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Quotables: Robert Pattinson Was Way Self Conscious for Vampire Sex

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“The sex scene is never described in the book, so every single person who read it had their own idea in their mind. The entire time we were filming it we thought “We have to make this look spectacular to everyone,” and we were thinking on how to meet people’s expectations. But you also worry about how you’re going to look, I had never been so worried about that before, but after seeing how much Taylor works out for the movies, I thought “Well, everybody is really going to judge me now.” I always tried to think about positions where where I could tense the muscles, and suck in my belly… Ok, I think I just gave the most vain answer I could come up with.”

- Robert Pattinson, the most tender boy in the world, talks Breaking Dawn.

You know, I really do think that Robert Pattinson is the most tender, delicate little flower. He got self conscious over Taylor Lautner‘s werewolf abs, how sweet! And can’t you just see Rob squirm around, sucking in his tummy while Kristen Stewart bites her lip and mumble-moans?

That’s why Breaking Dawn is going to be the best film of 2011.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Engaged?!

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I know, I was shocked too, but that’s the word on the street, that Rob and Kristen are on the fast track to marriage. And do you know when he’s supposedly thinking of proposing? Right when Breaking Dawn finally hits theatres in November! Oh, Rob, you ol’ charmer! Great publicity and a life partner?! Goodness gracious!

Really, I don’t think this is going to happen at all. Think about it, it took Kristen like three years to finally admit that they were dating, we’re not going to see some big red carpet proposal or anything. But wouldn’t it be neat if we did? If at the Breaking Dawn premiere, Robert got down on his knee and got super romantic, and after several beautiful moments of professing his love, he finally said those words: “will you marry me?” And Kristen was just like “yeah, whatever.” That’s exactly how it would go down.

All fantasies aside, do you think there could be any truth to this new rumor?

Hugh Jackman Gushes About Robert Pattinson’s “Beautiful” Singing Voice; Also, Once Dressed Up as a Schoolgirl

Photo: Robert Pattinson in August; inset, Hugh Jackman with cutlery

I know we’ve all had our share of giggles about Robert Pattinson and his longstanding dream of a music career. Ha, ha! But stop your laughing and dry your eyes, because Hugh Jackman will have you know that Young Mister Pattinson has a “really soulful, very pure, very beautiful singing voice.”

Jackman signed up to work with Pattinson on Unbound Captives way back in 2009, but they first met in 2008 on a flight to Tokyo. The story about Jackman, Pattinson, and Australia director Baz Luhrmann all hitting a Japanese “karaoke box” together might be old news, sure, but this is the first time Jackman has talked about the experience.

Revelations abound!

1) Robert Pattinson has a beautiful singing voice!
2) HUGH JACKMAN WORE A SCHOOLGIRL COSTUME. (Teehee!)

From MTV’s Rough Cut, with perennially easygoing interviewer Josh Horowitz:

Josh: “Have you ever met Rob? Or have you—”

Hugh: “Yeah! I actually did karaoke with Rob.”

Josh: “What?”

Hugh: “Right? That’s random, isn’t it.”

Josh: “What did you guys sing?”

Hugh: “We were on our way to Japan, and he was promoting, and I didn’t talk to him at all on the flight, because it’s just this really tall guy with a hood over his head.” [slumps in chair]

Josh: [giggling] “That’s Rob!”

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OMG, Kristen Stewart Called Robert Pattinson Her Boyfriend!

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Yeah, we know that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are madly in love. It’s been almost three years since the first rumors of a relationship, and ever since then, Kristen’s been real tight-lipped about it. But hey, not anymore, I guess.

Let’s check out what Kristen had to say after she mentioned to an interviewer that her boyfriend is English:

“I never would have said that if I knew you were going to be interviewing me,” she said. “Yeah, I know it is. So much of my life is so easily Googled. I mean, it’s like, ‘C’mon guys. It’s so obvious.”

She added, “But this subject, I don’t think you realize what a big deal it is for people. Well, it is a big deal. And right now, even me talking about it like this is a big deal. They would be, ‘Oh. My. God.’ There would also still be a 50/50 split. Some people would still be, ‘See, told you they’re not together.’”

Kristen went on to explain her rationale behind trying to keep her relationship with Rob private.

“I don’t worry about it at all,” she admitted. “It’s just one of those things. I’m selfish. I’m like, ‘That’s mine!’ And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It’s a funny little game to play and it’s a slippery slope. I always say to myself I’m never going to give anything away because there’s never any point or benefit for me.”

You know, I’m actually kind of starting to like Kristen Stewart, just a little. Of course, I still think she’s a horrible actress, but the way she’s been carrying herself lately? I think I can really get behind that.

False Alarm: Robert Pattinson Is NOT Releasing An Album

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It’s ok, you can cry. Heaven knows I did when I heard the news that despite previous reports, our dear Robert Pattinson has no plans to make his very own album at the moment.

So I guess just go back to jamming out to your Paris Hilton records or whatever until it’s actually time to be graced with what will no doubt be the grandest thing to ever seduce your ears. Trust me, it’ll be worth it.

Robert Pattinson Is Recording His Very Own Album

I love Robert Pattinson. You know I love this kid. But his music … I don’t get it. I don’t think it sounds good, I don’t find his voice enjoyable, I just don’t like it. And keep in mind, this is coming from a girl who can listen to some sad dude pluck a guitar and wail about his feelings and go “aww, bless his heart, he’s trying!” and jam out to his album pretty regularly. In fact, sad dudes wailing with guitars make up about 40% of my music collection (the rest is Bowie, showtunes, and Adele), but dear Robert‘s tunes just completely turn me off.

Sources describe Rob’s original songs as “guitar-based and drums, very organic-sounding, nothing pop, like stripped-down Ray LaMontagne meets Van Morrison.” These sources also claim that “music is his first love” and that he’s “tortured” because he’s too busy being a living wet dream to pursue it. And that, that I can respect.

So who’s going to be purchasing this work of art when it comes into being? Anyone?

Twihards Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop

You should have known, you guys, that when that new Breaking Dawn trailer came out yesterday, that it would bring the crazies out in full force. And judging by the video above of our favorite crazy, that’s precisely what happened.

I’m sorry if this is a little much for your Thursday morning. Make sure to turn your volume down and get ready to giggle, and I guess be careful about eating your Cheerios while you watch this, because girlfriend is out of her mind.