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Kim Kardashian is GETTING MARRIED!

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OMG can you imagine how NUTS this chick is probably going right now? She’s been aiming for this for years now, and an engagement has finally come to fruition – her Harry Potter character boyfriend of six months, Kris Humphries, has popped the question. Moreover, in related craziness, how do you pop the question to a girl who’s waited her entire life for the moment? How do you out-do anything that she’s dreamed of in the past? Like this:

On May 18, at her Beverly Hills home, her boyfriend of just six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

According to an interview with People magazine, Kim was shocked:

“I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”

The ring is a 20.5 carat (a little excessive if you ask me, holy cripes) custom design by famed diamond queen, Lorraine Schwartz. The two haven’t confirmed that a date is set, but if you ‘know’ Kim Kardashian like we all do, the date will be wicked sooner rather than later. I also know that a lot of you think Kim is this trashy, vapid little ho, but in all honesty, I do kind of like her and I’m actually happy for her. I hope it works out. She’s going to be a gorgeous bride, and this. is finally. her moment.

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  • Why he’s marrying a third rate porn star (who’s only claim to fame other than screwing and ugly dude on camera is a low-rent reality show with her classless family) is beyond me.

    I give that marriage 2 years, tops, until his teammates clown on him so bad and she balloons up about 30 pounds that they dissolve in a glittery divorce (played out for big bucks from the tabloids).

  • go kim good on u ! eff tha haters those who dont watch ur show always have tha same shizz to babble about ! <3

  • Kim love you and your show but in the celeb world these short notice hook ups/marriages dont last.Sorry but its the truth.

    Make sure you got that pre nup airtite!

  • Well we all know this is not going far!!! Kim K has had so many b4 this even spend 3 yers wit Reggie Bush a porn gig and if she was truly wife material one of those men would hav seen that miles away ..Shes just a pretty face wit a potato sack bootie and a large rack!Of couse the cinderella idea sounds nice in the 1st 60days then the make up wares off.After all this is the celeb lifestyle.To Chris heres an advice- PRE NUP PRE NUP PRE NUP!!!

  • Well we all know this is not going far!!! Kim K has had so many b4 this even spend 3 yers wit Reggie Bush,a porn gig and if she was truly wife material one of those men would hav seen that miles away ..Shes just a pretty face wit a potato sack bootie and a large rack!Of couse the cinderella idea sounds nice in the 1st 60days then the make up wares off.After all this is the celeb lifestyle.To Chris heres an advice- PRE NUP PRE NUP PRE NUP!!!

  • am happy for u really i think it is amazing but what about Shengo!?! gotta feel sorry for the guy :'( … but on a lighter note YAY congratz kimmy :P

  • Yea kimmy!!! Im so happy for you everyone needs to get over her past so she was a lil wild at least she lived her life she’s mature now and ready to settle down and b a wifey

  • Honestly have to agree that i don’t konw why anyone would want to rush to wed a trashy woman who got famous by having sex and the world seeing it. No surprises to come i guess

  • I don’t think it will even happen. How many times has she “gotten serious” after 6 months with a guy? I don’t think they will make it to the alter!!!

  • Honestly kim K is a really sweet girl and she deserve a sexy guy like kris. They are made for eachother and all you assholes that keep calling her a porn star. First of all she made that when she was younger and it was not meant for everyone to see but the dumb ass ray j sold it for his own selfish motives.
    But look who came out of all this the more loved and more famous and that kim! If you dont like her she honestly dont care and will sleep good at night. So i suggest you shut the F up and mind your own business. Cause kim is amazing person and she not need mindless people like you bringing her down.