Elton John is coming out with a new album (with a song inspired by Lindsay Lohan, I’m sure it will be a real winner) so here comes the publicity. Not sure who leaked this, but let’s file it under, “Yeah That Happened.” Apparently Elton John is trying to set up Lady Gaga with Johnny Depp. This makes no sense because
1. Elton John recently admitted that he has a hard time even getting a hold of Lady Gaga.
2. Lady Gaga is in a relationship with actor Taylor Kinney.
3. Johnny Depp is in a relationship with actress Amber Heard.
4. Why would he care? Yeah, Gaga is his son’s godmother, but it still doesn’t make sense, because of points #2 and #3.
They’re going so far as to say he set up a “surprise blind date” for them. Here’s even more from Entertainmentwise:
A source revealed: “Elton was determined to hook up Johnny and Gaga,” adding: “While the meeting was under the guise of a future musical collaboration, Elton is convinced the two superstars would make an amazing power couple even though they’re both dating other people right now.”
Apparently the duo “bonded over music, flirted a little and basically got to know each other. By the end of the night, they’d already made plans to see each other again. Elton just sat there grinning.”
Such fan fiction. If this happens, I’m sure Ke$ha will be devastated. The only steady relationship Johnny Depp needs to be in is one with a shower.
October 6, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
I don’t really care about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard – not as a couple or individually, for that matter (although I will say I went to a party at a designer’s studio last year and Amber Heard was there and was kinda mindblowingly gorgeous). Their romance just doesn’t move me – and why should it, really, considering we don’t know them? In any case, Amber did an interview with Flare magazine in which she felt the need to clear up any “misconceptions” (uh…) and let people know that she and Johnny are nothing like Brangelina. Because you were obviously making that comparison.
“Can you ever imagine yourself in a situation like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, where the world feels like they have a stake in your private life? I would never want it.”
“I guess I could not hold hands with who I want to, but what kind of life would that be? I don’t want to change just because people are watching.”
Well, that’s fair enough, but people are all up in their grills because they live the kind of lifestyle where they’re around paparazzi 24/7 and sort of invite that. Even Brad and Angelina don’t have people in their faces ALL the time, but they would if they invited that kind of attention.
Anyway, these two are a boring couple – but then, that’s coming from someone who never got the big deal about Johnny Depp.
August 11, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Never mind that it’s only August. Zimbio polled their readers and came up with the hottest 25 actors of 2013. Here’s who they are. Where do you stand? Do you agree or disagree? Number one was surprising to me, in the, “let pause and think, ‘…really?’” way. And can you guess who made the top 10 that also made the top 10 in the Ugliest Men list?
25. Alexander Skarsgard
24. Zac Efron
23. Chris Evans
22. Paul Walker
21. James Franco
20. Ben Affleck
19. Robert Downey Jr.
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
17. Jake Gyllenhaal
16. Liam Hemsworth
15. Ian Somerhalder
14. Orlando Bloom
13. George Clooney
12. Henry Cavill
11. Gerard Butler
10. Channing Tatum
9. Brad Pitt
8. Chris Hemsworth
7. Josh Duhamel
6. Johnny Depp
5. Bradley Cooper
4. Hugh Jackman
3. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling
1. Chris Pine
July 31, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Hey, did you know Johnny Depp is nearly completely blind in one eye? Me neither! He’s apparently super near-sighted in his right eye and his left is blurry as hell and he can’t see shit out of it, forcing him to rely on some heavy duty prescription glasses. Intense!
From Rolling Stone:
His glasses are prescription, and he needs them badly, though they don’t do anything for his left eye. Since birth, he’s been “basically blind as a bat” in that one, in a way that’s impossible to correct. “Everything is just very, very blurry,” he says. “I’ve never had proper vision.” The right eye is simply nearsighted (and lately, far-sighted). So whenever he’s acting – unless he’s lucky enough to be in a scene where his character wears sunglasses – Depp can see only a few inches away from his face.
June 20, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were together for a long ass time before splitting about a year ago. There were lots of stories floating around about infidelity, Johnny getting bored, etc, but that’s neither here nor there. He’s all loved up with Amber Heard now, but he’s finally opening up about the mother of his children.
From Rolling Stone:
“The last couple years have been a bit bumpy. At times, certainly unpleasant, but that’s the nature of break-ups, I guess, especially when there are kiddies involved.”
“So for whatever reason that ceases, it doesn’t stop the fact that you care for that person, and they’re the mother of your kids, and you’ll always know each other, and you’re always gonna be in each other’s lives because of those kids. You might as well make the best of it.”
June 19, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Johnny Depp may or may not be engaged to his (ex?) girlfriend Amber Heard, but if he’s not, rumor is he’s planning on it. No doubt this is greatly disappointing to Ke$ha, but Mr. Depp’s ex, Vanessa Paradis, may have some issues with it as well.
Here’s the latest from my favorite, National Enquirer:
“Vanessa doesn’t care for Amber at all,” said a source. “She’s convinced that Amber’s trying to get her hooks into Johnny and his money by getting him to propose. But Vanessa doesn’t believe it’s going to last, and that’s why she’s against Johnny marrying Amber. She thinks their kids will be crushed when the relationship goes south. Vanessa thinks he’s smitten because Amber’s so exotic and says he’ll grow tired of her,” added the source. “But before he does, he just might pop the question – and that’s the last thing Vanessa wants.”
I don’t know if I buy this story. Ms. Paradis is doing great. She had an album drop last month, looked great at Cannes, and has a new film coming out. And she said she’s pretty much over it. Not that celebrities can’t change their minds and experience heartache and all that. I get it, they’re ~~real people~~ too. But better. The real truth to this story is that you don’t find much publicity about Amber Heard without having Johnny Depp’s name tied to it. And weirdly, I can’t find any recent photos of the two of them together.