Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So This is What Pottermore is All About

Alas, Pottermore. I watched the video - and you should, too - and I'm still kind of confused. I mean, I don't always process the things people say in the way that they're meant, and that sometimes spells trouble for me, but what exactly is Rowling talking about here? Is it some kind of choose your own adventure-type online game like those fabulously awesome books from the eighties and nineties? Because if that's what this is all about, do you have ANY IDEA how many hours of my day could be lost playing with this mess? Combining Harry Potter and Choose Your Own Adventure is like chocolate teaming up with raspberry for, fuck, like anything at all. In other words? One of the best things that could possibly happen IN LIFE. /> Alas, Pottermore. I watched the video - and you should, too - and I'm still kind of confused. I mean, I don't always process the things people say in the way that they're meant, and that sometimes spells trouble for me, but what exactly is Rowling talking about here? Is it some kind of choose your own adventure-type online game like those fabulously awesome books from the eighties and nineties? Because if that's what this is all about, do you have ANY IDEA how many hours of my day could b...

Love It or Leave It: Evan Rachel Wood Looks … Good

photo of evan rachel wood pictures photos short hair new do pics I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me - aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff - but this? This is seriously the best she's ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she's MEMORABLE now. Congrats, Evan - yo...

Lindsay Lohan Violates Probation, Returns to Court

Lindsay Lohan's preliminary hearing, April 22, 2011 Breaking news that hits me anywhere between my "schadenfreude" and "just sad" glands: Lindsay flunked another alcohol test while living on her rooftop. Whoops! I'm sure this is all simply a misunderstanding. She's scheduled to appear before Judge Stephanie Sautner this morning. Just as a reminder---because this is understandably a little confusing for the rest of us---Lindsay is under house arrest for stealing a necklace, but the terms of her probation were part of the whole DUI thing. Y...