"Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall
And she's all worn out from those late-night feedings
and she's ready for another rock and roll meeting."
The subtle lyrics to Prince's new song, "Valentina." Incidentally, Prince has obviously had a thing for Salma Hayek for quite awhile. In his 2001 song "Liquid Dreams," he sang, "Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark, underneath Cindy C's beauty mark. When it ...
Set your DVRs because Miley Cyrus is on The Rachael Ray Show tomorrow. Can you imagine the cacophony of those two little squawkers? Ugh. Need. Booze.
Miley shares that dating Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord. As in, "Oh God. Oh, Lord, whatever you are doing, don't...ever...stop..."
Just kidding, just kidding. Miley would never talk during sex because she knows that her voice automatically thrusts erections around the world into the no-fly zone.
Seriously...
I know we don't do many sports here on Evil Beet, and this isn't really a tale about baseball-it's about tragedy. I just read this story and find it so sad. This kid was only twenty-two years old.
Los Angeles Angels starting pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a felony hit-and-run car accident
in Fullerton, California early this morning -- hours after he pitched in a game last night.
Cops say someone driving a minivan blew through a red light, causing the Mitsubishi that Adenhart was rid...
Now that Pink and her ex-husband Carey Hart have been released from the noose of matrimony, it seems like their love may get a second wind.
Yesterday Carey Hart told The Sun, "We're working shit out. I admit it. She's just totally normal and low-key." Which raises questions such as "Why?" Why would anyone choose The Sun to make major life and relationship announcements to?
Good luck to the happy couple! I hope they enjoy a lifetime of divorcehood. Together, natch....
I am getting reports in like crazy that Britney Spears STOPPED her concert in Vancouver for a full 30 minutes!!!! She just walked off stage. Apparently there was too much SMOKE around the stage (I'm guessing the funny-smelling kind of smoke). The concert-goers booed her.
Ohhhhhhhh Britney.
Get it TOGETHER! I see your ass TOMORROW and you better not fuck it up.
You guys, I totally have VIP tickets. I didn't even realize I'd gotten VIP tickets until we got our special VIP gifts in the mail. So what that means? Is that we get to get there at 4:15 and do all this shit. How amazingly cheesy does this look? I can't even believe how cheesy. But I don't think I can miss it! I wonder if they'll let me in to the special VIP experience if I'm wearing my pink wig and clutching my umbrella ...
Update: At the end of the show Britney reportedly said "Don't smoke weed ... unless you are outside!" You tell 'em, girl. />I am getting reports in like crazy that Britney Spears STOPPED her concert in Vancouver for a full 30 minutes!!!! She just walked off stage. Apparently there was too much SMOKE around the stage (I'm guessing the funny-smelling kind of smoke). The concert-goers booed her.
Ohhhhhhhh Britney.
Get it TOGETHER! I see your ass TOMORROW and you better not fuck it up.
You guys, I totally have VIP tickets. I didn't even realize I'd gotten VIP tickets until we got our special VIP gifts in the mail....
Hey all!
So I'll be in and out here over the next couple of days. My BFF is coming into town tonight, and I'm so excited to show her around my adopted hometown of Seattle, and to spend time with her, because I haven't really spent any extended time in the same city as her for years. Wendie will be around working her special brand of bloggy magic, but posting will be slower than usual because I won't be chiming in as often. However, I'll be sure to give you guys a full report on the Britney Spears show on Thursday, for which I am currently trying to find a pink wig. Anyone know where I can get a pink wig in Seattle?
Meanwhile, since my friend is coming in from San Diego -- flying out of the sunshine and into the rain -- now seems as good a time as any to fulfill my contractual obligation to plug one of the awesome sponsors that keeps this site in business, San DieGO Downtown. San Diego actually is a perfect place for a getaway right now, especially if you live anywhere near or like Seattle, where the sky didn't seem to really read the memo that it's spring now. Airlines are cheap, hotels are offering crazy booking deals, and restaurants are practically giving food away. San DieGO Downtown is a great resource about San Diego, specifically the downtown area, with info on hotels, restaurants, happy hours, shopping, events, free events, sample trip itineraries, and more. They have an ongoing spring campaign right now called Time to Spring-Diego where added deals are being offered now until April 30. You can use San DieGO Downtown to book a hotel now through April 30th and receive free restaurant coupons. So if you're looking for a little SoCal sunshine, and the thought of LA makes your head hurt, consider San Diego, and check out San DieGO Downtown for info and deals.
And, with that, all my contractual obligations for the week are complete. I'm outtie, kids. See ya at the Britney show! />Hey all!
So I'll be in and out here over the next couple of days. My BFF is coming into town tonight, and I'm so excited to show her around my adopted hometown of Seattle, and to spend time with her, because I haven't really spent any extended time in the same city as her for years. Wendie will be around working her special brand of bloggy magic, but posting will be slower than usual because I won't be chiming in as often. However, I'll be sure to give you guys a full report on the Britney Spears...
Update: FremantleMedia made YouTube pull the clip. But you can watch it here.
If you're anything like me, you were absolutely devastated last night when Adam Lambert's American Idol performance was cut off by your DVR. Because he is your fantasy man, despite the fact that he's hopelessly gay, and because the show ran eight minutes over. EIGHT MINUTES! How does that even happen? You've been doing this for eight seasons, Idol producers. No one over there has any capacity to keep their eye on the clock? Totally unacceptable. Maybe fewer commercials next time, eh?
Adam was -- in what's becoming something of a pattern, and I doubt accidentally -- the final contestant to perform. His entire performance went un-recorded by TiVos and DVRs everywhere.
So here's my question: Is this going to impact Adam in the voting? Obviously a lot of us headed straight to the Internet to find a clip of Adam's performance -- there's one above, if you want it -- but not everyone's so tech-savvy, or has an Internet connection at home. Will people fail to vote for Adam because they didn't get to watch him? Are they going to address it all on the show tonight? I'm very very curious.
Oh, Adam. I thought my days of crushes on gay men were over once I got over Reichen Lehmkuhl (okay, I'm not really over him, but we're making progress), but I've fallen for you soooo hard! I LOVE YOU, ADAM!!! />Update: FremantleMedia made YouTube pull the clip. But you can watch it here.
If you're anything like me, you were absolutely devastated last night when Adam Lambert's American Idol performance was cut off by your DVR. Because he is your fantasy man, despite the fact that he's hopelessly gay, and because the show ran eight minutes over. EIGHT MINUTES! How does that even happen? You've been doing this for eight seasons, Idol producers. No one over there has any capacity to keep their eye on t...
Check out this track by a group of Chicago DJs who are now referring to themselves as the Jump Smokers.
Basically, it suggests, in no uncertain terms, that Chris Brown should "get his ass kicked" or, ya know, just hang himself. It's catching on. I kind of love it.
Meanwhile, "friends" of Chris Brown are saying he's become increasingly depressed and drinking a lot. A source tells X17, “Chris is a mess. He lost a lot of weight, about 15 lbs. I do know that Chris is also in a depression and is drinking a lot. He almost got his butt kicked about a week ago.”
Whatever. If you heard it on X17, it must be true, right? No. This is all a part of the Chris Brown publicity machine. They're trying to make us feel sorry for him so his career isn't DOA after all this shit. Don't buy into it, folks. Does this guy look depressed? />
Check out this track by a group of Chicago DJs who are now referring to themselves as the Jump Smokers.
Basically, it suggests, in no uncertain terms, that Chris Brown should "get his ass kicked" or, ya know, just hang himself. It's catching on. I kind of love it.
Meanwhile, "friends" of Chris Brown are saying he's become increasingly depressed and drinking a lot. A source tells X17, “Chris is a mess. He lost a lot of weight, about 15 lbs. I do know that Chris is also in a depression...
"Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall
And she's all worn out from those late-night feedings
and she's ready for another rock and roll meeting."
The subtle lyrics to Prince's new song, "Valentina." Incidentally, Prince has obviously had a thing for Salma Hayek for quite awhile. In his 2001 song "Liquid Dreams," he sang, "Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark, underneath Cindy C's beauty mark. When it ...
Set your DVRs because Miley Cyrus is on The Rachael Ray Show tomorrow. Can you imagine the cacophony of those two little squawkers? Ugh. Need. Booze.
Miley shares that dating Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord. As in, "Oh God. Oh, Lord, whatever you are doing, don't...ever...stop..."
Just kidding, just kidding. Miley would never talk during sex because she knows that her voice automatically thrusts erections around the world into the no-fly zone.
Seriously...
Do you like hot sword-bearing men? Slutty pagan whores who do acrobatics in short skirts ... while going commando? Horse fuckers!? Well then don't miss Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire on Comedy Central, which premiers this evening, Thursday April 9th at 10/9 Central. It's no South Park, but it's seriously pushing the bestiality envelope. And if that's not enough to pique your interests, then add a bisexual cyclops or "biclops" and a sassy, dramatic gay man in a cut-off t...
I know we don't do many sports here on Evil Beet, and this isn't really a tale about baseball-it's about tragedy. I just read this story and find it so sad. This kid was only twenty-two years old.
Los Angeles Angels starting pitcher Nick Adenhart was killed in a felony hit-and-run car accident
in Fullerton, California early this morning -- hours after he pitched in a game last night.
Cops say someone driving a minivan blew through a red light, causing the Mitsubishi that Adenhart was rid...
Now that Pink and her ex-husband Carey Hart have been released from the noose of matrimony, it seems like their love may get a second wind.
Yesterday Carey Hart told The Sun, "We're working shit out. I admit it. She's just totally normal and low-key." Which raises questions such as "Why?" Why would anyone choose The Sun to make major life and relationship announcements to?
Good luck to the happy couple! I hope they enjoy a lifetime of divorcehood. Together, natch....
Just on her head, though. And her pubes, but that's not what this story is about.
As women, when we split up with our significant other, our initial thought is to change our hair. I don't know why. It's actually my gut reaction to any major event in my life that leaves me feeling out of control. I decide I need a new me to handle it. And that new me needs to have a different hairstyle. Britney took it a step or eight (razor blades) too far, but I suppose that if the craziest thing Lindsay doe...