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Great News: Snooki Will Be in The New Season of Jersey Shore!

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Last week, we learned that The Situation is definitely going to be coming back to the Jersey Shore this summer to film the sixth season of the show. Never mind that he just got out of rehab or that he should probably be, you know, anywhere other than the shore house. But I don’t want to discuss that right now, because it’s old news. The new news is that our dear Snooki is also going to be featured on the sixth season! She just won’t be living in the house. Solid choice, MTV.

From TMZ:

Season 6 of “Jersey Shore” just dropped another major bomb, TMZ has learned …Snooki will NOT be shacking up with her fellow castmates this summer — instead getting her own private nest nearby.

Sources tell us … the mama-to-be is taking her pregnancy very seriously, choosing to live NEAR the “Shore” house rather than IN it because it’s not worth it to be surrounded by boozy, loud roommates while pregnant.

If you recall, Snooki announced she was knocked-up last February — when she was already 3 months along — which means while filming this summer she’ll be in prime popping position … all the more reason to have a pad of her own.

The guidette’s absence is just another in a slew of “Shore” changes this year … which includes a sober Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (who just got out of rehab) and the possibility of adding a Snooki-baby to the cast.

It’s shaping up to be the most boring BEST season ever!

Everybody’s saying that, that it’s going to be so boring, but I disagree. I think it’s going to be horrifying, I think it’s going to be awkward, and I think it’s going to be absolutely cringe-worthy, but it’ll be anything but boring. While the show films, Snooki will be in her seventh and eighth months of pregnancy. In what world would that not be morbidly fascinating?