Evil T and I are not especially skilled in the fine art of film review, and Spiteful Lars prefers his pornography to involve Kevin Federline, so we left it up to those lovable pervs over at Fleshbot to review Dustin Diamond's feces-riffic opus, and here's what they had to say:That Diamond, whose financial woes drove him first to radio stations selling anti-foreclosure t-shirts, now peddles a sex tape through "1 Night in Paris" purveyors Red Light District, comes across as painfully self-conscious shou...
Check out Kimmel's mucho funny Federline-drowning monologue at last night's AMAs.
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Britney Spears and K-Fed briefly reunite to jointly issue one last depressing statement: they did not make a sex tape. [Agent Bedhead]
Britney Spears and K-Fed briefly reunite to jointly issue one last depressing statement: they did not make a sex tape. [Agent Bedhead]Somehow -- somehow -- Wesley Snipes has managed to compare his tax evasion indictment to rape and accuse the federal government of racism in a single well-advised statement sent via email to a columnist for the Orlando Sentinel. [E! Online]I still haven't figured out who this Katie "Jordan" Price person is, but she's selling her implants on eBay. [Hollyscoop]Will Smith homeschools his kids, because he knows everything. [Junkiness]Kristin Cavallari ha...
Before the T signs off for the night from the East Coast. Here are some links...
Before the T signs off for the night from the East Coast. Here are some links...Enjoy vintage Mario Lopez via our friends at [College Humor]Another athelete decides that he is going to "persue after other opportunities," which will probobly result in a failed acting career/DUI arrest [A Socialite's Life]Young boys are hot for Jessica Alba to be their substitute teacher. [Hollywood Tuna]I kick myself that I didn't guy Google stock back in the day. [Brietbart]What should you watch tonight on TV? The...
Check out the footage. Says Rosie: "If that was a straight man, if that was a cute man, if that was a guy that she didn't question his sexuality, she would have said a different thing. To me that's a homophobic remark." (This is based on Ripa telling Aiken that she didn't know where his hands had been -- after he suddenly put his hand on her mouth). See, I agree with Rosie about the cute man part -- Brad Pitt can put his hands inside my mouth, or really wherever he wants, no need to ask permission -- but anyone else -- gay, straight or Clay Aiken -- is going to take some heat from me if they stick their hand on my mouth. Ripa phones in to say just that.
Check out the footage. Says Rosie: "If that was a straight man, if that was a cute man, if that was a guy that she didn't question his sexuality, she would have said a different thing. To me that's a homophobic remark." (This is based on Ripa telling Aiken that she didn't know where his hands had been -- after he suddenly put his hand on her mouth). See, I agree with Rosie about the cute man part -- Brad Pitt can put his hands inside my mouth, or really wherever he wants, no need to ask permission...
Via CNN this afternoon, "Jackie Chan has launched a cosmetics line, his Web site said Monday, adding to the action star's diverse range of businesses that include fitness clubs, restaurants, a clothing label and cookies."I understand the fitness clubs and I could get used to some hot Jackie Chan active wear but...cosmetics? How is Jackie Chan really in a position to sell womens cosmetics?Evidently, "Chan's skin care products, packaged with recycled materials, use natural ingredients that don't po...
I have to say I loved Jay-Z a few years back. Before Beyonce, when he was sampling musicals I thought he was at least a litte bit of what the kids call "dope."Sadly he's now very annoying. You can't shake a stick without hearing him talk about coming out of retirement. If you're going to retire when you're in your twenties you better damn well wait a decade to "come back." And why the hell would a rapper even bother retiring anyway? Just stop putting out albums man, we'll get it. It's not lik...
LiLo released the following statement yesterday:I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..Robert altman made ...
TMZ reports that the remake of Revenge of the Nerds shut down production just weeks after filming began, after they lost their location at Emory University, where they'd planned to shoot a third of the movie. It is thought that Emory pulled out of the project because of its "raunchy" nature (um...did anyone at Emory think to watch the original?) .This is sad because I loved the original of this movie and was kind of excited to see a remake. It is wonderful, however, because it means one less publicity opportunity for Kristin Cavallari, who'd recently begu...
Nicky Hilton is being forced to take a break from planning the launch of her be-penised line of boutique hotels, Nicky O, as she's suing Eneliko Smith, a man she'd hired to help her develop the hotel. Nicky says Smith "held himself out as an experienced operator and marketer of boutique hotels." Well, Smith is clearly far more experienced in matters of business than the wee Hilton, as he had the foresight to file a patent application for the name.Nicky is pissed -- she's asking for damages, and she...
From Gatecrasher:Which prime-time cutie could use some medical advice from her co-stars? At a recent appearance, the gossip was all about how her fingers are discolored from bulimia.So this pretty much has to be Ellen Pompeo. I guess Sarah Chalke from Scrubs is another possibility, but I don't think it's her (newBecky knows better than that). Or someone on ER? Are there still people on ER? Are there still people who watch ER? Every time I see a preview for that show it catches me by surprise, shakes ...
Every few weeks The Beet will get an email from someone upset at something that we have written. We secretly love these emails because we know that we are hitting a nerve. For the famous, and want to be famous, really any publicity is good publicity. Don't believe me? Paris Hilton is the best example. Linsday Lohan secretly owes the paparazzi for her career. Getting your name out there is the name of the game.The President of Kazaskstan thankfully has realized this idea that any publicity is good publi...