Because he is going to be highly upset by the number of sighs, groans, and generally "drool-y" noises coming outta me during the film.
Most of what I've seen of Brit's newest tour (fake full-length ink sleeve tees included) have indicated that she is back in the winner's circle . And what do winners do?
They go to Disney World!!
I'm sure those smug bastards over at Disney wrote her off for good after the head shaving incident, but she has the cojones to go back to the land of her birth add force those oversized mice to take a picture with her. I bet she has a list, just like Earl, but in reverse, and if you talked ish abo...
I think I'm supposed to be behaving myself with the nip pics around here. So here is a totally suitable for work and mainstream advertising picture of Pamela Anderson walking the runway at the Vivienne Westwood show in Paris and realizing that she just had a total Tara Reid red carpet moment.
Uh, after the jump, there are the pictures that you really don't want to see. NSFW
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Coolio, remember him? Other than appearing on celebrity reality television shows, what's this dude been up to? Drugs, apparently.
Artis Leon Ivey, or you know-Coolio, was headed to Tulsa, Oklahoma today to play at the Flytrap Music Hall. Yeah, he still gets singing gigs and the Flytrap Music Hall sounds like one fancy establishment. As an aside, I just went to their website and they have no pictures of the place and no indication that his $20 a ticket concert for tonight has been ...
I know Beet was being optimistic, but as expected, Charles Barkley is getting the same treatment reserved for celebrities.
Barkley is set to serve his time for his oral-driven DUI. He was originally sentenced to ten days, which was cut to five. Now the brutal week-long sentence has been slashed to three days and begins tomorrow.
Does anyone want to place a wager that there will be a massive prison overcrowding and he'll have to serve a sentence of shorter duration than the average temper tantrum I witness around my house?...
Big, potato-bloat Oprah is having Michelle Obama as the cover girl of the April issue of Oprah magazine. And, predictably, Oprah is in the picture as well.
I thought for sure suck-up O would have her arms wrapped around the first lady like they are the oldest of friends who just came in from an afternoon of carbs and shopping. Instead, it just looks like she's praying for the photoshoot to be over so she can get back to the business of being giving out unsolicited advice and being her ge...
M.I.A. gave birth right after the Grammy Awards. You may remember her bouncing around looking like an overinflated soccer ball?
Well, the kid was so much safer when he was still womb-bound and unnamed. Because the kid's name has finally been released. The name of the son she had with fiance Benjamin Brewer... Are you ready? Are you drinking? You may want to start before you go any further.
Ickitt. Poor child....
I'm telling you right now that I love the bag and I need to know who makes it and how much it is. Does anyone know? I've been up and writing since four and I'm too lazy tired to Google. But I want it and have to figure out how many kids gallons of blood I have to sell to be able to afford it....
You don't want to screw around with pregnancy hormones. I don't know why Tila Tequila didn't know this, but I bet she does now.
The Enquirer reports that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at a post-Oscars bash when reality-tv star and skanky dress designer, Tila Tequila arrived. She was hugging Joel and hanging on him until Nicole dragged her fiance away. Later in the night, Tila circled around again, trying to reconnect with Madden. That's when Nicole went psycho. She put her fac...
The always non-essential Bobby Trendy, who has really done nothing except decorate Anna Nicole Smith's bedroom and wear body glitter, trolling the streets of LA yesterday. More pictures in the gallery to help you get inspired.
Is it wrong that I think his face looks a little like Katie Holmes'?
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