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Fare Thee Well, Wench Kate Gosselin

photo of kate gosselin and kids in west reading pa first post cancellation appearance pics

Q: What does dejection, depression, and desperation look like when it’s all wrapped in one tight little tweaked-out package?

A: A fake blonde badly in need of extension maintenance who has plastic tatas, jacked arms, and parenthood regrets. Who also wears yellow and black minidresses while walking around Pennsylvania getting her many kids’ hair cut.

Alas, this is the end of Kate Gosselin. No, really, I really think this is the end of Kate Gosselin. She had her run and now she’s done, dragging her tail behind her. Unless someone offers this bitch a seat on The View, her entertainment career is at a dead-end.

This is the last you’ll hear of Kate Gosselin, I can guarantee it – from me, at the very least.

Bye, girl! Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!

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  • “jacked arms”??? Seriously, physically she looks really good. She’s 36 and has birthed a lotta kids, give her a break on her looks. Damn.

    • uh skye, jacked normally means muscular or toned. i don’t think there’s any negativity about her appearance there.

      • when you look at her arms in that picture do you think “wow, she’s so muscular”? I mean, she looks like she’s in good shape, but I wouldnt describe her as “Jacked”. I thought about this thing specifically before I responded. I decided that based on everything else that was said, “jacked” was not meant as a positive thing.

  • The difference between what you see here and from when she was in the True Hollywood Story showing her from years ago is startling. Back then her hair was darker, she was kinda fat-faced and quite dumpy looking. Really very plain. Money makes the world go round (and can build a new pretty lady from the ground up).

  • I think Kate looks great for her age and for the fact that she had 8 kids. Sarah just sounds like a bitter bitch as well as Molly. I’m sure if Sarah had 8 kids, she’d look like a heffer.

  • Trust and believe there is something in the works. I’m thinking a dating show but trust and believe thisisnt the end of Kate Gosselin. Also if I had 8 kids I’d get my tummy tucked as well especially if I dont have to pay for it lol

  • I’m glad she’s finally gone….so much yesterday’s news. It’s time for TLC to give the hungry public another unusual family to fixate on….and eventually destroy.

  • I don’t know much about their show. Never watched it. I guess it’s better for the kids to be off the spotlight. But all I have to say about those pictures, is that woman looks damn good! Especially after seeing her picturees pre-show. Makes me wonder what I would look like if they tried all that on me… hmmm….