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Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen are bringing back socks with sandals

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I love me some Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I grew up with them as Michelle on Full House and think they’re excellent for having built an empire without becoming like Lindsay Lohan and squandering it all. I also sorta love that despite being billionaires, they continue to dress like homeless people. It’s mind-boggling and sort of hilarious.

However, socks with sandals? Ladies, really? First of all, they’re awful Jesus sandals. Second of all, those socks look thick enough to wear in the Arctic. Considering that these two are CFDA-nominated fashion designers, I’m a little concerned. However, apparently the Birkenstock-style sandal was all the rage in all the recent Fashion Week shows, so now that they’re wearing them, expect to see this ugly shit everywhere you go, I guess.

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Mary Kate Olsen is Engaged Now

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Well, love is in the air, because we’ve got a second engagement announcement today, this time from Mary Kate Olsen and her French boyfriend (and half brother of the former president of France, Nicholas Sarkozy), Olivier Sarkozy. The pair have been dating a little less than two years, and now they’ve finally decided to make things official and walk down the aisle – despite rumours that this would be happening stemming back to March 2013.

There’s a 17 year age difference between the two – Mary Kate is 27 and Olivier is 44, but hey, who doesn’t love a little May/December romance? (I kid – this isn’t that bad!) I like ‘em a little older, myself, so I see where MK is coming from. And besides, they seem to be into each other, even if Olivier does seem a little creepy.

Let’s just hope MK gets that prenup!

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Mary-Kate’s Family Urging Her To Get Prenup If She Marries Creepy Boyfriend

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Mary-Kate Olsen is dating some creepy-ass dude (Olivier Sarkozy), creepy because of how much older he is than she (17 year age difference) and because of how possessive he looks of her in every photo. It’s been rumored that they’ve been secretly married, or engaged, or are having a “test marriage”, whatever the hell that is. Now apparently Ms. Olsen’s family and friends are urging her to get a $500 million prenup, so it looks like marriage may be in her future after all. From the fabulous National Enquirer (grain of salt, people):

…pint-size Mary-Kate, 27, was spotted shopping for a large engagement ring at the Neil Lane boutique in Los Angeles. She’s said to have her heart set on a huge sparkler.

“All of the rings she looked at are over five car­ats,” a source told a reporter.

Although the bling could set 44-year-old Sarkozy back a staggering $100,000, that’s nothing compared to the gigantic sums that would be protected by a prenup.

Celebrity divorce attorney Raoul Felder told The ENQUIRER: “She’s worth a bundle and he’s got money, too.

“So this would be like two corporations merg­ing – which is Sarkozy’s specialty…”

That’s such a weird way to think about marriage — as two corporations merging — but it also totally makes sense.

I DON’T GET THEIR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL.

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