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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are married!

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Last week, news broke that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were planning to marry this upcoming weekend on Johnny’s private island in the Bahamas, Little Hall’s Pond Cay. That big celebration, where all the guests will have to sleep on his giant yacht off the island’s coast, is apparently still happening, but the actual wedding is DUNZO. They’re married! They did it!

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard made it legal at their home in Los Angeles on Tuesday, a source tells PEOPLE.

Well, that’s short and simple. I’ve always been somewhat perplexed by this pairing, I have to admit. I actually didn’t think they’d get this far – I sorta figured that the relationship would fizzle out before they ever made it down the aisle, but here we are. Who knows? Maybe this really is meant to be!

Do you think they’ll last?

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will marry on their private island

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Apparently Johnny Depp owns a private island in the Bahamas – who knew? But of course he does, he’s rich, so I guess it’s not all that surprising. It’s probably also not all that surprising that Johnny and Amber Heard are probably going to get married there in about a week, according to recent “reports”.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to get married on the actor’s private island Little Hall’s Pond Cay in the Bahamas over the February 7-8 weekend, according to a new report. The couple, who began dating in 2012 after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary, are said to be exchanging vows before a small group of friends and family, including the actor’s kids with Vanessa Paradis, Lily Rose and Jack.

Since not all the 50 or so guests can stay at Depp’s home, some will reportedly stay on his 156-foot yacht “Vajoliroja,” which derives its name from the first two letters of Paradis and Depp’s first names as well as their kids. Heard, says the New York Post, will wear a Stella McCartney dress. Gossip Cophas reached out to reps for both stars for confirmation of the upcoming wedding, but has yet to hear back.

Well, that sounds very fancy. Not sure I’d want to stay on a yacht, but I suppose one can’t complain since it’s free!

In other news, don’t these two just seem like the strangest couple ever? It’s such a bizarre pairing that I honestly cannot imagine them together. Then again, Johnny has gone down the road to recluse hobo in recent years, so I suppose it’s just that I can’t see him with anyone. Ah well, it seems to work, so good for them!

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp want kids… after the wedding

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are just sooooo in love and doing it all the time, which of course means rumours have been flying around that Amber might be having the couple’s first baby. And she is… just not until AFTER the wedding, when they actually have time to properly prepare for starting a family, apparently.

From the Daily Mail:

The 28-year-old and her Hollywood actor beau, who got engaged at Christmas, are planning to wed in the autumn according to her dad David, Grazia reports.

‘There is a right way to do things and she and Johnny are the type of people that do it right. We will have grandchildren, but after the wedding’, he told the magazine from his Los Angeles home.

‘They are both so busy right now, both doing films, so they have no date but it will be sooner rather than later. Probably this Fall.’

Ay carumba. I can’t wait to watch this marriage fall apart like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise did when Katie realized that screwing your childhood celebrity crush and actually spending your life with him are two totally different things. But who knows, I could be wrong (I’m not wrong) and they could last forever (they won’t).

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Amber Heard in lingerie: No thanks, I’ll pass

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I’m not really sure what Amber Heard actually does anymore. Apparently she’s a “model-slash-actress”, but she doesn’t seem to be particularly good at either. Ooh, ooh, I know – she’s Johnny Depp‘s fiancée! That counts for something, right?

I know I’m being harsh, but all she always seems to have a stick so far up her ass that she can’t walk straight and constantly tries to sound like she’s so ~enlightened~ but comes off as bitchy and contrived. I’m not feeling it, and I’m certainly not feeling the photos she did for her new shoot with W Magazine, who have for some reason put her on the magazine’s June/July cover.

Here’s a choice quote from the accompanying interview:

“As a woman, I usually have two options: Sex Object or the Best Friend Who Isn’t Sexy. It’s not creatively fulfilling to just be sexy. I did nothing to look the way I look. The genetic cards that anyone is dealt are not in their control, so to take pride in my looks would be a mistake. And besides in LA, there’s always someone more beautiful!”

Boo hoo, it’s so hard being pretty!! WHY GOD WHY have you cursed Amber Heard with such a heavy load to bear?! Fuuuuuuck off. There’s also a hilarious line where she claims that she goes “trailer park” when she gets angry, but she doesn’t mind that since she’d “rather be passionate than bland”. LOL, okay – bye, girl.

Here are the rest of her “sexy” photos, if that’s your thing:

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Is Amber Heard pregnant with Johnny Depp’s baby?

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The word on the street is that recently engaged couple Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are already expecting their first child together. The report comes from the April 14th issue of US Weekly (which has been leaked by Hollywood Life) and claims that Amber’s pregnant already. Could that be the motivation behind yet ANOTHER shotgun wedding/engagement?

“Amber is so ready to be a mom,” a source close to the couple revealed to the magazine. That same source claims that Johnny “says it’s a whole new life for him. He’s thrilled to bits!”

Huh. No idea whether or not this one is true, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. I guess we’ll find out soon enough!

Johnny already has two kids with his ex, Vanessa Paradis. His daughter Lily-Rose is 14 and his son Jack is 11.

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Who came to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s engagement party?

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard‘s engagement was confirmed last month, but they hadn’t celebrated their big news until this past Friday night, when they threw a party in LA and invited all of their celebrity friends. The shindig was held at The Carondelet House, which is apparently super fancy and was built in 1928 to host special events.

So, who turned up for the big event? Hilariously, Marilyn Manson was there, as were Mandy Moore, Steven Tyler, Jerry Bruckheimer, Rick Ruben… sounds like fun, eh? Here’s more from US Weekly:

The stunning bride-to-be wore a white silk spaghetti-strap “vintage dressy” ensemble for her big night, with her blonde locks down. Depp, meanwhile, went for a casual black suit and matching top hat. Heard’s sister arrived with the couple, as well as Jack, Depp’s 11-year-old son with his ex partner Vanessa Paradis.

Once inside The Carondelet House, the future spouses enjoyed a bite to eat and listened to oldies rock songs. The playlist included retro classics from the ’60s through the ’80s like “Wild Thing” by The Troggs, “Tutti Fruti” by Little Richard, “Jailhouse Rock” by Elvis, “These Boots Are Made For Walking” by Nancy Sinatra, and “We Got The Beat” by The Go-Go’s.

That kinda sounds like a nightmare, but uh, glad they had fun?

Right, so do we think this wedding is going to happen? If so, how long will it last? I think they’ll get married and divorced within an 18-month period. We’ll see, I guess.

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Will Amber Heard Ever Shut Up?

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For someone who’s only marginally famous (C+ list only because of her relationship with Johnny Depp, let’s be honest), Amber Heard sure has a lot to say. Funny enough, most of it is obnoxious. Sure, she’s young, so it makes sense that she’s gonna want to waffle on about her theories on life and all it entails. Doesn’t mean it’s not eyeroll-inducing, however.

Her latest admission comes in the form of an interview she did about her new film 3 Days to Kill. It’s apparently an action film co-starring Kevin Costner (lol), and Amber was asked what attracted her to such an adventurous role. Here’s her answer:

“I would always prefer to shoot the gun than wear a wedding dress,” she explained. “It is far more interesting to me.”

Yes, we get it. You’re not just some pretty blonde! You’re hardcore and way too smart to play stereotypical roles! You’re such a bad-ass.

I actually do think it’s a really admirable trait to want to go for something different and not take the kind of roles she could probably most easily get, but I feel like this girl is ALWAYS proclaiming how wonderful she is and how she’s just too smart to accept her own beauty and all that shit. You know, she’s really struggled with being so pretty, guys. Boo hoo.

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