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Sharon Osbourne Is Sorry For Telling ‘The View’ to Fuck Off

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What I love about Sharon Osbourne is that she is reckless with her mouth. She will say whatever the hell she wants about whomever the hell she wants and if you don’t like it, too damn bad. That’s why it wasn’t at all surprising when she told the ladies of The View to go fuck themselves while appearing on The Arsenio Hall Show earlier this week. I mean, first of all, who could really blame her? The View sucks. The Talk isn’t much better, but whatever.

On Thursday’s episode of The Talk, Sharon made a half-assed apology for bad-mouthing her own show, until the other women pointed out that she’d mixed up the show names, to which she replied:

“I have to own this I’m fully responsible for myself, some of the time. Unfortunately I was inappropriate and I was trying to be funny at someone else’s expense.”

“See I’m not well, I’m not responsible. I’m not. I’m really just a loose cannon. Anyway I want to apologize to Jenny, Sherri and Whoopi, who are all accomplished self-made women who have amazing careers.

“They have achieved so much. I mean Whoopi is an Oscar winner. Who am I to say anything about Whoopi? Any of the ladies – I respect Jenny as a mother, as a woman, as an artist. Sherri too. I can’t even get the name of my own show right so please, understand it was my irreverent behavior. No disrespect was meant and I’m not a person that is mean. I’m really not and I apologize.”

Ha! I mean, she’s too right that Whoopi is kind of in another league, but you know right well Sharon didn’t mean a single world of that. My guess is that the producers of The Talk told her to apologize, pronto, and that’s where we are with that.

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Sharon Osbourne Has Some Words For the Ladies of ‘The View’

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Sharon Osbourne is part of the panel for The Talk, a CBS mid-morning, stay-at-home mom-geared chat show that’s like The View but without the obnoxious Republicanism and closeted lesbianism (looking at you, Whoopi). However, Sharon Osbourne thinks The Talk is in a whole other league, and she really hates the show’s ABC counterpart and isn’t shy about saying it.

Here’s how it went down on The Arsenio Hall Show (via US Weekly):

“What’s the difference between The Talk and The View?” host Hall, 57, asked the women. “We do not discuss politics. We do not debate,” Julie Chen said. “I always say The View has changed over the years as the players have changed.” But before the Big Brother host could continue, the audience began to laugh as Osbourne, 61, was seen rolling her eyes and throwing her red plastic cup in the air after taking a big swig of something to drink.

“Cut to the chase! Stop being polite. Cut to the f–king chase!” Jack and Kelly Osbourne’s mom interrupted. “This is the situation. The situation is Barbara [Walters] — idolize her. Divine. She’s superhuman. I love Barbara Walters. The rest can go f–k themselves.”

HAHA! I mean, listen – The View sucks. It always has and it always will. However, The Talk isn’t any better. The panelists might be less obnoxious, but it’s still boring as shit. However, you gotta love Mrs O for her honesty. She so doesn’t give a shit.

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Sharon Osbourne Calls Lady GaGa’s “Anti-Bullying Counseling” a Publicity Stunt

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Sharon Osbourne pulls no punches and says exactly whatever comes to her mind, and considering Lady GaGa and her own daughter, Kelly, have had some serious issues in the past, it’s not at all surprising that she’s got an issue with GaGa’s whole “anti-bullying” thing. If you remember right, during her last tour, GaGa planned to have mobile counseling vans available for all of her Little Monsters. It all seemed like a great idea… but Sharon thinks it was bullshit and “just a publicity stunt”, as she described it in her upcoming book Unbreakable.

From The Sun (via DS):

“By not repudiating her fans’ bullying, she was condoning it. That’s why I called her a hypocrite.

“I was so disappointed because I had always been a huge fan. I have been to three of her shows and she’s undeniably a very talented woman.

“But you can’t bang on about being anti-bullying and then refuse to tell your fans to stop haranguing other young women with nasty threats.”

True, true. I mean, she was forced to speak up on the Perez Hilton thing, but that certainly wasn’t because she’s anti-bullying. Her fans are some of the most insufferable assholes out there, and she doesn’t REALLY care about how they act, just cares that they’re around to cheat the charts for her and continue putting money in her pocket. Oh yeah, and the “applause”. She lives for that shit. (Insert eyeroll here.)

I don’t really care about Kelly Osbourne and I’m not siding with her in the little spat with GaGa because I never really got what was happening there, but Sharon is raw and I love her.

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Sharon Osbourne Is Going To Retire

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Sharon Osbourne is currently appearing on The X Factor UK, but once this season finishes, it’s all over for her as she wants to retire, “put her feet up” and spend more time being a grandmother to Jack‘s daughter, Pearl. Fair enough! She’s 60, she’s had a long career and now it’s time to chill a bit, right? She’ll probably have a fair few bacon fires to put out, as well.

From The Sunday People:

The mum of three – a hit again on the X Factor after returning to the judging panel following a five-year break – is buying a new home with hubby of 31 years Ozzy who finishes his goodbye tour with Black Sabbath in December.

The pair are describing it as their retirement home where they can enjoy their family and £115million fortune.

A source close to Sharon revealed to the Sunday People : “She is ready to retire, give up the showbiz world and lead a quiet life.

“She is relishing the idea that she will be able to spend all the time in the world with her little granddaughter Pearl.Sharon was devastated about the loss of Jack and Lisa’s baby.

“She and Ozzy have had a tough year and realise how working in different countries has put a strain on their marriage.”

Fair enough! I can’t wait to retire, though knowing me, I’ll get bored and get a “side job”… unless I’m rich. Then I’m sure I could find plenty to occupy my time.

So, Sharon Osbourne and Jay Leno Had a Fling Back in the Day…

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Before she was Mrs. O and Ozzy’s personal bacon fire putter-outer, Sharon Osbourne had a bizarre two-month fling with Jay Leno, apparently. Yes, that’s dating back more than 35 years ago, which makes it less uh… exciting? or at least less gross. She talked about their relationship on The Talk because I guess there was nothing else worthwhile going on.

Here’s how it went down – erm… so to speak – via DS:

Speaking on her US show The Talk, she revealed how she “wasn’t very dateable” after moving to America.

Joking about his famous large chin, she said: “There’s a reason God gives people those chins – and I found out why.”

Explaining how they met, she said: “I’d just arrived in America. I didn’t know many people. I had met my husband but we were just friends.

“My friend worked at this place and she said, ‘You have to come down because it’s full of men’. I came down and it’s full of men performing. And this one person, I think, ‘Oh, he’s very nice, very funny’.

“So my friend goes, ‘I’ve got his number’. So we prank called him and he liked my voice. Then I kept calling. One thing led to another and he actually came round to my house and met me. And then we had a little fling. The fling was more fling for me and not fling enough for him, because a couple of months into it he brought around the real love of his life for me to meet. And she was lovely. They were so kind to me and continued a friendship over the years.”

When asked by the panel if she ever had sex with Leno, she said: “It was so long ago, I can’t remember.”However, when pushed for an answer, she added: “Yes, yes.”

Okay, if you’re finished throwing up in your mouth now from that whole chin comment, I apologise for putting you through that. If you’ll never get that horrible, disgusting image out of your head, I apologise even more. This whole thing… just… no comment.

Ozzy Osbourne Set His House On Fire With Bacon

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Listen, I feel Ozzy Osbourne on this one – sometimes you just need some bacon. Shit is delicious – the uncured, thick-cut stuff, that is. Oh, and the back bacon that you can only seem to get in the UK. Ugh, now I want bacon. In any case, it’s likely a reverie just like mine that led Ozzy to his Los Angeles kitchen to fry up some of the good shit (not THAT good shit – he’s clean now!). Unfortunately, he, uh… set the place on fire.

From WENN:

Los Angeles firefighters were called out to Ozzy Osbourne’s home again on Tuesday night after the rocker sparked a blaze while making himself a late-night snack.
The Black Sabbath frontman was injured during a fire that broke out at the California home he shares with wife Sharon Osbourne back in January and there was another drama there overnight.

There were no other details about the latest fire drama or the damage caused at press time.

January’s early morning blaze, which was caused by a candle, left Ozzy with singed hair, no eyebrows and minor burns to his face.

Damn, two fires in a year. Someone needs to supervise this guy, seriously! Also, minor suggestion – has he ever thought of getting a George Foreman grill? No bacon grease spray all over the place AND you can drain off some of the fat – almost 42% of it, from what the box says (I just bought a new one, okay?).

In all seriousness, glad he’s okay. Here’s how Sharon broke the news on Twitter:

Sharon Osbourne Calls Bullshit On Justin Bieber’s Tough Guy Act

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s a mini thug, but anyone with any common sense knows that this is bullshit. Thankfully, Sharon Osbourne actually had the balls to come out and say that publicly… which, of course she did. Sharon doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks, least of all some temperamental teenager who thinks it’s cool to piss in buckets and spit in people’s faces.

From The Daily Beast:

I feel really bad for him. There’s this little kid with a huge dream, he’s cute, girls love him, and he wants to be a mean boy, and he’s about as mean as a fuckin’ kitten, and he’s trying to act out. It’s like pissing in a bucket. It’s like, “Oh, we’re the bad boys!” Fuck off! You don’t know what bad is. And I think that he’s lost, I really do. I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge problem. And, at the point he’s at in his career, it’s so dangerous because we’ve seen it all before a million times. Where do you go when you’re a child entertainer and then you want to transition to be a man? Very few make it.

I don’t feel bad for Justin at all, just for the record. I think he’s an entitled fucking prick whose mother should have told him more often that he’s NOT a special snowflake and needs to learn how to respect other people, their property, etc. However, I agree he has no idea what “bad” is. He has people around him who humour him because he pays them to do so, and that’s the end of it.