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What Did You Guys Do Last Night?

I went to a Tino Coury concert last night, so that’s probably better.

I just want to make sure you guys know about Tino.  He’s kind of like Justin Bieber, if Justin Bieber had gone through puberty correctly and turned out halfway attractive.  He’s also about a thousand times more earnest.  Just look at his heartfelt hand gestures when he talks about reading your diary and you can tell that he means every word he sings.

Also, he has a lyric that says “I feel just like J.T. on that ‘Cry Me a River.'”  And there’s no way I can’t love that.

I’m about 75% sure he didn’t actually sing at the concert, which I guess is cool because it was on a high school football field in my hometown, but you could tell he was just feeling it so hard, and I think that’s excellent.  His songs might sound like they were written by a lovesick middle school student, but I’ll be damned if I wasn’t clapping my heart out for him.  And I feel nothing but great about that.

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