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Nick Jonas smokes weed ‘cos he’s super cool [Socialite Life]

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden got caught on the Kiss Cam [Lainey Gossip]

Well, let’s have a look at Kate Hudson‘s butt [Celebslam]

Joanna Krupa is bringing you some ocean cameltoe [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jessica Alba is very much in shape, thank you [Popoholic]

Why am I surprised that Selena Gomez is a smoker? [Moe Jackson]

Naomi Campbell is still flawless after all these years [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lena Dunham knows she’s pretty irritating, thank God [I'm Not Obsessed]

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend made out for GQ [The Blemish]

North West is learning how to use the potty [Celebitchy]

Here’s the trailer for Tina Fey‘s new Netflix show [PopBytes]

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara have planned their wedding! [Romance Beat]

Snoop Dogg really wants you to be a meme [theBERRY]

Let’s rank the Kardashian family pets, shall we? [The Frisky]

I have to admit, I’m a little concerned by Kris Jenner‘s pants [ICYDK]

The trailer for Netflix’s ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ series is here [Socialite Life]

This is Sara Malakul‘s new photo shoot, if you’re into her [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Joaquin Phoenix cleans up quite nicely, don’t you think? [Lainey Gossip]

Kendall Jenner is showing some high fashion nipple [Celebslam]

Uh oh! Louise Redknapp lost her bathing suit in the surf [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Nicole Scherzinger is absolutely flawless, so let’s applaud that [Popoholic]

Natalie Portman showed her face at the Dior show in Paris [Moe Jackson]

This is why Gabrielle Union got a pre-nup with Dwayne Wade [I'm Not Obsessed]

Zach Galifianakis looks different these days… [The Blemish]

Why isn’t Drew Barrymore getting many acting roles these days? [Celebitchy]

Here’s what you’re thinking when you see your ex [Romance Beat]

These are some things Taylor Swift has probably Googled [theBERRY]

What the hell is wrong with the Duggar family? [The Frisky]

Once and for all, Big Sean did not steal Naya Rivera‘s watches [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan and her DUIs are selling you car insurance

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Unsurprisingly, Lindsay Lohan‘s commercial for car insurance company Esurance is in fucking TERRIBLE taste. Lest we forget, LiLo has a history of DUI arrests and hardcore drug and alcohol issues, and most people would think that those are very serious things that you don’t joke about. Not her! In fact, wouldn’t knowing that Lindsay Lohan is out there on the roads driving drunk make you want to get the best car insurance there is? That seems to be the premise of her upcoming Super Bowl commercial, according to a teaser she posted on Facebook last night.

Yikes. Well, that’s… something else. Sorry, but I don’t find that amusing in the least – it’s not even like she’s got a good sense of humour and is making fun of herself. She’s just completely clueless about the seriousness of her actions, as per usual. And Esurance is co-signing that bullshit! Ugh, whatever.

In related news, you know how we thought Lindsay might have to go back to jail since she never finished the community service that was part of her probation? Don’t worry – she’s JUST getting it done, just in time for her court appointment today.

From TMZ:

As we reported … Lindsay waited until the last minute to get it done, and she put in her time at a breakneck pace beginning late last week.

There’s one thing that’s unclear … whether she completed her hours on Tuesday or whether she has a few left that she’ll do Wednesday before the court hearing. Since London is 8 hours ahead of L.A. she has the full day to finish if she hasn’t already.

We’re told CSV is prepared to send a letter of completion before her court hearing Wednesday morning. Lindsay was supposed to complete her hours November 6, but she had only performed 102 hours of the 240.  Lindsay will not be in court. Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, will hand the sacred doc to the judge.

I mean, I’ve never thought about this before, but how is Lindsay even allowed to leave LA County while on probation, let alone leave the country and be living in London? Also, how is it that when it’s a PROBATION HEARING, she doesn’t have to show up to court? The judicial system is an absolute joke.

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Jake Gyllenhaal will never be your hero, baby [Lainey Gossip]

We haven’t really caught up with Jude Law in a while… [Socialite Life]

Well hello there again, Miley Cyrus‘ butt – nice to see you [Popoholic]

This is how Lauren Pope does pasties – enjoy! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Damn! Kesha is looking amazingly gorgeous these days [Moe Jackson]

Good to see Gwyneth Paltrow is embracing the side boob [Celebslam]

Get ready – here’s your new ‘Supergirl’! [The Blemish]

Shay Mitchell is doing bikini videos now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Rider Strong is a dad now, if you care! [The Frisky]

Aw, ain’t that cute – Adele and Lady Gaga are friends! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Julianne Moore got “iced out” by Madonna [Too Fab]

Do you believe Tom Brady about DeflateGate? [Celebitchy]

Disney characters come to life as real celebs [theBERRY]

Benedict Cumberbatch is back in his Sherlock pants [Celebuzz]

What if men acted in real life the way they do on dating apps? [Romance Beat]

Robin Thicke is dragging Paula Patton into his ‘Blurred Lines’ lawsuit [ICYDK]

Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow and Paul Bettany have secrets to reveal [Socialite Life]

Why does Charlize Theron look like she wants to hit someone? [Lainey Gossip]

Does Kristen Stewart do anything besides buy coffee these days? [Popoholic]

Demi Lovato needs to be careful around pervert photographers [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Newsflash: Jennifer Connelly is still absolutely stunning [Moe Jackson]

Did the world honestly need a Hilary Swank nude photo shoot? [Celebslam]

Kim Kardashian knows how to sell her new book [The Blemish]

Kendall Jenner is really pushing that Estee Lauder shit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lea Michele totally barfed while singing ‘Let It Go’ [The Frisky]

Paula Abdul and Jason Derulo are headed to ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Aniston has deep thoughts on weed [Too Fab]

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock killed a mountain lion together [Celebitchy]

Would you really want to look like Kristin Cavallari? [Celebuzz]

This is the cast of ‘Grease’ then and now [theBERRY]

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Chris Hemsworth doesn’t care for fake Hollywood shit [Socialite Life]

Can’t argue with a little Sofia Vergara in Spandex, can you? [Celebslam]

Paula Patton is a lot happier since ditching Robin Thicke [Moe Jackson]

Christina Milian took her nipples to the streets [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Gwyneth Paltrow spent the weekend in a bikini on the beach [Lainey Gossip]

Look, it’s Ashley Greene being sexy while pumping gas! [Popoholic]

John Travolta explains his late night gym cruising [The Blemish]

Sarah Stephens looks hot in her new Agent Provocateur lingerie ad [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Fergie is opening up about her marriage to Josh Duhamel [I'm Not Obsessed]

Sigh! I’m really going to miss ‘Parks & Recreation’ [theBERRY]

Let’s enjoy Cara Delevingne doing some topless sunbathing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Lena Dunham & Taylor Swift have a weird ass friendship [The Frisky]

Sarah Palin tried to talk about ‘American Sniper’ and it didn’t go well [Celebitchy]

Mario Lopez is going to marshal the Miami Gay Pride parade [Romance Beat]

Oooh, I really like Brooklyn Decker‘s new haircut [Too Fab]

FKA Twigs released the video for ‘Pendulum’ and it’s great [PopBytes]

Kanye West read a poem as a child and you should watch it [Celebuzz]

Jennifer Lopez is doing the whole sexy thing for ‘Complex’ [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Chad Michael Murray is married and going to be a dad [ICYDK]

Paris Hilton might be dating an 18-year-old model [Socialite Life]

Amber Rose is fighting your bikini hate with another bikini [Celebslam]

Blacc Chyna forgot to wear a bra with her see-through top [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Can someone tell Gwen Stefani it’s time to change up her fashion? [Moe Jackson]

Kristen Stewart wants a bit of that Marvel money, please [Lainey Gossip]

Dakota Johnson is going to be a very big star, right? [Popoholic]

Some girl got eaten out on stage at a Dead Kennedys concert [The Blemish]

Blind item time! Stars love selling each other out for cash [I'm Not Obsessed]

Rachel from Friends had some weird ass clothes [theBERRY]

Mike Huckabee thinks Beyonce will turn kids into strippers [The Frisky]

Antonio Banderas will always love Melanie Griffith [Celebitchy]

Would you wear a black wedding dress? [Romance Beat]

Audrina Patridge is in a bikini, so there’s that [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lana Del Rey wants to take you on a honeymoon [PopBytes]

David Beckham is stripping down from H&M again [Too Fab]

Don’t worry, Kris Jenner is here to help Kylie‘s career [Celebuzz]

This is what Elizabeth Hurley wore to Fashion Week [ICYDK]

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Chris Pratt is an absolute angel on earth, isn’t he? [Socialite Life]

Why can’t we give Julianne Moore all the awards ever? [Lainey Gossip]

Kristen Stewart is channeling her inner Edward Furlong these days [Moe Jackson]

What’s going on with Elizabeth Hurley lately? [Celebslam]

We’re getting a peak at Nina Agdal‘s underwear again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Angelina Jolie looks stunning, as always, on the red carpet [Popoholic]

Tom Hardy has officially dropped out of ‘Suicide Squad’ [The Blemish]

Vincent Gallo will have sex with you for $50,000 [The Frisky]

Here’s an Ariana Grande crotch shot, if that’s your thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Oh look at that, Tiffani Thiessen is pregnant with baby #2 [I'm Not Obsessed]

Usher‘s kids will be in his wedding, after all [ICYDK]

Kate Middleton wore a dress that only costs $75 [Celebitchy]

Celebrities look really amazing (and different!) without makeup [theBERRY]

Lena Dunham likes to snuggle in Taylor Swift’s boobs [Celebuzz]

Jack Nicholson wants one more romance – just one more! [Romance Beat]

Who’s excited for the new Adam Lambert album? Anyone? [Socialite Life]

How long will Johnny Depp and Amber Heard last? [Lainey Gossip]

Lara Stone looks great in the new issue of Vogue [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Amal Clooney  might be getting plastic surgery [Moe Jackson]

John Travolta befriends a man at the gym at 3am [Celebslam]

This is the most clothes I’ve seen Miley Cyrus wear in months [Popoholic]

Sharon Stone always brings her boobs out to play [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Taylor Swift helped to pay off a fan’s student loan [The Blemish]

Bethenny Frankel is making pot that won’t give you munchies [The Frisky]

Jennifer Aniston knows how to rock a pantsuit [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Lawrence is NOT curvy, says a plus size model [Celebitchy]

Here’s the ‘Friends’ theme without the music – creepy! [theBERRY]

Is Selena Gomez dating Zedd now? [Celebuzz]

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Thank God Scott Disick‘s Instagram account exists, right? [Socialite Life]

In case you forgot, Cindy Crawford has a doppelganger [Celebslam]

What the hell has happened to Jennette McCurdy lately? [Moe Jackson]

Jennifer Lopez had the best golden globes there are – giggidy? [Popoholic]

If you ever wanted to see Lena Dunham topless, here’s your chance [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Matt Kemp is about to be somebody’s father [ICYDK]

Oh great, Kim Kardashian is talking about her fertility problems on TV [I'm Not Obsessed]

Miley Cyrus stripped down to look at a rainbow [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Liam Neeson does prank calls in his ‘Taken’ voice [The Blemish]

There are some pretty amazing musicians going on tour this year [theBERRY]

People are kind of upset about TLC’s ‘My Husband’s Not Gay’ show [Romance Beat]

The Amy Poehler and Tina Fey bit on Bill Cosby at the Golden Globes was so good [The Frisky]

Brangelina actually had an LA wedding before their French one [Celebitchy]

Nothing like a little Rose McGowan in a see-through dress to start your week [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Matthew McConaughey has officially become a mountain man [Socialite Life]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are very artist and deep [Moe Jackson]

Apparently Miley Cyrus thinks she’s Elvis now [Popoholic]

Kate Winslet wore a bathing suit, remained beautiful [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Chris Hemsworth thinks his hotness is on the decline [ICYDK]

Jennifer Garner eats pizza! Stars: they’re just like us! [I'm Not Obsessed]

You can’t blame Tobey Maguire for checking out a woman’s ass [The Blemish]

Heidi Klum will spend all her vacations topless, thank you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Jenna Marbles reveals Kylie Jenner‘s lip secrets! [theBERRY]

Joaquin Phoenix lied about his engagement on Letterman [Romance Beat]

Sia did a video with Shia LaBeouf and it’s as weird as you’d expect [The Frisky]

Let’s all pay more attention to Tom Hiddleston [Celebitchy]

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My queen, Emily Blunt, will not sugar coat your life [The Frisky]

Marisa Miller is back and she doesn’t have a top on [Celebslam]

It seems will.i.am can’t stop looking at Rita Ora‘s chest [Moe Jackson]

Josh Duhamel learned how to ride a bike – safety first! [Socialite Life]

Gotta love a bit of Jennifer Lawrence at LAX [Popoholic]

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley braless in a see-through dress [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Bradley Cooper might get an Oscar this time around [Lainey Gossip]

Is it possible someone wants to marry Lena Dunham? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Aniston might be lying about when she got with Justin Theroux [Celebitchy]

LeAnn Rimes will never stop wearing bikinis and you can’t make her [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Contestants on ‘The Price is Right’ don’t know how much an iPhone costs [The Blemish]

Here are a bunch of celebrities with their stunt doubles – hilarious! [theBERRY]

It’s the return of the Fashion Police… without Joan Rivers [PopBytes]

Alison Pill is engaged and she’s got a big ring to show for it! [ICYDK]

Oh dear, Bai Ling lost her dress again and her boobs fell out [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is how women get over bad break-ups these days [Romance Beat]

It’s 2015 and Rihanna and her bikini are ready to party [Celebslam]

So… how much is Bill Maher paying his new girlfriend? [Moe Jackson]

Jeremy Renner cuddles up to his adorable daughter [Socialite Life]

Let’s all enjoy Eva Longoria‘s workout gear, shall we? [Popoholic]

Dakota Johnson got a serious case of cameltoe [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

What does Sienna Miller have to say for herself these days? [Lainey Gossip]

Teresa Giudice is headed to prison, but she has something to say, first [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kim Kardashian claims she “bought” Kendall Jenner a career [Celebitchy]

Sylvester Stallone won’t let ‘Rambo’ die [The Blemish]

Brad Pitt did some crazy shit for ‘Fight Club’ [theBERRY]

Joanna Krupa partied with her nips out, as you do [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Surprisingly, Adam Sandler is the most overpaid actor in Hollywood [PopBytes]

Keshia Knight Pullam got fired from ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ for not calling Bill Cosby [The Frisky]

There were a lot of celebrity babies in 2014! [Romance Beat]

Prince Jackson and Justin Bieber are friends – God help us [ICYDK]

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski in some pretty pink lingerie [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]