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Tom Cruise Was Sent to Earth to Battle Aliens I Think

From the New York Post: Cruise, meanwhile, was more enmeshed than ever. He was tasked with mentoring a young member, a 16-year-old named Marc Headley, which involved Cruise tutoring him to command an ashtray to balance on its side. The point of such an exercise? “You learn,” said Headley, “that if you don’t do what they say, they’ll...

TOM CRUISE’S FACE IS TWEAKED THE F-CK OUT

This is Tom at the London premiere of ‘Jack Reacher’, and I don’t have a whole lot more for you guys about this because really, there are no words. … Except maybe “motherf-cker.” Because “motherf-cker” is a word I use a lot (in my head, or in forceful whispers, where no one can hear me) when...

Scientology Is Getting Mad at Tom Cruise

Not the Church itself. No, the Church of Scientology just loves Tom Cruise. It’s the other, boring old non-famous, non-rich, non-telepathic Scientologists who are getting mad at Tom Cruise. From Radar: Some people have marveled at how little Tom Cruise has seen beloved daughter, Suri, since he split from Katie Holmes...