Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Still Going Strong!

Apparently she hasn't chucked a cell phone at him yet, because Naomi Campbell was spotted in San Tropez with her new man, Brazilian businessman Marcus Elias. I keep wanting to call this guy Marcus Aurelius. I can't believe I even remember the name Marcus Aurelius. My ninth-grade history teacher deserves a medal (she also didn't believe in shaving her legs, and she wore tank-tops and dresses around fifteen-year-olds all year, and she deserves a medal for that, too). However, I cannot rememb...

Total Hotness

Tyson Beckford + Tatyana Ali = GORGEOUSNESS They were at the International Latino Film Festival's premiere of Hotel California looking awesome. I feel like Tatyana's dress was probably one of those things that looked way better in person than on camera. Because all I want to do right now is grab a pair of scissors and chop off the bottom half of that ribbon. And then there are some things I would like to do to Tyson Beckford. But I'd have to deal with the ribbon thing first, otherwise ...

Andy Dick Is Going to Live Sober … for Money

Eh, let's see how long this lasts. Andy Dick has reportedly signed on to be in Sober Living, a new reality show that I can only assume will be hosted by Dr. Drew. Sober living houses are where many recovering addicts choose to live after rehab -- it's kind of like a halfway house, where you have more freedom than in rehab but you're still not completely on your own. Dick will be paid for his appearance. Somehow I doubt he'll actually stay sober. You know what recently occurred to me? ...

Baby’s Day Out

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves took little Levi for a stroll in Malibu on Thursday. Dayum, check out Camila's dress! I mean, check out Camila's body in Camila's dress. That kid is like five seconds old and Camila's already back to looking awesome. I mean, she has a tiny bit of pudge still in her tummy, but, hell, I have that anyway, and all my babies are non-human and thus never lived in my tummy. And the photo agency says Matty's carrying gifts for Levi on his head. But whatever. ...

Miley Cyrus Is Obviously Not Okay with Selena Gomes Dating Nick Jonas

Here's the newly unearthed footage of Miley & Mandy making fun of Selena Gomes and Demi Lovato. In case you hadn't heard, Selena's getting hot and heavy with Miley's ex, Nick Jonas, and she's poised to be the Next Big Thing. Clearly Miley's a little bit jealous. And here's the audio of Miley being totally genuine when she says that she's "super sorry" if she offended either of the girls. Oooh, I'm so excited about this! Long-term, deep-seated resentments among these girls bodes sooo well for the future of gossip. /> Here's the newly unearthed footage of Miley & Mandy making fun of Selena Gomes and Demi Lovato. In case you hadn't heard, Selena's getting hot and heavy with Miley's ex, Nick Jonas, and she's poised to be the Next Big Thing. Clearly Miley's a little bit jealous. And here's the audio of Miley being totally genuine when she says that she's "super sorry" if she offended either of the girls. Oooh, I'm so excited about this! Long-term, deep-seated resentments among these girls bodes ...

Happy Birthday, Jennifer Lopez!!!

Jennifer and Skeletor went to see In the Heights on Broadway to celebrate Jen's 39th birthday. You guys, there is absolutely nothing going on today. And I still feel like ass. So I want to formally apologize for phoning it in most of the week. You guys deserve better, I've just been sick and/or super busy this week, because I had a friend visiting, and it sucks to be sick AND have a friend in town AND try to get your job done. While I have a kickass job that I absolutely love, it doesn't c...

The Return of Richard Simmons!

Here's the always amusing Richard Simmons, taking Capitol Hill by storm on Thursday. Simmons was at the Capitol to testify before the House Education and Labor Committee about expanding physical education in public schools to combat childhood obesity. I went to a BBQ in a suburb a little bit north of Seattle earlier in the week, and the family had a badminton net in their backyard. I was like "Oh my God! Give me a shuttlecock!" I hadn't played badminton since high school P.E., but I LOVED it ...

Justin Long Drops Out of Drew Barrymore’s Movie

Justin Long was supposed to make an appearance in Whip It!, Drew Barrymore's directorial debut, but he's apparently dropped out of the flick since the couple split. "He couldn't stand working with her and not being with her," says a source. "He's too upset. She dumped him. She was hot and cold. One minute she was in love with him and the next she wanted to break up with him. He is so distraught over the split that he dropped out of the movie." A rep for the production company would not confirm that Justin was ever on board, saying that "it's bordering on his personal life." Something tells me there's more to this story ......

Shanna Moakler’s Talking Smack About Kim Kardashian, And I Love It

I kind of love Shanna Moakler. She's just no-holds-barred trashy. Girlfriend says what's on her mind, no matter who's listening. I guess she doesn't have much left to lose at this point. Anyway, Shanna and Kim Kardashian got into a little fight at one of Carmen Electra's parties last weekend, and the kids over at TheDirty.com sat down to chat with Shanna about it. Here's one of Shanna's choice quotes: I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but mu...