For all of you not in the know, Charlie Harper is Charlie Sheen‘s character on Two and a Half Men, and his character will be killed off this upcoming season in order to free a vacancy for Ashton Kutcher.
Did you guys know how Charlie’s getting written out? Um, here.
From TMZ:
Harper married Rose — the neighbor/stalker he flew to Paris with last season — but things went downhill quickly when she found him in the shower with another woman.
In the episode, we’re told Rose speaks at the funeral and recounts what happened to Charlie … saying the day after the shower incident she and Charlie were waiting for a Paris subway when Charlie “slipped” and the subway literally blew him apart in a “meat explosion.”
The strong inclination was that Rose pushed him and got away with it.
And what does Charlie Sheen have to say about it? Well, this:
“I am honored that it took something as large and violent as an oncoming train to terminate my character. Anything less would have been an insult!”
Hm. I’m not exactly sure that’s what they were going for, there, Charlie-boy, but you do what you’ve got to do to get yourself through this season, OK?
… And meat explosion? Well that’s just gross.
rose deserves better than that
charlie should not get killed off he is the star of the show and its nothing without him
A train, really just a train?
a nuclear powered siege train forged in the dread forges of mordor
And what did he say when they scraped him off the track
“Winning”
????
i thought he was going to drive off a cliff
I liked Charlie, it would only be real if he were driving in one of his many stoopers and crashed his car, thus te death of charlie.