Damn, now there’s no way Beyonce’s going to want to be her friend. Tell me this wasn’t staged by someone in B’s camp.
But before I even let you guys look at this photo, let me give you three reasons why it may not be her. Are you ready? It’s not a common thing that I’d defend Kim Kardashian, and it’s definitely not a regular occurrence for me to dismiss a nude photo as possibly being someone other than who it’s intended to be. Get ready—go!
1-In the photo, “Kim” is cracking an egg into a pan. RIGHT. Like this bitch’d ever actually cook for herself or, worse, someone else.
2-The tits are way too small to be Kim’s. Unless the photo was taken pre-plastic surgery*, it just can’t be.
3-The chick in the picture looks more like Kourtney than Kim. Do we maybe have a Kourtney Kardashian nude leak?
4-Where the hell was this picture taken, anyway? A 1980’s Maine summer camp? What kind of kitchen is that? Nice (busted up) cabinets.
Jump in to compare notes, and be sure to tell me why, exactly, there’s probably no way that this photo is nude Kim Kardashian. Photo is slightly NSFW, but the nips are covered up.
*Guess if this is Kim, we’ve got confirmation that she’s not as curvy-natural as she’d like us to believe.
Image courtesy of MediaTakeOut courtesy of The Dirty
Hmmm…the face looks more like Kim’s than Kourtney’s to me.
I take it back. Doesn’t look like either of them.
Eh I think it looks more like Jessica Alba.
Yep, Alba.
Asian chick for sure… This story is a fake. Kim or Court have never lived in a hovel.
Agree – completely asian face…it’s really obvious
kitchen’s too ghetto
None of them
IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE KIMODE …
THE HANDS ALONE WILL TELL YOU THAT .
KIM VERY SHORT FINGERS .UGLY HANDS.
THIS CHICK IN THE PHOTO IS MUSCULAR & FIT .
KIMODES ASS IS LOW & CLOSE TO THE GROUND .
WITH TINY SHORT LEGS & ALLIGATOR ARMS .
PROFILE IS DIFFERENT .
YOU FOLKS MUST BE DESPERATE FOR A STORY.
KIMODE CAN ONLY DREAM OF LOOKING LIKE THIS CHICK .
VERY SHORT UGLY LEGS.SORRY .
Doesn’t matter who she is….thank you for posting the pic :-)
Come on Bus! That’s not hygienic!!!!!!! I hope you wouldn’t eat those vag eggs
A Little Googleing came up with pornitas her name is María Clara Rodríguez
This looks like Jessica Alba to me for sure.. Kim has a huge lumpy behind.
No doubt that’s her and it’s sad. Those brother inlaws need to regulate for her seriously. Kanye whatever his name is evil incarnate…
It looks likes kourtney kardashian.
I thought it looked more like a young J-Lo??
so not kim. kim is not near that great of shape and her ass is way larger.
Besides the obvious small breast, I should known I’m a breast man, if you look at the height distance of her breast to the stove there is no way that’s Kim. She is waaaay to short and Kortney is even shorter.