0Forbes Releases Top-Earning Celebrity Couples List

I don’t know about you guys, but these lists always intrigue the crap out of me. These celebrity “power couples,” as they’re often referred to, bring in, like, unbelievable wads of cash annually. Jaw-dropping amounts.

I mean, this kind of money is money that I can’t even fathom having, and the craziest part is that there are people out there – both single and partnered up – who earn, like, quadruple this.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady topped the list this year, bringing in just around $76 million bucks. And that’s just the reported income. You can’t tell me that there isn’t some under-the-table stuff going on somewhere there.

The rest of the list is as follows:

2. Jay-Z and Beyonce – $72 million

3. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – $50 million

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August 22, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

2The Latest Batch of Breaking Dawn Stills Have Arrived

I don’t know about you all, but for me, the Breaking Dawn anticipation is growing. I just recently read all of the books for the first time, so it’s not like there’s going to be any real surprises in the latest franchise installment, but I’m excited nonetheless. Not, you know, as excited as this girl, but filled with a mild anticipatory glee regardless.

These are the latest “leaks” from the upcoming Twilight movie. AND KRISTEN STEWART‘S SHORTS ARE SOOOOO SHORT. But she looks happy, and it’s good to see girlfriend smile. Like, really, really smile as if she almost really means it.

August 19, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah

5Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Are So in Love

I don’t know if you guys could tell, but Kristen and Rob? Totally in it to win it. They always look so in love, it’s really hard to believe that they’re not married already, or at least engaged. And then a story comes along like this, a story of this beautiful couple’s total devotion to one another, and my heart just about bursts, it really does.

From Hollywood Life:

Robert Pattinson is making sure that he’s always close to girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s heart.

How? By giving her a $40,000 antique gold and platinum locket with photos of them inside and apersonalized lovey-dovey inscription.

According to Star magazine, the inscription is in Latin, and says “Even if you can’t see me, my love for you is always there.” Awww….

Needless to say, Kristen was bowled over by the gift. “She was really touched—it was so incredibly sweet,” a source told Star.

Rob got Kristen the locket so she feels close to him at all times. The source tells Star, “She’s been in tears, saying she can’t face being away from Rob for too long and that it physically hurts her.”

I can completely believe that Robert Pattinson would do something like this, he’s a sweetheart and a half, but Kristen Stewart? I’m still on the fence about her. Not about her acting, I know that sucks pretty definitively, but I’m still unclear about how I feel about her as a person. Is she a total bitch or just misunderstood?

Please help a sister out, or, if you can’t, just share some equally sappy story in the comments. You know I’d appreciate either of those things.

August 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily

2Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Do Entertainment Weekly

O. M. G. OMG. Like, OMG. By a show of hands, who’s going crazy for this magazine cover? I’m talking totally, batshit insane. Won’t-be-able-to-eat-dinner-for-three-days nuts.

I’ll let you in on a secret: while I’m not completely falling out of my chair over this, like the girl whom I desperately desire to guest vlog for us, I’m pretty excited. Breaking Dawn wasn’t my favorite Twilight series book, but it did have a few good parts – namely, the whole wedding/honeymoon thing. I’d be curious, from an artistic point of view, of course, how what’s written in the book will translate to film.

About that, by the way, Kristen Stewart says:

“It’s a trip to watch the wedding scenes especially. It was so volatile and emotional – I was being such a crazy person.”

And Robert Pattinson says about the sex scene, of course:

“I wanted to have it as a line so much. [In an American/Edward accent] I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One. And then he’d start crying. By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! [Laughs] I ruined this bed!”

Can you guys almost not even stand it? Bed-ruining? Volatile emotions? Dear God.

August 11, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

5I Can’t Tell You How Much I Love Twihards

Remember this morning when Sarah showed you guys the honeymoon scene from Breaking Dawn? Remember how you probably laughed at the antics and bad acting of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Well, this girl saw the same exact video. And, well, she reacted a bit differently.

It’s all for the lolz, you guys. You should know that by now.

July 28, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily

2The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For: The Leaked Breaking Dawn Honeymoon Scene

Ooh man, is someone gonna get in trouble for this one. Apparently, some dude (by the sound of the hooting, anyway) snuck a camera into Comic Con and filmed a really crappy cell video of the Breaking Dawn honeymoon scene. It’s almost as good quality as the sex scene you guys saw last week (that is to say, hardly any at all), but I have no doubts that the Twihards will be rubbing one out – furiously – to this clip, which is an entire three-and-a-half minutes. Can you last that long?

July 28, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah