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Yeah, Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Are Definitely Back Together

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We’re not going to get an official statement about this, and we’re probably not even going to get pictures for a good long while, so I’m just going to go ahead and confirm it and be done with it: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are definitely, completely, for sure back together in a romantic relationship. Done.

We first heard the news from a sort of sketchy tabloid, but then news of a meeting was in People, and then we heard the story from Us Weekly about how the two had moved back in together. But now we have a story from People, which is basically gospel in the world of celebrity gossip, that they’re definitely hanging out again. And you know what “hanging out” leads to*.

From People:

Despite a cheating scandal that almost destroyed their relationship, Kristen Stewartand Robert Pattinson have been spending more and more time together.

When Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15, speculation grew that the Breaking Dawnstars would rekindle their love.

Since then, the couple have continued to meet up, spending time together at a friend’s guest house in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles.

“Rob was completely heartbroken and was saying there was no way he could ever forgive her,” a source told PEOPLE recently. “But not speaking to someone that you thought was your end all, be all, is clearly harder than he expected.”

Pattinson’s friends want him to move on because “they don’t want to see him hurt again,” the source added. “But it’s easier said than done.”

Meanwhile, a different source says that the actor’s pals “keep telling him he needs some time and space, but they all think they will be a couple again, maybe as soon as they are together for the Twilight promos.”

At least for the moment, the couple seem to be taking a few days apart. The On the Road actress arrived in Paris solo on Wednesday for Paris Fashion Week. Stewart, a spokeswoman for Balenciaga, is expected to attend the fashion house’s show on Thursday.

Whatever, kids. Go nuts. If it doesn’t end well, then at least you can say you tried. Ugh.

*Armpit licking.

Exclusive: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Moved Into Kristen Stewart’s New Malibu Mansion

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From Us Weekly:

“They are living together and have reconciled,” an insider tells Us Weekly in the new issue, on stands Friday.

But they haven’t exactly returned to the way they were before July, when Us broke the news that the Twilight actress, 22, had cheated with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, 41.

As Us revealed last week, Pattinson, 26, and his estranged love recently “had a dramatic makeup.” But a source tells Us the British hunk “is extra-sensitive right now. He’s insecure.”

Yes, extra-sensitive and insecure—we know. We heard all about the “Marry me or die, Kristen” thing that happened the other day, and while, yeah, I obviously agree that marrying someone who cheated does not necessarily guarantee a cheating-free life, I stilll think that Kristen is genuinely remorseful and probably, hopefully won’t cheat on the dear, darling soul that is Robert Pattinson. Because if she did? Ugh. Her f-cking career would be entirely over, and we all know how important that is to her.

But hey. If this is what makes the two of them happy, then I’m happy. Because despite any unfounded personal feelings any of us have about two people that we don’t even f-cking know on a personal level, they have shown a history of being really, blissfully happy together, and the romantic in me (LOL I know, right?) smiles and cries tears of joy knowing that that kind of thing actually exists on not such a rare level.


Robert Pattinson Will Forgive Kristen Stewart If She Agrees to Marry Him

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

First of all, no. No, Robert Pattinson will not forgive Kristen Stewart if she agrees to marry him, because Robert Pattinson would never be that manipulative and creepy and weird. Sorry, but no, he would not. Sorry to shoot this whole story down before I even tell you guys about it, but it’s important not to get too hopeful about this, all right?

Ok, now here’s the story:

According to friends close to the pair he’s agreed to give their relationship one more try so long as she considers marrying him.

My source revealed: “Rob told Kristen the only way he can forgive her affair is if she truly commits to him. Rob has been keen to marry Kristen for quite a while and he doesn’t want to get back with her unless he knows she means it for life too. Although Kristen broke Rob’s heart he has realised he can’t live without her. He never stopped loving her and he believes she still loves him. He is desperate to make it work and wants to give her another chance but not unless she proves she really wants it too.”

Rob is now keen to move forward and has issued the ultimatum – marriage or it’s over. But in a storyline that mirrors that of their Twilight characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, Kristen is less keen on walking down the aisle.

My spy told me: “They have both talked openly about marriage before and she’s been telling him for years that she doesn’t want to rush into anything. But Kristen will do anything to get back with Rob now and one of the conditions is to discuss getting married and the future. Rob is very romantic and traditional.”

The troubled couple are believed to be at a secret location in LA sorting through their problems.

I do believe that, against my advice, Rob has agreed to try to patch things up with Kristen. And I do believe that he would have loved to marry Kristen, and he might still want to marry her, but not like this. Robert Pattinson is a lot of things, but he’s not That Guy.

But where do you guys stand with this whole relationship these days?