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Robin Thicke Is “Embarrassed” By His Attempts To Get Paula Patton Back

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I suppose it should be comforting to know that Robin Thicke has retained enough human emotion and common sense to be embarrassed by his own behaviour. You see, he’s living it up now with his 20-year-old girlfriend, giving their dogs weed and basically being real winners. But there was a time when he wasn’t so much of a winner, because he was writing creepy songs and performing them at awards shows to get his ex-wife, Paula Patton, to take his cheating ass back just last year. And that was not cool.

From ET Online:

“I came home, and my best friend of 20 years, Craig Crawford, said, ‘I saw your BET performance,’” he recalls. “And I said: ‘Oh yeah! What did you think?’ You know — excited. And he goes: ‘I gotta be honest with you, buddy. You’re kind of playing yourself. You look like a sucker.’ And it hit me that I’d lost my perspective.”

“What I thought was romantic was just embarrassing,” he further explains. “And he said, ‘You should just go away for a while.’ So I shut everything down. I took some time off to be with my son, and to be with my family and close friends. And the more time I took off, the more everything became clear.”

“Look, my songwriting has always been autobiographical, and always will be,” he defends himself. “The Paula album was no different. I was struggling through my toughest time, and I decided to share it. … In hindsight, the only thing I would have done differently was, I wouldn’t have promoted it or sold it. I would have given it away. That would have kept the purity of the message intact.”

LOL, Robin Thicke fucking sucks. He’d better hope the royalties keep pouring in from “Blurred Lines”, because he’s finished, and I couldn’t be happier.

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Robin Thicke & His 20-Year-Old Girlfriend Are Feeding Their Dog Marijuana

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Here’s something you may already know but warrants saying again: Robin Thicke is a major dickhead! Since finalizing his divorce a few months ago with ex-wife Paula Patton (though he certainly didn’t even wait until their relationship was over, to be honest), he’s shacked up with a 20-year-old girlfriend named April – and just for reference here, he’s 38 – and together they’ve been living it up, having sex, smoking weed and oh yeah, poisoning their dogs.

From TMZ:

April Love Geary gushed about Bincy last month when she and Robin plunked down $350 for the terrier mix.

But things went south quickly.  April says a day after they took the pooch home it somehow got into their stash and got sick.  Bincy went to the vet, but apparently she still had a taste for the green stuff.

Three days after returning home, Bincy was back at the animal doc, for the same problem.  This time April insisted it was more of a contact high, but when friends started ragging on her she tweeted, “IT’S NOT ME!!! Some falls on the ground or she sits by him smoking and just inhales it hahaha.”

Best we can see, Bincy’s back home.  Keep those Funyons away from her, Robin … they’re dangerous.

What the hell is wrong with people? If you’re rich and you want to be a loser burnout, fair enough (and yes, I’m aware not all pot smokers are burnouts, but I think the term applies to Robin & anyone he associates with), but don’t bring your pets into it. Sure, accidents happen, and if your dog gets into shit once, you learn from that and you feel bad and you MOVE YOUR STASH so your dogs don’t get ill again. The fact that the idiot girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious, as well, tells me just what kind of assholes they are. 

Can the RSPCA not interfere here? People like this don’t deserve to own dogs.

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Robin Thicke and Paula Patton finalize divorce

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Good news, everyone – Paula Patton is finally free. Less than a year after Robin Thicke finally hung up his hat on the “Get Her Back” tour of contrition, the terms of their divorce have been settled and in just a few weeks time, this long national nightmare will finally be over.

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have settled their divorce case … TMZ has learned.

Paula filed legal docs Tuesday declaring they have reached a property settlement as well as a custody arrangement for their 4-year-old son Julian.

The terms of the settlement are private. There’s an indication from the legal docs Paula is getting primary custody, but it’s not spelled out specifically. They’ve also agreed on the terms of spousal and child support.

The divorce does NOT become final until April 14, 6 months after Paula filed. At that point they will be officially single, but now it’s just a matter of time.

Not much to glean from this other than that the paperwork has been filed and it’s now a waiting game, but good for Paula for having enough backbone to kick this piece of shit to the curb. I imagine between alimony payments and copyright infringement charges, Robin might need to get a Saturday job. Maybe a paper route or something?


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Robin Thicke and Pharrell owe Marvin Gaye $7 million

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You may or may not remember this, but some months back, a lawsuit was brought against Robin Thicke and Pharrell by Marvin Gaye‘s estate, claiming that ‘Blurred Lines’ was a pretty blatant rip off of Marvin’s track ‘Got to Give It Up’. Robin was high the whole time and Pharrell was… Pharrell, so they sorta denied the whole thing. Unfortunately for them, a judge decided just this week that ‘Blurred  Lines’ also blurred the line between inspiration and copyright infringement and they need to pay up.

From TMZ:

Robin and the song’s producer Pharrell Williams are now on the hook for $7.3 million to Marvin’s family because the jury found they infringed on the Gaye copyright for his 1977 hit.

The jury ruled T.I. — who raps on ‘Blurred’ — was NOT responsible for the copyright infringement.

As we previously reported … Marvin Gaye’s kids first sued Thicke back in 2013 for allegedly ripping off the song. “Blurred Lines” was #1 on Billboard for 12 weeks that same year.

Let this be a lesson… of what, I’m not quite sure. Basically that you’ll have to pay back all the money you pretty much stole by blatantly ripping something off and thinking you were slick enough to get away with it, I suppose.

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Paula Patton finally filed for divorce from Robin Thicke

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Praise the Lord, y’all – it’s truly a day for even the non-religious among us to be thankful to a higher power, because Paula Patton has FINALLY filed for divorce from scumbag husband Robin Thicke. They’ve been separated since February, but Paula decided to stew and let Robin humiliate himself for a few months before finally filing the paperwork earlier this month.

From People:

There are no blurred lines about it: Paula Patton has officially filed for divorce from her husband Robin Thicke.

Patton – who married Thicke in 2005 – cited “irreconcilable differences” in papers filed in Los Angeles on Oct. 3 and is asking for joint custody of their son, Julian Fuego, 4.

Personally, I don’t think Robin is particularly fit to be around children on his own – especially with his recent behaviour – but I guess they can work that one out for themselves.

Selena Gomez, take note – even if it takes years, you can eventually love yourself (or at the very least, respect yourself) enough to get rid of the shitbags in your life.

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Robin Thicke was high while recording ‘Blurred Lines’ (and throughout 2013)

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Robin Thicke is one of the biggest losers out there. He treats women like shit, he pathetically stalked his soon-to-be ex-wife when she finally left him, he’s full of himself, he constantly lies about his accomplishments… you get the gist.

We’re here to talk about that last part, today. You see, the estate of Marvin Gaye is suing Robin and Pharrell, who produced the track, for ripping off Marvin’s 1977 hit, ‘Got to Give It Up’. In fact, some reports even say that Robin specifically asked Pharrell to write a track that was reminiscent of Marvin’s, though now Robin says that was a lie, as was pretty much everything else he said throughout 2013 because he was actually pretty high and drunk all year.

From Slate:

After objecting to a mash-up of the two songs (“Mozart would be rolling in his grave right now”), he backtracks on comments he previously made to GQ about asking Pharrell to write a song in the vein of “Got to Give It Up.” He now says he made the whole story up to fortify his wounded ego: “After making six albums that I wrote and produced myself, the biggest hit of my career was written and produced by somebody else and I was jealous and I wanted some of the credit.”

But the most striking revelation comes when Thicke tries to explain his role—or lack thereof—in the song’s creation:

Q: Were you present during the creation of “Blurred Lines”?
Thicke: I was present. Obviously, I sang it. I had to be there.
Q: When the rhythm track was being created, were you there with Pharrell?
Thicke: To be honest, that’s the only part where—I was high on Vicodin and alcohol when I showed up at the studio. So my recollection is when we made the song, I thought I wanted—I —I wanted to be more involved than I actually was by the time, nine months later, it became a huge hit and I wanted credit. So I started kind of convincing myself that I was a little more part of it than I was and I—because I didn’t want him—I wanted some credit for this big hit. But the reality is, is that Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.

He later says he continued to exaggerate his participation in the making of the song to “help sell records” and because he was not sober in a single interview that he gave in 2013. That doesn’t make him look very good, of course, but it also helps undercut the comments he’s made that seem to bolster the Gaye estate’s case.

LOL, okay, idiot. I mean, how sad and pathetic is this guy? He needs to go away for a long, long time. Also, he needs to be sued and forced to pay up for deliberately copying someone else’s song. I don’t for one second believe that he “made up” the story about asking for a song like Marvin Gaye’s. What would be the point of that lie? That’s not “taking credit” for anything – that’s admitting that you’re a shithead who has no originality and wants to copy off of something else that was actually good. Pharrell’s a dumbass, as well, and should have to pay up for going along with that nonsense.

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Robin Thicke is partying a little too hard, according to police

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Robin Thicke has finally given up on his marriage to Paula Patton after sticking his dick in one too many women for her liking. Now, in the aftermath of the realization of what a prick he is, he’s really learned his lesson and is getting his life together… NOT. He’s actually getting way too drunk and playing music so loudly that the police had to be called to his house.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the LAPD was called to Thicke’s home in the Hollywood Hills late Monday night, into Tuesday morning, after neighbors complained about loud music.

We’re told Thicke appeared to be drunk — no big deal since he was partying at home — but also had a “total disregard” for the cops. After agreeing to lower the volume, we’re told Robin cranked it up again once the officers walked away. So they wrote him up for loud music.

A source close to Robin tells us he actually apologized to police.

We’re told this was the 2nd night within the last week police went to Robin’s house for noise complaints. such ticket in the last week.

I suppose we’re all meant to feel bad for poor Robin, who’s obviously spiraling and out of control. What a poor, pitiful, sad little man. He’s all alone! His wife left him! Whatever will he do? Who knows, who cares? Not me. Instead of using this experience and getting his life together, I have a feeling he’ll instead use it to become even more of an asshole and set a super excellent example for his kid.

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