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And You Thought You’d Get Out Of Lindsay Lohan News…

Well, you’d be wrong, because even while locked up in jail, Lindsay can really generate some gossip.  The girl has a gift, and I am not about to put her light under a bushel basket.

So yeah, Lindsay has been having a rough time in jail.  An inmate who was released on Friday was gracious enough to let people know what’s going on with her:

“Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and trying to cover her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake.”

The inmate also discussed an episode Lindsay had on Friday:

“She is in with the killers and she has only been let out for hour-long breaks, and during those she was locked down to a table. Today (Friday), Lindsay got put on lockdown. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling so she got put in isolation.”

Another freshly released inmate opened up about the taunting Lindsay’s facing at the hands of the other prisoners:

“She was just sitting in her cell staring straight ahead. Sometimes wailing, but mostly just sitting. Some of the inmates in our ward, some of the tougher ones, were yelling ‘fire crotch’ at her. They just started chanting it at her. Lindsay didn’t say nothing. She was crying though.”

While this all sounds awful … I mean, it’s jail.  If you drive drunk a couple times and do some cocaine every once in a while, you should at least consider the possibility that one day you could be in an orange jumpsuit, eating gross food and listening to people mock your natural hair color.

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  • u sure she doesnt have a special cell, away from other prisoners?

    paris’ cell was isolated because of her celebrity . assumed lindseys was the same.

    • she has her own cell and doesn’t interact with the other prisoners but it’s not like they keep her in a sequestered area of the jail. That’s pretty kush in the slammer, especially if you’re not a rapper

  • this bitch said “i can do whatever the fuck i want. i’m a celebrity” before her DUI. she’s getting just what she deserves

  • She’s going through narcotic and/or nicotine withdrawl, no doubt about it. Some of my patients have woken up out of a deep sleep, and start crying/wailing out of nowhere. You have to actually grab them and tell them to stop wailing before they realize what they’re doing.

  • Her parents should be doing this time with her. Of course, her father would feel right at home, since he’s been to prison twice and if he keeps assaulting women, may go there again.

    But her mother should be there too, for getting drunk with her daughter and being an excuse-making, in-denial, co-dependent parent.

    Too bad they screwed up a cute, talented kid.

  • I’m scared for her. But… shouldn’t we be scared for all the little scrappers that wind up in jail?

  • Well….. back in da day, that sorta behavior (drinkin’ and snortin’ and drivin’, but not necessarilly in that order!) was just par fer the course…. of course, I’m not admittin’ to nothin’, and even if I were, which I ain’t, it’s waaaaaay past the expiration date the statute of limitations puts on it … Doh! Doh! Doh!