Guess who’s just now losing her show? Yeah. That’d be Kate Gosselin. After however-many-years of being a reality TV staple, enduring the rigors of a “loser husband” (who has nothing but my utmost sympathies lately), show changes, Dancing With the Stars, Sarah Palin, bad, bad fashion, and loads of money that was, embarrassingly, blown on hair extensions, Kate Gosselin’s run is over.
From People:
“TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8,” a network rep told PEOPLE in a statement. “By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon & Kate Plus 8); an exceptional milestone. TLC hopes to check in with Kate and the family periodically with specials in the future.
Right, exceptional. See what this is, guys? It’s a start. And now, if we can get Snooki and the other Jersey Shore assholes off television, then we might be able to call it “progress” and pack it in for the decade.
I still would not hesitate to bang her.
Wouldn’t fcuk her with your dick wrapped in burlap.