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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp want kids… after the wedding

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are just sooooo in love and doing it all the time, which of course means rumours have been flying around that Amber might be having the couple’s first baby. And she is… just not until AFTER the wedding, when they actually have time to properly prepare for starting a family, apparently.

From the Daily Mail:

The 28-year-old and her Hollywood actor beau, who got engaged at Christmas, are planning to wed in the autumn according to her dad David, Grazia reports.

‘There is a right way to do things and she and Johnny are the type of people that do it right. We will have grandchildren, but after the wedding’, he told the magazine from his Los Angeles home.

‘They are both so busy right now, both doing films, so they have no date but it will be sooner rather than later. Probably this Fall.’

Ay carumba. I can’t wait to watch this marriage fall apart like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise did when Katie realized that screwing your childhood celebrity crush and actually spending your life with him are two totally different things. But who knows, I could be wrong (I’m not wrong) and they could last forever (they won’t).

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Amber Heard in lingerie: No thanks, I’ll pass

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I’m not really sure what Amber Heard actually does anymore. Apparently she’s a “model-slash-actress”, but she doesn’t seem to be particularly good at either. Ooh, ooh, I know – she’s Johnny Depp‘s fiancée! That counts for something, right?

I know I’m being harsh, but all she always seems to have a stick so far up her ass that she can’t walk straight and constantly tries to sound like she’s so ~enlightened~ but comes off as bitchy and contrived. I’m not feeling it, and I’m certainly not feeling the photos she did for her new shoot with W Magazine, who have for some reason put her on the magazine’s June/July cover.

Here’s a choice quote from the accompanying interview:

“As a woman, I usually have two options: Sex Object or the Best Friend Who Isn’t Sexy. It’s not creatively fulfilling to just be sexy. I did nothing to look the way I look. The genetic cards that anyone is dealt are not in their control, so to take pride in my looks would be a mistake. And besides in LA, there’s always someone more beautiful!”

Boo hoo, it’s so hard being pretty!! WHY GOD WHY have you cursed Amber Heard with such a heavy load to bear?! Fuuuuuuck off. There’s also a hilarious line where she claims that she goes “trailer park” when she gets angry, but she doesn’t mind that since she’d “rather be passionate than bland”. LOL, okay – bye, girl.

Here are the rest of her “sexy” photos, if that’s your thing:

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Is Amber Heard pregnant with Johnny Depp’s baby?

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The word on the street is that recently engaged couple Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are already expecting their first child together. The report comes from the April 14th issue of US Weekly (which has been leaked by Hollywood Life) and claims that Amber’s pregnant already. Could that be the motivation behind yet ANOTHER shotgun wedding/engagement?

“Amber is so ready to be a mom,” a source close to the couple revealed to the magazine. That same source claims that Johnny “says it’s a whole new life for him. He’s thrilled to bits!”

Huh. No idea whether or not this one is true, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. I guess we’ll find out soon enough!

Johnny already has two kids with his ex, Vanessa Paradis. His daughter Lily-Rose is 14 and his son Jack is 11.

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