He’s still alright, though, I guess, yes? I mean, he’s not nearly as striking without coal-black eyes and cold, marble skin (and superhuman strength and glittery pecs), but I sure wouldn’t kick him out of bed or anything. And what has he been up to lately, you ask? Aside from shaving his head and eating all of Kristen Stewart’s food? Apparently taking Kristen out to eat, surprise surprise!
Friends at Hollywood Life say that their eyewitnesses dined just feet from Robert and Kristen, and when Robert wasn’t stuffing his face with desserts, he was stuffing Kristen’s face with desserts at The Soho House in LA:
“They acted like two teenagers in love. They both definitely had a sweet tooth; they ordered FOUR desserts between the two of them to split! They had the Persimmon Pudding with coffee ice cream, the Meyer Lemon Pie with blueberries, an order of homemade cookies, and the Peanut Butter Brittle. They are both just adorable — especially when Rob tried to feed Kristen a huge piece of the pie. They just laughed and really enjoyed each other’s company.”
Four desserts. FOUR. DESSERTS. Guys, that seriously explains so much. Here I was thinking that Rob was beefing up because he and Kristen have reached that contentment phase in their relationship where it’s completely OK to sit around and do nothing but stuff your face with things that’ll probably kill you in the end anyway and where the males develop that oh-so-attractive hips-are-bigger-than-my-bum look that we ladies (who shouldn’t talk anyway, as our backsides spread wider inch by inch, year by year, Paula Deen casserole by Paula Deen casserole) just adore, and it’s probably that, but it’s DEFINITELY the desserts, too. I love it.
I’m so glad to hear that these two are still together, because it gives me hope that there are some relatively normal couples left in Hollywood that are willing to just enjoy one another’s company over hot bowls of fresh, sugar-and-calorie-laden sweets.
And probably because I just re-read Twilight for whatever reason and their potent love story is still fresh in my mind. That too.
January 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.
Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.
January 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
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Lately, there’ve been rumors of a break-up between Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and these photos really only fuel the fire that’s been burning over the past few weeks. But do I believe it? Hm. I don’t know. I’m not really sure. I mean, a lot of people say that Kristen and Rob’s relationship is totally faked and totally staged and totally for the benefit of the Twilight films’ publicity, but I don’t really get that vibe. If that’s the case, come on. Was Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams’ relationship staged? Are you telling me that there’s no true love left in the world? If Bella Swan and Edward Cullen can’t make it without some average-looking twit blonde named Sarah coming between them, who can, I ask? WHO?
All I know is that in the looks department, Kristen’s got this bitch beat. Who’d you rather:
December 5, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
But in a further attempt to cheer you up, here’s the same beautiful fan sharing her reaction after seeing Breaking Dawn:
November 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
If this is true, then I can’t. I just can’t. I can’t believe in true love, I can’t even believe in happiness. I can’t even believe in myself. Without the love of R-Patz and K-Stew in the world, then what will become of us all?
Before I get myself too worked up again, here’s the story from the National Enquirer:
“Just two days after the couple was inducted into Hollywood’s legendary Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, Robert – who’d been having second thoughts about their relationship – hit Kristen with the news that he’s ending it. They kept on smiling at the Los Angeles premiere but Robert was an emotional wreck – and so was Kristen, who never saw the breakup coming. Explaining his reasoning, Rob told Kristen he adores her, but feels that their romance blossomed only because they’d been thrown together as on-screen lovers for nearly four years. Rob felt it was time to explore other relationships and move on.”
Even though Kristen’s devastated, the source added, she knows they’ve got to put on happy faces to promote “Breaking Dawn” – and the sequel next year.
I refuse to believe that this is true. One, because if it is true, then I would be so utterly devastated, and two, Robert would never break up with Kristen. He’s too much of a sensitive little flower to do that. No, if these two were to break up in reality, it would be all Kristen, and it would be so, so heartbreaking.
What do you guys think: are these guys still the picture of true romance or what?
November 29, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
You know what the best thing is about this couple? That they’re absolutely no pretension or confusion as to who they are. They fulfill their red carpet obligations and act in the movies that their agents see as good fits, and they say all of the words that their fans are dying to hear. Another best thing? They’re completely normal folks, just like you and I. They don’t gussy themselves all up to go to dinner or to a movie, or even for a quiet stroll down the street, and they still appear to be happy together. They’re totally not doing this for the publicity, and they’re not afraid to be photographed unwashed. That might be the best part of these guys, and that’s no lie.