Oh that crazy Deena Cortese. Always doing crazy, crazy things like drunkenly humping ceramic pigs and getting arrested, and drunkenly humping non-ceramic pigs (oh, no, my bad; the right...
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Deena Cortese continued the fine Jersey Shore tradition by getting herself arrested Sunday.
Police chief Tommy Boyd said that one of his... Oh, now. How hot is Deena looking, guys? Hot, right? Between the injections, the diet pills, and the chemical peels, I thought she had this “alluring” thing on lockdown, but... Oh! I’m sorry, did I say “maybe” worse off than before? Dammit. I meant “definitely” worse off than before. My bad!
Anyway. My God. Did you even look at these... I know, most of you probably think that’s a joke in itself, but I’m dead serious. When the girl’s wearing semi-normal makeup and isn’t wasted, making stupid faces... You want to hear something funny, too? I was flipping through the channels late last night, lamenting the fact that, despite having over a thousand channels, there’s still nothing... Have any of you seen this? Because I haven’t. Apparently this commercial for those shady energy shots premiered a couple of weeks ago, but it still needs to be officially... “Class is, you know, not showing your boobs or butt. Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that . . . When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just... A: In a word? NO.
But the Jersey Shore bitches are trying really, really hard in their shoot for YRB, which stars like Paris Hilton and Khloe Kardashian have graced the cover of. Yes... Deena Cortese was photographed wearing something very tight and very white with a very obvious lack of panties. And all that? Wasn’t even the bad part. It was when she bent over and...
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