It seems like our longstanding national nightmare might finally be coming to a close, as Robin Thicke has apparently finally accepted the fact that his marriage to Paula Patton is dunzo and cannot be repaired. That’s right – no matter how many albums he releases with her name, no matter how many bouquets of flowers he tries to hawk in the name of love, she’s just not having it. THANK GOD.
Robin Thicke is waving the white flag … telling people in his camp his marriage to Paula Patton has collapsed.
Thicke certainly gave a strong sign the union is over by listing his L.A. home Monday. Paula has not lived in the house since their separation in February, after that grab-ass pic became public.
Sources connected with Robin tell TMZ … an attorney is already working on a financial settlement — separating assets.
Our sources say, however, neither side has hired a divorce lawyer.
Thicke is saying he will NOT be the one who files for divorce … she’ll have to do it. But he says he’s done begging and is moving on.
Aw, what’s the matter, Robin? Too much trouble? Find a woman still willing to put out cos she doesn’t really want a relationship, she just wants the D? Fuck this dude and God help any woman who actually decides to get involved with him in future.
July 24, 2014 at 5:07 am by Jennifer
How on earth a collaboration between Robin Thicke and 1-800-Flowers even became a glimmer in anyone’s brain is beyond me, but here we are. The World’s Creepiest (and Most Pathetic) Pop Star teamed up with the flower delivery service to make an official ‘Get Her Back’ bouquet – as well as a cheaper option, the ‘Forever Love’ bouquet – for those times when you stick your finger up the ass of a woman who’s not your wife/girlfriend and then decide you don’t want to break up.
You can buy your desperation in the form of 18 long-stem red roses in the “Forever Love” bouquet for $64.99 or $89.99, or the romantic “Get Her Back” bouquet with 100 red roses for $349.99.
Uh… how about no? Who is really going to think to themselves, “You know, nothing says love like Robin Thicke. My wife/girlfriend/partner will LOVE this themed vase of overpriced flowers!”??? Pretty sure no one is.
At least Robin’s holding true to his word – he really doesn’t know what he’s doing, does he?
July 11, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Robin Thicke has been trying his hardest to win back his estranged wife, Paula Patton, after cheating on her repeatedly for years on end. He didn’t mean anything by it, though! And now begging for her forgiveness onstage, crying in a music video and naming an album after her will hopefully allow it to all be swept under the rug. It doesn’t seem to be working, but that doesn’t mean he’s giving up… even if he doesn’t exactly know what he’s doing.
From Good Morning America (via US Weekly):
“I actually have no idea what I’m doing. I’m just kind of flying by the seat of my pants on this one,” he admitted on Wednesday, July 2, during an appearance on Good Morning America. “I just wanted to make something artistic out of a very difficult period. When you lose the love of your life, you don’t have much to hide anymore.”
“She’s the best person I ever met,” he added, “so I thought the least I could do would be to devote an album to her.”
Speaking of the track “Forever Love,” Thicke explained that he wanted to send a hopeful message about their future. “I didn’t want [the record] to be all depressing because I didn’t want her to listen to it and [be] sad only,” he told GMA, “so I wanted there to be moments where she had hope and positivity that…her and I can both still have a great life, no matter what happens and we’ll be great friends and great parents.” (The couple share son Julian, 4.)
Oh, Robin – she IS having a great life… it’s just without your sorry ass. She doesn’t need hope and positivity – she got that the day she got rid of you.
July 3, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Robin Thicke is a misogynist, a serial cheater and a total creep of epic proportions (he actually named his new album Paula… seriously), so it should be no surprise that a Q&A session he did on Twitter for VH1 this week went badly very, very quickly. He encouraged fans to use the tag #AskThicke in order to have a chance of being seen, but turns out the questions most people wanted to ask were about why he’s so fucking awful. Oops!
— Tooting Baby (@Tootingbaby) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke Once you've cracked 'hug me', any thoughts on what rhymes with 'misogynistic douchebag'?
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke don't you think this is an ironic hashtag considering you're not one for asking?
— Thomas Simpson (@Simmy41) July 1, 2014
Of course, Robin wasn’t bothered at all. When confronted with the hard questions, like, you know, why Robin didn’t just treat his wife well when he was with her rather than crying about it now, he basically told the asker to listen to his album. Uh…
— VH1 (@VH1) July 1, 2014
— VH1 (@VH1) July 1, 2014
I mean, whatever. This guy has never gotten it and he never will. Let’s just hope Paula isn’t dumb enough to listen to this shit.
July 2, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
If you’re a Robin Thicke fan, have I got news for you! You’re an idiot. Oh wait, no, that’s not the news. The news is that he’s released the music video for his song for estranged wife Paula Patton, ‘Get Her Back’. It’s about as awful as you’d expect, but I’ll leave you without commentary to enjoy this one in peace.
June 24, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
We already knew Robin Thicke was going to try and pull some shit at last night’s Billboard Music Awards, since he announced earlier in the week that he had a song prepared just for estranged wife Paula Patton called ‘I Should’ve Kissed You Longer’ (though apparently it’s called ‘Get Her Back’?). You know, because if he was kissing his wife longer, he might not have spent so much time kissing and fucking various other women – you get the idea.
Before he started, he told the audience that they had to help him get Paula back, which… no. You never would have lost her had you not been a serial cheater, bro. That one’s all on you.
He also thanked Paula for “putting up with [him] all these years” during one of his acceptance speeches. Don’t you just love when people are SO oblivious and have zero respect for you? You know, he didn’t respect her enough not to continually cheat on her, and he doesn’t respect her enough now not to continue to referring to their relationship as if nothing as happened and that he already has her back. What a prick.