A: In a word? NO.
But the Jersey Shore bitches are trying really, really hard in their shoot for YRB, which stars like Paris Hilton and Khloe Kardashian have graced the cover of. Yes indeedy, they’re truly giving it the old college try, whatever the eff that means.
Don’t get me wrong: they all look good. All of them, seriously. Even the trollish one who normally makes Snooki look like a frigging tall, willowy beauty pageant winner. It’s amazing, really.
Anyway. I’m going to leave this one up to you guys – the Jersey Shore gals: can you dress ’em up and make them OK to look at for a few minutes without breaking out into hives and herpes-by-osmosis?
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