gone, and there was nothing left. Johnny just wants more from life and believes Vanessa deserves to be happier too. He’s not embroiled in some hot and heavy new romance and he has no plans to jump straight into something straight away, but he is keen to have some fun again.”

“Johnny was not handling keeping their split secret too well, it was difficult for him to carry on a farce, so now that it is out in the public he is feeling a lot happier about the situation. … Johnny has wanted this relationship to end since last year,” the source says. “He has tried to get out of this for a long time.”

However, one thing is for sure — even though Johnny no longer wants to be romantically involved with Vanessa, he is determined to continue to be a hands-on dad when it comes to their two children, Lilly [sic] Rose and Jack.

“Make no mistake, Johnny is not walking away from his kids, at all,” the source says. “He loves his children, more than life itself, and he is determined to remain a constant everyday presence in their lives.”

And even more sources are saying that Johnny’s already rebounded with ‘Long Ranger’ costar, Amber Heard. Who, last I checked, was a lesbian. But hey. You never do know, now, do you? From Showbiz Spy:

Johnny Depp has been linked to actress Amber Heard.

The actor — who recently announced his split from longtime love Vanessa Paradis — is said to have bought Heard a horse so they can ride together.

According to Globe magazine, Heard — who is bisexual — has been a “regular visitor” to the New Mexico set of The Lone Ranger where 49-year-old Depp is currently filming.

Depp and Heard have also reportedly enjoyed a trip together to Las Vegas on a private plane.

Wow. So is it maybe safe to say yet that Johnny Depp could actually be a little bit of a bag of dicks? Could it be true?

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  • I’m not counting out being bored with the same old “puss” being a factor, but are any of us the same person we were 14 years ago? Four years ago? I’ve heard that he was really irritated that she kept messing around in his movies. That supposedly uber hot shower scene with Angelina was cut out because VP was giving Johnny all kinds of hell. AND I heard she wanted him to cast her butt-ugly kid sister in the Eva Green role. I don’t know many people who would tolerate their girlfriend or boyfriend meddling in their career for very long. I’m glad she’s gone; tired of looking at her.