Let’s talk hair, shall we? Ever since Amy Winehouse came on the scene a few years ago, I have been loving the idea of a beehive hairstyle. Amy’s look is a little bit too “unbeweavable” for my taste, but the beehives I’ve seen recently (like the one on J.Lo in these photos) are much more my speed. Last night I was out at a show in LA and I stopped a girl to ask her about her beehive ‘do. Her trick for getting all that volume? Homegirl had a sponge bobby pinned to her head that she wrapped her hair around. Innovative, inexpensive and pretty easy to do even if you’re kind of a hair klutz like myself.

What do you guys think of this style? I am loving the updated, modern and messy look J.Lo has going, but I’m sure it’s a bit much for many’s tastes…

I gave up on Harry Potter after the second movie, so I don’t really think I’ve ever taken a moment to notice what a babe Emma Watson is. Sorry to be tardy to that party, guys. She’s adorable, and these ads that she’s done for Burberry’s 2010 spring/summer line (which I was able to cop form some fansite) are fantastic. I covet every single jacket in this spread and at least two of the bags. Also, I have to give Emma props for keeping it classy with a Burberry endorsement. Any other designer and they probably would have skanked her out, but she’s able to get that fashion-spread credibility now without any of the flack.

Cosmo and razor-maker Gillete headed to Camps Bay Beach in Capetown, South Africa to hold the World’s Largest Bikini Photo shoot (there’s a record for everything). The mag holds one of these events each year at a different location. Previous locations included South Beach and Sydney.

Although the magazine says the event is about getting women together to “feel comfortable about their bodies,” I’m sure it’s also designed to promote the magazine and the Gillette Venus Breeze, a women’s razor that couldn’t shave the hair off a baby’s ass if it’s anything like the regular Venus razor. (I hope we’re not sponsored by them.)

Anyhoos, you might be wondering why I’m writing about random broads in bikinis since I’m obviously not doing it as a backdoor way to advertise one of our sponsors. Well, I just really appreciated the fact that the photo shoot included lots of different kinds of women with different body types, complexions, and styles– including the chica up above with the sweetest pair of knockers these eyes have ever seen.

Plus, it’s random chicks in bikinis. Who would complain?

Although 99% of the participants were “real” women, Cosmo still felt it necessary to sprinkle a few of their own models in the mix, and it’s amazing how absolutely ridiculous these women look next to the other women. I don’t think you’ll have any trouble spotting them in the gallery.

If there’s one area in life that’s easier for celebrity children, it’s the confidence to walk out of the house wearing things that average teenage girls would never consider. We’ve seen it with Nicole Richie, Kelly Osbourne, Bruce and Demi’s girls, and of course, bourgeoning fashion icon, Lourdes Leon. It must take a serious set of cojones (metaphorical, of course) to walk out of the house lookin’ like this (and you should see what I just walked my dog in), but Lourdes does it all the time and with confidence. In fact, I think any day now she’s going to get mixed in with the commoners over at this blog.

Oh, Sophia Loren, time is a thief.  However, in the right lighting, and with a little distance on her, still a beauty.

Miley Cyrus-  I need your opinions on this girl because I feel conflicted.  Part of me feels like her dress contains the collective amount of embellishments that she should wear over the course of her entire career.

Angelina Jolie wore a black draped Elie Saab, old lady hair and general smugness.  However…emeralds on her ears.  Yes, those were real emeralds.  Holy shit!  As an aside, did you see her gaily laughing when Jennifer Aniston was onstage doing an uncomfortable bit with Jack Black?  Fakest.  Ever.

I’ve included a close up of Amy Adams necklace to ensure that you get me the right one.  It’s important that you know, for as long as I remain with Evil Beet, my every review of Anne Hathaway apparel is going to be the same:  beautiful from the neck down.  Lisa Rinna and Amanda Seyfreid dressed straight from the 1991 prom collection and, speaking of old, Penelope Cruz wore a dress that was sixty-years-old.  For real.

I thought Marisa Tomei’s dress was lovely and my favorite, Beyonce, looked like a gilded knockwurst.  Queen Latifah had full-body scoliosis and Robin Wright Penn deserves a mention since her husband didn’t during his Best Actor acceptance speech.  And Jessica Biel.  Someone, anyone, tell me why she played any role at the Oscars.  This is a command, not a question.  Other than her scintillating role as Mary Camden in 7th Heaven, what has she done?  Okay, maybe she’s done a few things but still, she’s famous by injection, isn’t she?

Good Morning!  Did you watch the Oscars?  I did.  I thought Hugh Jackman did a great hosting job, the theater was beautiful and I will never understand one word that Penelope Cruz says.  I liked the new presentation format where former winners paid homage to the nominees.

Oh, and the dresses.  My initial morning after analysis of the Vanity Fair party dresses is as follows:

With the exception of Tilda Swinton who is expected to wear a disaster, the dresses were primarily pretty.  Trends included over-sized floppy bows and the color puce.

Sarah Jessica Parker wore a “barely mint” Dior that was beautiful but predictable.  Halle Berry-also expected.  The diagonal draping is great, but it’s time to try something new.  Claire Danes wrapped herself in a tablecloth and Madonna, with bulging biceps, looks weird in any dress.  Bryce Dallas Howard, Anna Paquin and Jessica Alba looked like they were headed to a wedding shower.  It’s the Oscars bitches!  If ever there was a time for overdressing, this is it.  Jada Pinkett drowned in her dress but Ginnifer Goodwin, undoubtedly wins for ugliest frock ever.  I thought Kate Winslet dressed older than her years and had senior hair.  Sheryl Crow’s dress had proportion issues that made her look pear shaped and Naomi Watts looked sensational for just having a baby but the dress…not flattering.  Gwen Stefani looked like a whisk broom and though I wasn’t in love with Amy Adams dress, I was mesmerized by her necklace.  Buy it for me?  Please?

What say you all?