Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Britney, Bitch!


Most of what I’ve seen of Brit’s newest tour (fake full-length ink sleeve tees included) have indicated that she is back in the winner’s circle . And what do winners do?

They go to Disney World!!

I’m sure those smug bastards over at Disney wrote her off for good after the head shaving incident, but she has the cojones to go back to the land of her birth add force those oversized mice to take a picture with her.  I bet she has a list, just like Earl, but in reverse, and if you talked ish about her she’s going to pop up at your spot looking fabulicious and force your haggard ass into a photo just to prove her point.

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