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Chris Brown Is Being Held Hostage In Manila

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Things aren’t going well for Chris Brown lately, it seems. First, his group of “friends” break into his mom’s house, and now he’s begging President Obama to intervene on his behalf because he was apparently stuck in the Philippines since he tried to leave without performing a concert he’d been paid to do. Again.

From TMZ:

Turns out Chris Brown’s legal team was wrong — he never got airborne in Manila — he was turned around literally as his plane was on the runway, because he allegedly tried skipping out on a concert. Think of “Argo,” except the plane doesn’t make it out.

The dispute has been brewing for months. Chris was supposed to perform in Manila for New Year’s Eve but was a no show. The promoter says Chris got his million dollar payment and he’s been demanding a refund ever since.

Well, Chris went back to Manila for another concert this week, but when he tried to leave the government blocked the flight after the promoter convinced officials what Chris did amounted to theft.

So he’s now stuck in Manila, sitting in a hotel room and Instagramming for help from Obama.

If you’re wondering what that last bit is about, here ya go:

Why does anyone bother with this piece of shit anymore? He’s squandered any bit of talent he actually had years ago, he’s unreliable, he’s violent, he’s basically a waste of space. Hollywood finally (mostly) got the memo that Lohan was a lost cause, so why not Brown?

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Chris Brown’s Mom Says His Friend Is Responsible For Home Invasion

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We all know Chris Brown has a history of pretending he’s a thug and trying to join gangs despite being rich and in zero way “street”, but it seems all his posturing has wrought him one thing: having his mom’s house broken into. Thankfully, his mom, Joyce Hawkins, wasn’t hurt and it’s unclear what all was stolen, but Joyce is certain that it’s one of Chris’s shitty “friends” that’s behind the crime.

Chris Brown knows exactly who’s behind the home invasion robbery because it was one of his homies – at least according to Chris’ mother.

Sources close to Chris tell us his mom, Joyce Hawkins, has been warning him for years about people she calls “no good-ass friends” — grown men who make their living as professional hangers-on to Chris.

We’re told the “friends” issue is part of the reason Chris and his mother have been beefing for years. Hours after the home invasion … Joyce tweeted, “Watch who you standing beside.”

Our sources say Joyce thinks Chris’ buddies keep putting him in bad situations — kind of a stereotypical Mom thing to say … but maybe appropriate in this situation.

Lovely. You know, you would think that someone’s first instinct would be to protect and care for the person who birthed him and gave him the life he now throws away on a daily basis, but I’m not quite sure why I”m surprised…

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Chris Brown Is A National Hero In Rita Ora’s Eyes

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Rita Ora is pretty irrelevant in all ways, and yet somehow she still has a career and is invited to do things and people are paying her attention. It’s baffling, really. She doesn’t even do music anymore! (Well, barely – Ora came out in 2012 and while she’s had a single since, I’d hardly call it a music career.) Anyhoo, Rita still loves opening her mouth to say dumb shit, so of course she’s sticking up for Chris Brown, who’s such a great guy and we’re all too blind to see it.

From MTV UK:

During an interview with The Sun, the ‘Poison’ singer – who has worked with Breezy on a tune for her new LP – spoke out in support of Chris, implying that behaviour such as his 2009 assault on then-girlfriend Rihanna is a distant memory.

“Chris Brown is strong, powerful and someone that is important to me personally and professionally.

“The discrimination and all what people think? If you have a great song then no one cares.

The X Factor judge continued: “I love him on different levels. I see how he treats his people and he’s a good person with a good heart and a lovely family.

“It’s really nice that we finally got together because, regardless of what’s happened, the song is just amazing.”

Oh, Christ. Apparently Rita is hoping that Chris is going to help her break the US, hence the reason she’s licking his asshole like this. I need her to go away, like, yesterday. He’s a good person with a good heart? No one cares if you’re an absolute fucking twat if you have a good song? WHAT IS THE WORLD RITA ORA LIVES IN?

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Karrueche Tran Is Not Buying Chris Brown’s Bullshit Anymore

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Just last week, Chris Brown was giving an interview about how much he still loves Karrueche Tran but he’s gotta concentrate on being a good father to his daughter (that was conceived during one of the many occasions he was cheating on Karrueche), but now Karrueche has hit back and called bullshit on the whole thing, and it seems like she may have finally learned her lesson and won’t be going back anytime soon… at least here’s hoping.

Here’s how it all went down. First, Chris responded to a video someone posted of an interview Karrueche did in which she was obviously asked about her relationship with him. She didn’t even say anything all that damning, considering, but he was still a baby about it:

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Karrueche was tired of hearing his shit, though, since he was basically saying that she had nothing to talk about without him, so she responded on her own Instagram page:

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Fair enough, right? She called this asshole out for his shit, but ended it on a somewhat positive note. And if I’d been through even 1/10th of what she’s put up with from Chris, I would have been airing his ass out FAR more than that. But Chris, ever oblivious, obviously wanted to pretend he hadn’t seen that, as that next thing he did was post this:

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Oh God, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Karrueche, girl, I’ve been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Don’t do it to yourself. Walk away and NEVER LOOK BACK.

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Chris Brown Still Loves Karrueche Tran, Apparently

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You can say a lot of shit about Chris Brown (and believe me, I have and would love to say more), but I think we all have to admit that this asshole has balls of steel. Never has someone lacked self-awareness in such grandiose ways than Chris, despite having his actions repeatedly pointed out to him. Any criticism seems to go flying over his head, and the ability to self-assess his behavior and learn from past experiences just seems… well, pretty impossible to the guy. With that in mind, it’s no wonder that he so brazenly talks so much utter shit on a daily basis and totally expects everyone to take him seriously.

His latest foray into public speaking is about Karrueche Tran. You know, the ex-girlfriend he’s treated like scum, cheated on repeatedly, publicly humiliated, verbally/emotionally/mentally/god knows what other ways abused (I know she’s not the smartest for going back, but that doesn’t make it her fault). Of course, just because he’s done all this doesn’t mean he doesn’t still “love” her! Of course he does!

Their latest relationship ended since he secretly fathered a child with another woman, but as Chris explained on On Air With Ryan Seacrest (via E! Online) it’s complicated!

“I’m going to be honest and be a man about it and just take it one day at a time,” Brown confessed. “I can’t promise anything and I can’t jump over the moon, but it takes time for all wounds [to heal]. I take full responsibility for my actions and things that I’ve done in the past. I feel like it’s just a time thing.”

“I’m not a hateful person,” he continued. “Of course I still love her, but mentally right now, I think everything takes time. I just need to focus on being the best father I can be.”

“There comes a time when people kind of have to grow up and become more of an adult and take on different responsibilities,” he spilled. “I think this was just a blessing in disguise with my daughter because I get a chance to look at her and teach her the right path and also be a father in my daughter’s life.”

He continued, “Just to see a smile on her face—just to see the littlest things—is emotional for me, so I just love that aspect of being able to be a father now.

LOL, yes, everyone, “it’s a time thing”. I feel terrible for that poor child who’s going to grow up with Chris Brown as a father. Sorry, but I’m not believing the doting daddy bullshit. And maybe if you’re so interested in concentrating on your kid, you shouldn’t be trying to attack another man for taking a woman you’re not even with out on a date?

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Is Chris Brown A Deadbeat Dad?

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I don’t think any of us were shocked as we were horrified to find out a couple of months ago that Chris Brown had actually fathered a child. His skills as a basic human being are questionable at best, so to imagine his involvement in raising a little girl was a special form of dread. He seems to have taken a vague interest in little Royalty, though, taking her with him on the red carpet and posting Instagram pictures with her. You know, real fathering.

Anyhow, of course this was going to get ugly – or uglier than it already is. Since Chris isn’t involved at all with Royalty’s mom (other than the time it took to get her pregnant), there’s obviously a lot of shit going on. Mainly, Chris apparently stopped paying child support and now Nia Guzman is taking him to court for what she’s owed and then some.

From TMZ:

Multiple sources connected with the couple tell TMZ, Chris has been paying baby Royalty’s mom, Nia Guzman, the $2,500, but the gravy train stopped in March. Our Chris sources say he stopped paying because Nia demanded $15k a month, which he thinks is ridiculous.

We’re told Chris says Nia’s treating the baby like a winning lottery ticket, but she claims he’s being incredibly cheap and their daughter is suffering as a result.

We’re told Nia’s lawyer, Carl Moore, will be filing legal docs in the next 2 weeks demanding back child support and a huge monthly hike.

We’re hearing rumblings of settlement.

Oh, God. What a mess. I’m sorry, but regardless of what a dickhead he is and how much money he has, this is why women get bad names as gold diggers. Should Chris have to pay for his daughter? Yes, fine. Does ANY child need $15k a month? I think that’s debatable, to say the least. I dunno what to think of this one…

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Chris Brown Instagrams His Crazy Stalker

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I’m honestly not sure what on earth would make anyone even want to look at Chris Brown‘s face, let alone consider themselves a “fan” of this idiot. And yet, Amira Kodcia Ayeb, a 21-year-old Tunisian student who attends the University of Houston, not only considered herself a fan, but had a break from reality this week which made her think that, uh, she’s Brown’s wife. She broke into his house last night and was waiting naked in his bed when he got home. Surprise!

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And here’s what he posted about her (since he’s since come to his senses and/or was told by law enforcement to take down his original post):

I get home and find this crazy individual in my house. She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!! I love my fans but this is some is on some real real crazy shit

Of course, when someone who is clearly mentally ill breaks into your house, the best thing to do isn’t call the police and keep your distance, but it’s to do that AND humiliate that person on Instagram for millions of fans to see. Because once this girl recovers and receives treatment for whatever disorder she’s suffering from, she totally should never live it down – she should have to deal with this FOREVER.

And yes, that’s sarcasm.

TMZ got a bit more scoop:

Amira Kodcia Ayeb posted a message online 4 days ago, in which she says she’s in Malibu “searching for her home.” The 21-year-old from Tunisia also says her last name is Brown. It’s apparent she thinks Chris is her husband, which is why she spray painted “Mrs. Brown” on his cars and in his house.

A friend of Ayeb’s tells us Ayeb — who is an aspiring singer — attends the University of Houston, and she hopped on a bus last week and said she was going to see Chris.

TMZ broke the story … Ayeb was arrested Wednesday night for breaking into Brown’s home and vandalizing two of his cars. Chris found her naked in his bed, and it appears she was there for 2 days.

She is currently being held on $50,000 bail.

I’m not saying this isn’t insane (so to speak) and the girl doesn’t need help, but putting her on blast on IG just seems extra cruel. So basically, right up Chris Brown’s alley.

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