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Chris Brown has some advice for Ray Rice

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In today’s “Oh, fuck off!” news, Chris Brown was asked by MTV’s Sway if he had any advice for disgraced NFL player Ray Rice. Makes sense, I suppose, since they’re both violent assholes who abuse women. Perfectly understandable! Here’s what Breezy had to say about his experiencing hitting women he says he loves:

“I think it’s all about the choices you make,” said Breezy. “With me, I deal with a lot of anger issues from my past— not knowing how to express myself verbally and at the same time not knowing how to cope with my emotions and deal with them and understand what they are.”

He’s been able to move past his problems by seeking help. “I think help is great,” he added. “I still talk to my therapist twice a week, and it helps me to…if I’m frustrated and I’m dealing with something, to vent and say what I’m going through so I can hear from an actual clinical person, ‘this is how you should react,’ or ‘it’s good to feel this way because feelings, emotions, and energy are supposed to come and go.’ It’s not supposed to stay there, you’re not supposed to keep it inside, because it’ll bottle up and you’ll become a monster.”

But he stopped short of passing judgement. “To Ray, or anybody else—because I’m not better than the next man—I can just say I’ve been down that road. I deal with situations and I’ve made my mistakes too, but it’s all about how you push forward and how you control yourself.”

Gag me. All Chris Brown has learned is that he can do whatever he wants and because he’s famous, the worst he’ll get is a few months in a minimum security cushy prison and then a slap on the wrist as he’s sent on his way. You don’t just beat the shit out of a woman once. That’s not how it happens – it’s never a mistake, or a one-off. Sure, “seek help” is great advice, but not if you don’t actually WANT help and aren’t aware of the gravity of your actions. He’s a piece of shit, and Ray Rice can take a seat right next to him as they rocket themselves right off this planet.

Also, can they take Sway with them? WHO THE HELL THINKS IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO ASK CHRIS BROWN ABOUT THIS?

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Chris Brown really hates violence, you guys

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Chris Brown was hosting a pre-VMAs party at 1Oak club in Los Angeles on Saturday night when what should happen but Suge Knight, founder of Def Row Records, was shot repeatedly. He’ll live, but Chris was majorly bummed and his mellow vibes were harshed by the incident. I mean, after all, he’s our nation’s peacekeeper.


Yes, I suppose it’s “disappointing” when someone gets shot when you just want to party. Just like it was “disappointing” when you beat the shit out of Rihanna’s face before the VMAs, or when you tore your shirt off and threw a shirt through a window at Good Morning America. That was disappointing. It was also disappointing when you beat that guy in Washington D.C., or when you threw homophobic slurs at the parking attendant that dared to give you a ticket that time.

How about you miss ME with the bullshit?

If you’re wondering what the shooting was all about, apparently it was gang-related, or so police think at this point, according to TMZ:

We’re told cops are interested in a common denominator with Chris Brown, Suge and Game — Bloods affiliation.

Eyewitnesses tell us Brown was throwing up gang signs before the shooting inside 1OAK early Sunday and he was performing with a red bandana — the Bloods’ moniker.

Game — who got in a fight outside 1OAK before the shooting because they wouldn’t let him in — is a known and proud member of the Bloods.  His album is called Blood Money.

How corny are these idiots? Chris is a multi-millionaire and yet still thinks it’s “cool” to be part of a gang. What winners, the whole lot of them. I can’t wait until he rots the rest of his life away in prison, because it’s definitely just a matter of time.

Chris Brown wants to have a baby with Karrueche Tran

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Obviously I’m all for free-will, but this is a case where I wish forced sterilization was a thing. You see, Chris Brown has jokingly suggested that he wants to have a baby with his Rihanna knock-off girlfriend Karrueche Tran since she’s been “putting up with [his] shit for 5 years” and is his “#WCW” – that’s “woman crush Wednesday”, for those of you who don’t use Instagram. Chris posted a photo of Karrueche for #WCW this week and in his caption, mentioned that the couple “need to have this baby and stop playin”. Yes, please stop playing by pretending you are fit to be a parent. Please, I’m begging you.

Earlier this week, Karrueche made Chris her #MCM (use your brains) and captioned the below photo with this bullshit: “Lovers.. Friends.. We love, we laugh, we fight.. It’s complicated and I can’t explain it but it’s not for you to understand but us .. My MCM.”

Yes, I suppose most people wouldn’t understand why you let a violent, homophobic asshole treat you like shit and dump you repeatedly when a better option comes knocking for five years and act like he actually gives a shit about you. I’d think that’d be a little hard for most people to fathom. Anyway, let them get on with this shit, I guess. Just PLEASE leave kids out of it. Like we need any more messed up kids on this planet!

Oh, and just to prove how true and endless their love is, they actually just broke up again LAST WEEK and are back together for the 18th time now and talking shit about having kids. Nope.

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