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Kim Cattrall

Quotables: Kim Cattrall Is So Sad

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“I’ve always wanted to have children. That never happened. And I thought, ‘Well, I’ll do it next year. I’ll do it after this film. And then there was, ‘Oh I’m single’… there is a feeling you give up a lot on this job, but you have to get a lot back, too. Luckily I have great friends and I have found a tremendous amount of happiness in mentoring young actors. They’re like my kids. [The price I've paid as an actor] is that I’ve been very lonely a lot in my life. I’ve had two marriages and I loved both my husbands very much, but I didn’t see very much of them. The length of my work days is really hard on relationships. You never see anybody and that’s a very tough thing for a woman.”

- Kim Cattrall, lamenting her loneliness.

Ok, there’s no snark here, and no sarcasm. Really. I’m just sharing Kim’s quote here so we can all band together and hook her up with the people who give Angelina her children. The woman’s suffered through two Sex and the City movies, she deserves that much.  Let’s get Kim a baby and a break, Sandra Bullock style, what do you say?

Kim Cattrall Doesn’t Want You To Call Her a Cougar

Kim Cattrall Hates Being Called a Cougar

You would think that after all these years of her most famous character being labeled a cougar that Kim Cattrall would have learned to embrace the term. Instead Kim’s speaking out against how hurtful and anti-woman she finds the expression to be:

I really take umbrage to the code ‘cougar.’ I think cougar has a negative connotation, and I don’t see anything negative about Samantha [her 'SATC' character] and her sexuality, sensuality and choice.”

I don’t think she stands or sits in bars waiting for young men to prey on… And I think that’s something that people who are uncomfortable with strong women have labeled her.

Personally, I’m less offended than I am grossed out by the term, so maybe Kim has a point. Whenever I think of a cougar, I immediately think of Stiffler’s mom blowing one of my friends in a bar bathroom or something. Yeahhhh… Maybe we should quit that word.

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Caption this picture of Lindsay Lohan   Aubrey O’Day   Perez Hilton Kim Cattrall as she appeared today on set filming Breakin’ 2:  Electric Boogaloo  Sex and the City 2.

 Honestly, she looks like pre-eleventh grade summer school teacher, but whatever.  Apparently this look is now known as “vintage” or “retro”.

Oh Shut Up and Take Off Your Clothes

Kim Cattrall and Boyfriend Alan Wyse at New York Knicks Game, Pictures, Photos

Poor Kim Cattrall.

Kristin Davis had those naked photos hit the web.

Sarah Jessica Parker got her own blow-up doll (with three fabulous love holes!).

Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian.

What’s Kim’s claim to fame anymore?

Sitting courtside at Knicks games?

Kim’s probably saving her sex tape leak for, like, the week before the SaTC movie hits theaters. Mark my words. You will be seeing this woman’s vagina sometime in the next two months. She’s not going to be upstaged that easily.

Here she is with her longtime boyfriend, Canadian chef Alan Wyse, at a New York Knicks game. I hope he will not appear in the sex tape. He’s creepy-looking.

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Are the Sex and the City Girls Getting Bonuses for Putting Up with Kim Cattrall?

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There have long been rumors that Kim Cattrall doesn’t get along so hot with the rest of the cast of Sex and the City. The reason it took so long to make that movie in the first place is that Kim didn’t want to come on board, she so disliked working on the show with the other women. Apparently that behavior continued through the filming of the movie, and now Star is reporting that Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis actually received secret bonuses for putting up with Kim’s diva behavior.

Not everything is sexy in the city. Sources tell Star that Kim Cattrall was such a diva to work with on the Sex and the City movie that her costars are getting a secret bonus for dealing with Kim’s prima donna behavior.

An insider tells Star, “Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon are getting a ‘hush-hush’ bonus for not being divas during filming and as a thank-you for putting up with Kim.”

Seriously if I got a fucking bonus for every time I had to put up with a shit-head coworker back when I worked in an actual office, I’d be sipping margaritas in Bora Bora and paying male models to feed me grapes instead of being isolated in my apartment (where there are no shit-head coworkers other than my cats) writing celeb gossip.