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Chris Brown Is A National Hero In Rita Ora’s Eyes

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Rita Ora is pretty irrelevant in all ways, and yet somehow she still has a career and is invited to do things and people are paying her attention. It’s baffling, really. She doesn’t even do music anymore! (Well, barely – Ora came out in 2012 and while she’s had a single since, I’d hardly call it a music career.) Anyhoo, Rita still loves opening her mouth to say dumb shit, so of course she’s sticking up for Chris Brown, who’s such a great guy and we’re all too blind to see it.

From MTV UK:

During an interview with The Sun, the ‘Poison’ singer – who has worked with Breezy on a tune for her new LP – spoke out in support of Chris, implying that behaviour such as his 2009 assault on then-girlfriend Rihanna is a distant memory.

“Chris Brown is strong, powerful and someone that is important to me personally and professionally.

“The discrimination and all what people think? If you have a great song then no one cares.

The X Factor judge continued: “I love him on different levels. I see how he treats his people and he’s a good person with a good heart and a lovely family.

“It’s really nice that we finally got together because, regardless of what’s happened, the song is just amazing.”

Oh, Christ. Apparently Rita is hoping that Chris is going to help her break the US, hence the reason she’s licking his asshole like this. I need her to go away, like, yesterday. He’s a good person with a good heart? No one cares if you’re an absolute fucking twat if you have a good song? WHAT IS THE WORLD RITA ORA LIVES IN?

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Karrueche Tran Is Not Buying Chris Brown’s Bullshit Anymore

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Just last week, Chris Brown was giving an interview about how much he still loves Karrueche Tran but he’s gotta concentrate on being a good father to his daughter (that was conceived during one of the many occasions he was cheating on Karrueche), but now Karrueche has hit back and called bullshit on the whole thing, and it seems like she may have finally learned her lesson and won’t be going back anytime soon… at least here’s hoping.

Here’s how it all went down. First, Chris responded to a video someone posted of an interview Karrueche did in which she was obviously asked about her relationship with him. She didn’t even say anything all that damning, considering, but he was still a baby about it:

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Karrueche was tired of hearing his shit, though, since he was basically saying that she had nothing to talk about without him, so she responded on her own Instagram page:

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Fair enough, right? She called this asshole out for his shit, but ended it on a somewhat positive note. And if I’d been through even 1/10th of what she’s put up with from Chris, I would have been airing his ass out FAR more than that. But Chris, ever oblivious, obviously wanted to pretend he hadn’t seen that, as that next thing he did was post this:

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Oh God, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Karrueche, girl, I’ve been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Don’t do it to yourself. Walk away and NEVER LOOK BACK.

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Chris Brown Still Loves Karrueche Tran, Apparently

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You can say a lot of shit about Chris Brown (and believe me, I have and would love to say more), but I think we all have to admit that this asshole has balls of steel. Never has someone lacked self-awareness in such grandiose ways than Chris, despite having his actions repeatedly pointed out to him. Any criticism seems to go flying over his head, and the ability to self-assess his behavior and learn from past experiences just seems… well, pretty impossible to the guy. With that in mind, it’s no wonder that he so brazenly talks so much utter shit on a daily basis and totally expects everyone to take him seriously.

His latest foray into public speaking is about Karrueche Tran. You know, the ex-girlfriend he’s treated like scum, cheated on repeatedly, publicly humiliated, verbally/emotionally/mentally/god knows what other ways abused (I know she’s not the smartest for going back, but that doesn’t make it her fault). Of course, just because he’s done all this doesn’t mean he doesn’t still “love” her! Of course he does!

Their latest relationship ended since he secretly fathered a child with another woman, but as Chris explained on On Air With Ryan Seacrest (via E! Online) it’s complicated!

“I’m going to be honest and be a man about it and just take it one day at a time,” Brown confessed. “I can’t promise anything and I can’t jump over the moon, but it takes time for all wounds [to heal]. I take full responsibility for my actions and things that I’ve done in the past. I feel like it’s just a time thing.”

“I’m not a hateful person,” he continued. “Of course I still love her, but mentally right now, I think everything takes time. I just need to focus on being the best father I can be.”

“There comes a time when people kind of have to grow up and become more of an adult and take on different responsibilities,” he spilled. “I think this was just a blessing in disguise with my daughter because I get a chance to look at her and teach her the right path and also be a father in my daughter’s life.”

He continued, “Just to see a smile on her face—just to see the littlest things—is emotional for me, so I just love that aspect of being able to be a father now.

LOL, yes, everyone, “it’s a time thing”. I feel terrible for that poor child who’s going to grow up with Chris Brown as a father. Sorry, but I’m not believing the doting daddy bullshit. And maybe if you’re so interested in concentrating on your kid, you shouldn’t be trying to attack another man for taking a woman you’re not even with out on a date?

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Is Chris Brown A Deadbeat Dad?

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I don’t think any of us were shocked as we were horrified to find out a couple of months ago that Chris Brown had actually fathered a child. His skills as a basic human being are questionable at best, so to imagine his involvement in raising a little girl was a special form of dread. He seems to have taken a vague interest in little Royalty, though, taking her with him on the red carpet and posting Instagram pictures with her. You know, real fathering.

Anyhow, of course this was going to get ugly – or uglier than it already is. Since Chris isn’t involved at all with Royalty’s mom (other than the time it took to get her pregnant), there’s obviously a lot of shit going on. Mainly, Chris apparently stopped paying child support and now Nia Guzman is taking him to court for what she’s owed and then some.

From TMZ:

Multiple sources connected with the couple tell TMZ, Chris has been paying baby Royalty’s mom, Nia Guzman, the $2,500, but the gravy train stopped in March. Our Chris sources say he stopped paying because Nia demanded $15k a month, which he thinks is ridiculous.

We’re told Chris says Nia’s treating the baby like a winning lottery ticket, but she claims he’s being incredibly cheap and their daughter is suffering as a result.

We’re told Nia’s lawyer, Carl Moore, will be filing legal docs in the next 2 weeks demanding back child support and a huge monthly hike.

We’re hearing rumblings of settlement.

Oh, God. What a mess. I’m sorry, but regardless of what a dickhead he is and how much money he has, this is why women get bad names as gold diggers. Should Chris have to pay for his daughter? Yes, fine. Does ANY child need $15k a month? I think that’s debatable, to say the least. I dunno what to think of this one…

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Chris Brown Instagrams His Crazy Stalker

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I’m honestly not sure what on earth would make anyone even want to look at Chris Brown‘s face, let alone consider themselves a “fan” of this idiot. And yet, Amira Kodcia Ayeb, a 21-year-old Tunisian student who attends the University of Houston, not only considered herself a fan, but had a break from reality this week which made her think that, uh, she’s Brown’s wife. She broke into his house last night and was waiting naked in his bed when he got home. Surprise!

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And here’s what he posted about her (since he’s since come to his senses and/or was told by law enforcement to take down his original post):

I get home and find this crazy individual in my house. She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!! I love my fans but this is some is on some real real crazy shit

Of course, when someone who is clearly mentally ill breaks into your house, the best thing to do isn’t call the police and keep your distance, but it’s to do that AND humiliate that person on Instagram for millions of fans to see. Because once this girl recovers and receives treatment for whatever disorder she’s suffering from, she totally should never live it down – she should have to deal with this FOREVER.

And yes, that’s sarcasm.

TMZ got a bit more scoop:

Amira Kodcia Ayeb posted a message online 4 days ago, in which she says she’s in Malibu “searching for her home.” The 21-year-old from Tunisia also says her last name is Brown. It’s apparent she thinks Chris is her husband, which is why she spray painted “Mrs. Brown” on his cars and in his house.

A friend of Ayeb’s tells us Ayeb — who is an aspiring singer — attends the University of Houston, and she hopped on a bus last week and said she was going to see Chris.

TMZ broke the story … Ayeb was arrested Wednesday night for breaking into Brown’s home and vandalizing two of his cars. Chris found her naked in his bed, and it appears she was there for 2 days.

She is currently being held on $50,000 bail.

I’m not saying this isn’t insane (so to speak) and the girl doesn’t need help, but putting her on blast on IG just seems extra cruel. So basically, right up Chris Brown’s alley.

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Chris Brown Beat Someone Up Again

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It was only March when Chris Brown‘s probation – which had been ongoing for the last 5+ years – was finally over… despite the fact that he’d had it revoked yet again just 2 months prior. He’s a free man, and – if you were to listen to him – a reformed one. He’s got a daughter now, after all, and he’s grown a lot. Which is why I’m sure we’re all completely shocked and devastated to learn that he’s yet again a suspect in an assault in Las Vegas over… a basketball game.

From TMZ:

The altercation went down at the Palms Casino Resort — according to police … Chris was playing hoops at 3:42 AM and at some point he got into an argument with one of the guys playing — and allegedly punched him. The pickup game was being played in the famous Hardwood Suite … where Chris was staying.

Police responded to the scene, but didn’t talk to Brown when they got there.

Cops say Chris now has 2 options: either sign a citation for misdemeanor battery, and agree to show up in court to face the charge — OR take his chances with the D.A … who would decide whether to press charges.

TMZ broke the story … Brown just settled a lawsuit over another fight during a pickup basketball game in an L.A. gym.

You know, I do truly want to believe that there’s good in everyone, but this scumbag is the exception to the rule. He is absolute walking garbage and clearly has no interest in – or intention of seeking – redemption of any sort. What an asshole.

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Chris Brown is getting his own Vegas residency

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Las Vegas is where pop stars go to die (or at the very least, waltz slowly towards retirement), so I suppose it only makes sense that Chris Brown is the latest “musician” to be given a residency in the city. However, unlike his industry-mates like Celine Dion and Britney Spears, Chris won’t be performing in a legendary venue like Caesar’s Place or Planet Hollywood. Instead, he’ll be relegated to the illustrious Drai’s BeachClub & Nightclub. LOL, kewl scoop, dude.

From Vibe:

Breezy’s installment of the Drai’s LIVE concert series starts May 2, the same night of the highly anticipated Floyd Mayweather vs. Manny Pacquiao fight. To double up on the fun, the show launch will double as a pre-birthday celebration for Breezy, who’ll be turning 26.

The next set date in his residency is July 4th, but Drai’s LIVE will announce more dates in the coming weeks.

Well, I’m sure that’ll be a major sellout. Actually… it probably will be. Vegas is full of scumbags just like anywhere else and I’m sure the club’s capacity ain’t that big, so he might be in for something good. Why this asshole hasn’t been forced into exile by now (from the music industry if not from the world at large) is beyond me, but here we are.

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