The audio is crap, but what do you expect? Someone filmed this on their phone or something while shopping at Target. Have you ever heard the acoustics in Target? They’re amazing. Especially in the dressing rooms. It’s really no wonder you can’t understand a damned thing being said in the entire clip, but whatever – it’s the first live-action look at Bella Swan as a vampire. Could you just die? The film’s actual trailer will debut along with the opening showing of The Hunger Games on March 23rd, and I’m willing to bet there’s a lot of folks out there who’ll be shelling out twelve and fourteen dollars for the sake of three or four minutes of Breaking Dawn preview. There’s a lot of sick people out there, you know.
March 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
2Would You Have a Hard Time Sucking the Blood Out of Your Dead Spouse’s Arm So You Could Make Them a Vampire?
I would. I mean, come on. It’d be all laughs and chucks from the time the heart monitor stopped beeping, because duh, what’s funnier than your blood-starved, emaciated wife dying on the table while giving birth to your half-breed vampire baby?
Of course I’m kidding. It wouldn’t be funny, but we’re not talking about real life here, we’re talking reel life on the set of Breaking Dawn Part 1. Which I haven’t seen yet, but only because every damned time I considered seeing it in theaters, it was like there was a constant presence of at least three hundred people all queued up at the ticket counter. Screaming girls at the movies are NOT MY THING. One time, I even went to go see the new, rebooted Nightmare on Elm Street with my brother, because my husband totally hates horror movies (even campy, stupid horror movies). Somehow all these kids ended up in the theater, and whenever anything remotely “scary” would happen, a trio of girls sitting three rows in front of us would scream bloody murder. Sometimes it was even delayed; like, Freddy’d biff someone and it’d take their adolescent brains a second to process it, so there’d be time when a full two seconds would elapse, and then you’d hear the squawking. I hated it so hard that, at one point (OK, about ten minutes into the movie), I whipped a handful of Buncha Crunch at the back of their heads as hard as I could possibly muster, and from then on, it shut them up.
You might think I’m a hypocritical bully, but I’m really not. I’m just an adult with a low tolerance for the same bullshit that I pulled at fourteen and fifteen years old and I like to make it known.
Anyway, back to the Breaking Dawn blooper – it’s pretty funny. It shows Robert Pattinson, covered in blood, trying to bite Kristen Stewart‘s arm, thus making her a vampire and saving both her and their unborn baby’s life. But he can’t do it. He dissolves into a fit of giggles for whatever reason, and the scene has to be reshot. Same with Taylor Lautner. He reports that he tries to later give CPR to Kristen Stewart’s character, and he’s got to wrap his entire mouth around the lower part of her face. And fails. Because that’d actually be kind of funny, too.
Ah these actors and their shenanigans. Just gotta love ‘em, you know?
February 2, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
He’s still alright, though, I guess, yes? I mean, he’s not nearly as striking without coal-black eyes and cold, marble skin (and superhuman strength and glittery pecs), but I sure wouldn’t kick him out of bed or anything. And what has he been up to lately, you ask? Aside from shaving his head and eating all of Kristen Stewart’s food? Apparently taking Kristen out to eat, surprise surprise!
Friends at Hollywood Life say that their eyewitnesses dined just feet from Robert and Kristen, and when Robert wasn’t stuffing his face with desserts, he was stuffing Kristen’s face with desserts at The Soho House in LA:
“They acted like two teenagers in love. They both definitely had a sweet tooth; they ordered FOUR desserts between the two of them to split! They had the Persimmon Pudding with coffee ice cream, the Meyer Lemon Pie with blueberries, an order of homemade cookies, and the Peanut Butter Brittle. They are both just adorable — especially when Rob tried to feed Kristen a huge piece of the pie. They just laughed and really enjoyed each other’s company.”
Four desserts. FOUR. DESSERTS. Guys, that seriously explains so much. Here I was thinking that Rob was beefing up because he and Kristen have reached that contentment phase in their relationship where it’s completely OK to sit around and do nothing but stuff your face with things that’ll probably kill you in the end anyway and where the males develop that oh-so-attractive hips-are-bigger-than-my-bum look that we ladies (who shouldn’t talk anyway, as our backsides spread wider inch by inch, year by year, Paula Deen casserole by Paula Deen casserole) just adore, and it’s probably that, but it’s DEFINITELY the desserts, too. I love it.
I’m so glad to hear that these two are still together, because it gives me hope that there are some relatively normal couples left in Hollywood that are willing to just enjoy one another’s company over hot bowls of fresh, sugar-and-calorie-laden sweets.
And probably because I just re-read Twilight for whatever reason and their potent love story is still fresh in my mind. That too.
January 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.
Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.
January 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
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Lately, there’ve been rumors of a break-up between Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and these photos really only fuel the fire that’s been burning over the past few weeks. But do I believe it? Hm. I don’t know. I’m not really sure. I mean, a lot of people say that Kristen and Rob’s relationship is totally faked and totally staged and totally for the benefit of the Twilight films’ publicity, but I don’t really get that vibe. If that’s the case, come on. Was Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams’ relationship staged? Are you telling me that there’s no true love left in the world? If Bella Swan and Edward Cullen can’t make it without some average-looking twit blonde named Sarah coming between them, who can, I ask? WHO?
All I know is that in the looks department, Kristen’s got this bitch beat. Who’d you rather:
December 5, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
But in a further attempt to cheer you up, here’s the same beautiful fan sharing her reaction after seeing Breaking Dawn: