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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are married!

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Last week, news broke that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were planning to marry this upcoming weekend on Johnny’s private island in the Bahamas, Little Hall’s Pond Cay. That big celebration, where all the guests will have to sleep on his giant yacht off the island’s coast, is apparently still happening, but the actual wedding is DUNZO. They’re married! They did it!

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard made it legal at their home in Los Angeles on Tuesday, a source tells PEOPLE.

Well, that’s short and simple. I’ve always been somewhat perplexed by this pairing, I have to admit. I actually didn’t think they’d get this far – I sorta figured that the relationship would fizzle out before they ever made it down the aisle, but here we are. Who knows? Maybe this really is meant to be!

Do you think they’ll last?

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will marry on their private island

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Apparently Johnny Depp owns a private island in the Bahamas – who knew? But of course he does, he’s rich, so I guess it’s not all that surprising. It’s probably also not all that surprising that Johnny and Amber Heard are probably going to get married there in about a week, according to recent “reports”.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to get married on the actor’s private island Little Hall’s Pond Cay in the Bahamas over the February 7-8 weekend, according to a new report. The couple, who began dating in 2012 after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary, are said to be exchanging vows before a small group of friends and family, including the actor’s kids with Vanessa Paradis, Lily Rose and Jack.

Since not all the 50 or so guests can stay at Depp’s home, some will reportedly stay on his 156-foot yacht “Vajoliroja,” which derives its name from the first two letters of Paradis and Depp’s first names as well as their kids. Heard, says the New York Post, will wear a Stella McCartney dress. Gossip Cophas reached out to reps for both stars for confirmation of the upcoming wedding, but has yet to hear back.

Well, that sounds very fancy. Not sure I’d want to stay on a yacht, but I suppose one can’t complain since it’s free!

In other news, don’t these two just seem like the strangest couple ever? It’s such a bizarre pairing that I honestly cannot imagine them together. Then again, Johnny has gone down the road to recluse hobo in recent years, so I suppose it’s just that I can’t see him with anyone. Ah well, it seems to work, so good for them!

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What Do We Think Of Johnny Depp’s New Look?

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Johnny Depp can’t seem to make a movie unless he’s wearing a stupid outfit. Case in point, his latest getup for Disney’s Into the Woods, in which he plays the Big Bad Wolf, but looks like a Big Bad Pimp (above).

I mean, honestly, what is this? It’s so ridiculous it’s making me angry. I’ve just had it with Mr. Amber Heard‘s whimsy.

ANYWAY, there are three other covers of additional Into the Woods characters, including Meryl Streep as “The Witch.” It’s just as ridiculous. She looks like the enchanted tree from Pocahontas. (Yeah yeah yeah, I’m grumpy today.) Check ‘em out below.

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp want kids… after the wedding

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are just sooooo in love and doing it all the time, which of course means rumours have been flying around that Amber might be having the couple’s first baby. And she is… just not until AFTER the wedding, when they actually have time to properly prepare for starting a family, apparently.

From the Daily Mail:

The 28-year-old and her Hollywood actor beau, who got engaged at Christmas, are planning to wed in the autumn according to her dad David, Grazia reports.

‘There is a right way to do things and she and Johnny are the type of people that do it right. We will have grandchildren, but after the wedding’, he told the magazine from his Los Angeles home.

‘They are both so busy right now, both doing films, so they have no date but it will be sooner rather than later. Probably this Fall.’

Ay carumba. I can’t wait to watch this marriage fall apart like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise did when Katie realized that screwing your childhood celebrity crush and actually spending your life with him are two totally different things. But who knows, I could be wrong (I’m not wrong) and they could last forever (they won’t).

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Johnny Depp is testifying in a bizarre murder trial

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This is a bit of a weird one. Johnny Depp was subpoenaed this week to testify in a murder case involving an insane woman who dragged and killed a pedestrian with her car back in 2009. What’s all this got to do with Johnny, you might ask? Well, the suspect’s lawyer wants to get her declared as insane and apparently at the time of the crime, she claimed she and Johnny were in a relationship, which is why she was in the neighbourhood – to meet up with him.

Here’s TMZ‘s rundown:

Depp was served with legal docs at his premiere Thursday in Hollywood (above) for his movie, “Transcendence.”  And here’s why.

Nancy Lekon was driving a limo in downtown L.A.’s Skid Row neighborhood back in 2009 and allegedly mowed down a pedestrian, dragging her for a mile and killing her.

Lekon has been charged with murder and will stand trial later this month.  She pled not guilty by reason of insanity. As for how her public defender plans to prove she was insane at the time of the killing … enter Johnny Depp.

Lekon told officers at the time of her arrest she was in a relationship with Johnny Depp and was in the area so they could rendezvous.  The public defender now wants to call Johnny to the stand, to show the jury she’s delusional.

We’re assuming Johnny will testify he doesn’t know Lekon.

Damn, being a celebrity is crazy (no pun intended). Can he not just give a statement? Does he actually have to appear at court? That’s kinda giving the woman what she wants, isn’t it? She’s clearly obsessed with Johnny… I dunno, it’s all pretty bizarre.

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Is Amber Heard pregnant with Johnny Depp’s baby?

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The word on the street is that recently engaged couple Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are already expecting their first child together. The report comes from the April 14th issue of US Weekly (which has been leaked by Hollywood Life) and claims that Amber’s pregnant already. Could that be the motivation behind yet ANOTHER shotgun wedding/engagement?

“Amber is so ready to be a mom,” a source close to the couple revealed to the magazine. That same source claims that Johnny “says it’s a whole new life for him. He’s thrilled to bits!”

Huh. No idea whether or not this one is true, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. I guess we’ll find out soon enough!

Johnny already has two kids with his ex, Vanessa Paradis. His daughter Lily-Rose is 14 and his son Jack is 11.

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Who came to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s engagement party?

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard‘s engagement was confirmed last month, but they hadn’t celebrated their big news until this past Friday night, when they threw a party in LA and invited all of their celebrity friends. The shindig was held at The Carondelet House, which is apparently super fancy and was built in 1928 to host special events.

So, who turned up for the big event? Hilariously, Marilyn Manson was there, as were Mandy Moore, Steven Tyler, Jerry Bruckheimer, Rick Ruben… sounds like fun, eh? Here’s more from US Weekly:

The stunning bride-to-be wore a white silk spaghetti-strap “vintage dressy” ensemble for her big night, with her blonde locks down. Depp, meanwhile, went for a casual black suit and matching top hat. Heard’s sister arrived with the couple, as well as Jack, Depp’s 11-year-old son with his ex partner Vanessa Paradis.

Once inside The Carondelet House, the future spouses enjoyed a bite to eat and listened to oldies rock songs. The playlist included retro classics from the ’60s through the ’80s like “Wild Thing” by The Troggs, “Tutti Fruti” by Little Richard, “Jailhouse Rock” by Elvis, “These Boots Are Made For Walking” by Nancy Sinatra, and “We Got The Beat” by The Go-Go’s.

That kinda sounds like a nightmare, but uh, glad they had fun?

Right, so do we think this wedding is going to happen? If so, how long will it last? I think they’ll get married and divorced within an 18-month period. We’ll see, I guess.

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