Apr 13, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Sarah

photo of paris hilton on cover of yrb magazine pictures photos

This should be fun. I’m thinking, like, ‘Yeasty, rank beaver.’ Or maybe ‘Your rotted bits.’ ‘Yuppie-rich bigot‘? It’s up in the air. I’m going to have to mull this one over for a little while. If you’re feeling creative, figure it out and let me know, won’t you?

Anyway, Paris Hilton was photographed for the cover of YRB, the same magazine that did the weird Khloe Kardashian fetish shoot that made me think of Jack Links beef jerky for some obscure reason, so I’m not going to really ask any questions. I’m just going to point and laugh, because sometimes? You’re made just so uncomfortable by something that it’s all you see fit to do.

5 Responses to “So Let’s Guess What ‘YRB’ Stands for With Regard to Paris Hilton”

  1. anon says:

    she looks like lady gaga. with a wonky eye.

  2. Tru says:

    YRB means Young Rich Bitch

  3. Molls says:

    Yeah Right, Bitch

  4. Sophie says:

    I’m sure it’s meant to be Young, Rich, Beautiful, but since she hits only one out of three I would go for “Yeeuurggghh – rancid bint”.

  5. Leigh says:

    Is it the mnemonic she uses in her personal ad?
    Yuppie ,Rash, Blonde.

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