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Johnny Depp’s Dogs Will Be Put Down If He Doesn’t Leave Australia

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This is a bit of a strange one, I must admit, but I truly don’t get why people don’t just… you know, abide by the law. Basically, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard recently arrived in Australia on a private jet. The problem is that they had their two dogs, Boo and Pistol, on board and they didn’t declare them. In Australia, you have to keep your dogs under quarantine for 10 days when you arrive to assure they don’t have any weird diseases. Since they didn’t do that, Australia told them to GTFO by Saturday or they’re gonna put the dogs down. Seems a bit extreme, don’t you think?

From TMZ:

If Johnny, or more accurately … Boo and Pistol don’t hightail it out of Oz by Saturday — the country’s Agriculture minister says they will be put down.

A rep for Johnny — who’s down there shooting the 5th ‘Pirates’ flick — told the AP the dogs are under a “home quarantine” … but wasn’t more specific than that.

I’m confused – why would not having them in quarantine mean the dogs need to be killed? Like, honestly, what sense does that make? Maybe Johnny will be heavily fined, or the dogs will be taken by authorities for forceful quarantine or whatever, but to kill them just to make a point? Sorry, not seeing the logic in that one.

Pistol is Amber’s dog that she’s had for years and poses in photo shoots with and the like, and she’s a massive animal lover so I’m sure she’ll be kicking up shit over this. My question is why they didn’t just declare them LIKE THE LAW SAYS THEY SHOULD when they arrived. Obviously they thought they could just get away with it since they’re famous, and that it’s not a big deal because the dogs are healthy, etc, but rules are rules, man.

However, those rules should NOT mean dogs are “put down” if they’re not quarantined, especially when they’re clearly not stray/feral. Something weird’s going on there.

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Are Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Even Together?

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard made their weird romance official earlier this year by walking down the aisle and exchanging vows to become man and wife. It was a wonderful celebration of love, except… was it? Because what’s strange is, considering the fact that these two are still newlyweds, they haven’t been seen together since their wedding and according to some sources, they live entirely separate lives.

The source says the stars had issues even before saying “I do.”

“It’s not surprising that they haven’t spent much time together, because they seemed to have a lot of relationship problems in the months leading up to the wedding,” the source says. “When the wedding finally happened in February, it had been postponed several times. … Amber had her wedding dress for months before they settled on a wedding date.”

“As soon as Johnny arrived in Australia, he was partying hard,” another insider tells PEOPLE. “After he got injured, no one was surprised. He didn’t seem to care at all about filming and was all about partying.”

Production was scheduled to resume Wednesday, but the insider says Depp never showed up – and there’s been no sign of Heard by his side in L.A., either.

“The set has been told that as of Friday, Johnny was still recovering in Los Angeles,” the insider says. “There are rumors on the set that he was in rehab. Everyone is anxiously waiting to see what will happen this week.”

Let’s get real. Not a single one of us will be surprised when these two announce their divorce, right? Like, that’s not going to be a shocker? Because frankly, I didn’t even think they’d make it down the aisle. The fact that they did is commendable, I suppose, but uh… see ya at divorce court.

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are married!

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Last week, news broke that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were planning to marry this upcoming weekend on Johnny’s private island in the Bahamas, Little Hall’s Pond Cay. That big celebration, where all the guests will have to sleep on his giant yacht off the island’s coast, is apparently still happening, but the actual wedding is DUNZO. They’re married! They did it!

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard made it legal at their home in Los Angeles on Tuesday, a source tells PEOPLE.

Well, that’s short and simple. I’ve always been somewhat perplexed by this pairing, I have to admit. I actually didn’t think they’d get this far – I sorta figured that the relationship would fizzle out before they ever made it down the aisle, but here we are. Who knows? Maybe this really is meant to be!

Do you think they’ll last?

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will marry on their private island

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Apparently Johnny Depp owns a private island in the Bahamas – who knew? But of course he does, he’s rich, so I guess it’s not all that surprising. It’s probably also not all that surprising that Johnny and Amber Heard are probably going to get married there in about a week, according to recent “reports”.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to get married on the actor’s private island Little Hall’s Pond Cay in the Bahamas over the February 7-8 weekend, according to a new report. The couple, who began dating in 2012 after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary, are said to be exchanging vows before a small group of friends and family, including the actor’s kids with Vanessa Paradis, Lily Rose and Jack.

Since not all the 50 or so guests can stay at Depp’s home, some will reportedly stay on his 156-foot yacht “Vajoliroja,” which derives its name from the first two letters of Paradis and Depp’s first names as well as their kids. Heard, says the New York Post, will wear a Stella McCartney dress. Gossip Cophas reached out to reps for both stars for confirmation of the upcoming wedding, but has yet to hear back.

Well, that sounds very fancy. Not sure I’d want to stay on a yacht, but I suppose one can’t complain since it’s free!

In other news, don’t these two just seem like the strangest couple ever? It’s such a bizarre pairing that I honestly cannot imagine them together. Then again, Johnny has gone down the road to recluse hobo in recent years, so I suppose it’s just that I can’t see him with anyone. Ah well, it seems to work, so good for them!

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp want kids… after the wedding

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are just sooooo in love and doing it all the time, which of course means rumours have been flying around that Amber might be having the couple’s first baby. And she is… just not until AFTER the wedding, when they actually have time to properly prepare for starting a family, apparently.

From the Daily Mail:

The 28-year-old and her Hollywood actor beau, who got engaged at Christmas, are planning to wed in the autumn according to her dad David, Grazia reports.

‘There is a right way to do things and she and Johnny are the type of people that do it right. We will have grandchildren, but after the wedding’, he told the magazine from his Los Angeles home.

‘They are both so busy right now, both doing films, so they have no date but it will be sooner rather than later. Probably this Fall.’

Ay carumba. I can’t wait to watch this marriage fall apart like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise did when Katie realized that screwing your childhood celebrity crush and actually spending your life with him are two totally different things. But who knows, I could be wrong (I’m not wrong) and they could last forever (they won’t).

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Amber Heard in lingerie: No thanks, I’ll pass

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I’m not really sure what Amber Heard actually does anymore. Apparently she’s a “model-slash-actress”, but she doesn’t seem to be particularly good at either. Ooh, ooh, I know – she’s Johnny Depp‘s fiancée! That counts for something, right?

I know I’m being harsh, but all she always seems to have a stick so far up her ass that she can’t walk straight and constantly tries to sound like she’s so ~enlightened~ but comes off as bitchy and contrived. I’m not feeling it, and I’m certainly not feeling the photos she did for her new shoot with W Magazine, who have for some reason put her on the magazine’s June/July cover.

Here’s a choice quote from the accompanying interview:

“As a woman, I usually have two options: Sex Object or the Best Friend Who Isn’t Sexy. It’s not creatively fulfilling to just be sexy. I did nothing to look the way I look. The genetic cards that anyone is dealt are not in their control, so to take pride in my looks would be a mistake. And besides in LA, there’s always someone more beautiful!”

Boo hoo, it’s so hard being pretty!! WHY GOD WHY have you cursed Amber Heard with such a heavy load to bear?! Fuuuuuuck off. There’s also a hilarious line where she claims that she goes “trailer park” when she gets angry, but she doesn’t mind that since she’d “rather be passionate than bland”. LOL, okay – bye, girl.

Here are the rest of her “sexy” photos, if that’s your thing:

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Is Amber Heard pregnant with Johnny Depp’s baby?

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The word on the street is that recently engaged couple Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are already expecting their first child together. The report comes from the April 14th issue of US Weekly (which has been leaked by Hollywood Life) and claims that Amber’s pregnant already. Could that be the motivation behind yet ANOTHER shotgun wedding/engagement?

“Amber is so ready to be a mom,” a source close to the couple revealed to the magazine. That same source claims that Johnny “says it’s a whole new life for him. He’s thrilled to bits!”

Huh. No idea whether or not this one is true, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. I guess we’ll find out soon enough!

Johnny already has two kids with his ex, Vanessa Paradis. His daughter Lily-Rose is 14 and his son Jack is 11.

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