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I’m Kind of Torn as to How I Feel About Scarlett Johansson Dating (?) Justin Bartha

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From Page Six:

Johansson, who split with Penn a month ago, attended the opening of off-Broadway’s “All New People,” in which Bartha stars, on Saturday, and the pair were photographed together backstage. Spies said Johansson and Bartha later seemed “completely engrossed in each other” during a cast dinner also attended by playwright Zach Braff and actress Heather Graham at Café Un Deux Trois.

One witness told us, “There were about 15 people at the table, but Scarlett and Justin sat next to each other and talked all night. “They seemed pretty fascinated with each other and only talked to each other,” the source said. “It looked sometimes flirty, but also they seemed to be involved in a deep discussion.”

… She and Bartha were also reportedly seen “flirting up a storm” at Karaoke Boho here on Saturday.

First of all, LOL HARD @ Karaoke Boho. Karaoke Boho? Is that where a bunch of hipsters sit around, smoking Parliaments and drinking PBR, pretending they’re too cool to react to bad karaoke performances? Jeezus please us. The cheese stands alone, man.

Anyway, Scarlett and Bartha. I have a bit of a hard-on for Justin, even though he’s not really what a lot of people consider to be mainstream hot, so do you think – if this is true – that it’ll up Justin’s marketability factor? Or shut Scarlett’s way down? Think these two are even for real?

The Hangover II Premiered in LA Last Night!

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Want to hear a little secret? I did not. see. The Hangover. Seriously. I know, to some of you, that’s like saying I don’t know who Dorothy Gale is or that the Beatles are one of the most overrated bands in history (oh, wait … they are), but I just cannot tell a lie. The Hangover never made it to my list of movies I just ‘gotta see.’ Even now, with its rampant availability and the gentle proddings of friends who claim I’d just love it, I’m not interested. Thereby? I’m not interested in seeing The Hangover II. But what I AM interested in is drooling over these photos of Bradley Cooper. I know a lot of people think he’s gay and whatever, but come on. It’s not like I’m trying to MARRY THE DUDE or something, he’s just some really great eye candy and I am LOOKIN’ FOR SOME SWEETS.

Are any of you as blasé about H II (or better yet, The Hangover) as I am? Are you just as equally excited about new Bradley Cooper photos as you are blasé? Because if you are, man? We have a lot in common this morning.

Also, not to miss: um, the whole ALL-ENCOMPASSING HOTNESS of most of the people at this premiere, including, but not limited to, Robert Downey Jr., Jason Bateman, JUSTIN BARTHA, Mike Epps, and a very pregnant Alyssa Milano who is just rocking the shit out of her new boobs. (Oh, and Zach Galifianakis, if you’re into that sort of thing EMILY TRAINHAM.)

Justin Bartha is a Single Dude, Ladies

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Oh this was some news waking up this morning. Heck yes. Justin Bartha and Ashley Olsen, who dated for, like, fifteen years (alright, I give: it was only two) have split, sources confirm.

I’ve loved Justin Bartha for a really, really long time, and I’m not going to lie – I was totally devastated when I found out that Ashley and he might be shacking up together at one of her places in New York City. I mean, do you KNOW how HARD IT IS to break people up when they LIVE together? Heavens, I’m not even gonna GO there today.

Anyway, in light of Justin’s grand return to the male meat market, I’ve compiled a list, a similar list to the one that featured the ten hottest women in Hollywood, so cast your vote once and move it on, please.

#10 – Colin Firth
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#9 – Ralph Fiennes
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#8 – Rupert Friend
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#7 – Ashton Kutcher
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#6 – Justin Bartha
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#5 – Joaquin Phoenix
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#4 – Michiel Huisman
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#3 – Bear Grylls
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#2 – Ryan Gosling
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#1 – Adrien Brody
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Photo of Justin and Ashley courtesy of Just Jared

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s NY Pad is Way Overpriced

The Olsen twins’ shared home at One Morton Square is up for grabs, but the girls just can’t seem to dump it. The house was originally up for sale in 2005 and put it on the market for a cool $9.45 mil. Though some said the economy was booming at that point, no one wanted it. So they raised the purchase price. For some reason. They listed it at $11 mil. Now it’s on sale for a cool $8 mil. Savvy businesswomen these chicks are.

I would have been interested in setting down roots myself at One Morton Square, but after finding out that Justin Bartha never paraded around the home with his wang out (the Olsens never lived at the pad), I’m totally retracting my bid.

Some Things Never Change: Ashley Olsen Still Looks As If She Dressed in a Goodwill Reject-Bin. In the Dark.

Ashley Olsen and her boyfriend, Justin Bartha — and a dog — were photographed yesterday afternoon in New York City while taking the streets by storm.

I’ve gotta give it to Ashley: even though she’s, like, crazily-ridiculously wealthy, she keeps it down-home and I completely dig that.

Even if she does look at times like she’d smell a little rank. I guess that’s “in” these days.

No Photographs Please!

Ashley Olsen and her boyfriend Justin Bartha both attended a screening of Trumbo in NYC last night, but they were careful to leave separately and not pose together on the red carpet.

Stupid stars protecting their stupid personal lives. I want photos!!!

Ashley’s still looking awesome, though, and the timing of her new look coincides with the beginning of her relationship with Justin. Whatever he’s doing for her, it’s a good thing!