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18Beyonce Does Not—DOES NOT—Want to Be Kim Kardashian’s Friend

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Come on, now, are you surprised?

From Heat World:

“Despite Kanye being one of Jay’s closest friends, Beyoncé wasted no time in banning Kim from being invited into their circle, which is exclusive to say the least,” a friend of Bey’s tells heat. “Beyoncé is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – she’s in a totally different league to Kim.”

It’s bad news for Kim who is big fan of the pop diva, as she was hoping for lots of girlie bonding sessions with Beyonce.

“Kim had visions of her and Beyoncé hanging out while Jay and Kanye talked music and business,” heat’s source reveals, “but it’s not going to happen.”

It looks like Reality star Kim’s tell-all lifestyle clashes with the ultra-private Beyonce’s – who closely guards details of her own private life.

“Bey’s marriage to Jay-Z was extremely private, and neither of them confirmed it until long after the event. Kim, on the other hand, turned her wedding into a media circus and the whole thing was filmed for a Reality show. Bey thought that it was really tacky and is not a fan of Reality TV, either.”

It just goes to show—no matter how much money you have, who you have under your thumb, how pretty you are, and even, f-ck, how many times you’ve been peed on for public consumption—money can’t buy class, and nor can it buy the friendship of people who possess said class.

Thing is, Kanye and Jay-Z are, like, the most epic of friends, supposedly. Don’t you think that Kanye dating Kim is going to drive a wedge between … well, it’s going to drive a wedge between someone(s), because if Kanye can’t bring Kim around Jay-Z and Beyonce because Beyonce knows what’s up, then Kim’s going to feel all awkward and shunned, and Kanye’s going to go on an ALL CAPS RANT, and shit’s going to blow up between him and Jay-Z, and then Jay might get upset with Beyonce ’cause she can’t get along with dirty hos. Man, the drama.

At any rate, if this is all true, it’s really good to know that even though there are people who idolize the Kardashians for whatever reason, that there are just as many “important” people out there who don’t think they’re worth a bucket of cold piss. No pun intended.

April 26, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

18 Responses to “Beyonce Does Not—DOES NOT—Want to Be Kim Kardashian’s Friend”

  1. Olivia says:

    Beyonce just went very high up in my book

  2. Pique says:

    aaaaah I love this content however because you referenced heat world I can’t take it seriously because Heat Magazine is just sooooo tabloid lol. Still love it though!

  3. Satan says:

    Uh, news flash Beyonce doesn’t want Kim around because Kim is a man stealing whore.

  4. evilbeetdouche says:

    Bouncie should be cleaning Kim’s toilet. Zazzle should be turning wrenches at the AAMCO.

  5. EL says:

    Of course she doesn’t want her around. Beyonce would have to fight off to whores Kim and Khris Jenner. What’s next mom and daughter sex tape with richest black man they can find

  6. EML says:

    Beyonce worked her ass off to get where she is. Kim made a sex tape and became famous. She’s not famous because of the hard work her dad did. I’m sure he’s proud. We all know her family tells her he is so she can keep that money coming in.

  7. XYZ says:

    Little difference between them.

  8. redlips says:

    Good call B. If I was her I wouldn’t wanna be friends with Kim Kardashian either, she’s nothing but an attention whore. This is why I love Beyonce :)

  9. Hallie says:

    The reason is b/c Kim is all FAKE. Beyonce can’t afford to be mingled in another ‘FAKE’ rumor.

  10. ksea says:

    OMG kim is such a PIG she is in the LINDSAY LOHAN league HELLO!!!

  11. heulitt says:

    Well kim just try’n to get paid, we all got to eat. but kim cant be hurt or feel awkward , everybody ain’t gonna like you give a fuck who u are

  12. heulitt says:

    last part was supposed to be “dont give a fuck who u are”.

  13. moni says:

    U go B!!! :-)) That’s my girl :-) Kim what a joke :-)))))

  14. Thetruth says:

    Drop that HOE…Kanye!

  15. SweetBB says:

    Beyonce in my book aint no better than Kim. But Kim to me is nothing but a fam-whore that’s why she is with Kanyzee!! She has to stay relevant. Watch out Mr. West you see what happened to Hump-Hump

  16. SweetBB says:

    On to the next. Why the hell is Rhianna still pineing over Chris Brown. I guess she didnt feel that last ass whippin’ he put o her, she had t go back. What a dumb bitch. i hope that dick is all that. Ain’t no way. Role model? HA! she need to have her shit revoked!!! ASAp!!!!!1

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