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Chris Brown still has a rage issue

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Surprise, surprise! Chris Brown still has a massive rage issue and doesn’t know when to shut his mouth! Sure, we all get angry when we hear someone speaking badly about us or those we care about, but most of us grown adults know that the best, most dignified way to handle these things – especially when you’ve come under heat for the past 5 years due to being a total dickhead – is so just be quiet and keep living your life. Not Chris, though! He thinks it’s totally acceptable and mature to refer to women as “trout mouth ass bitch” and “muppet face ass”. Not only does it not make sense, but just goes to show what a fucker he is.

From TMZ:

Chris Brown just went off in a rage against 2 women … which calls into question his shrink’s glowing anger management report … calling one a “trout mouth ass bitch.”

“The Real” co-hosts Tamar Braxton and Adrienne Bailon talked trash about Chris on today’s show, saying Karrueche Tran puts up with Chris’ alleged cheating because she and her friends love the fame.

Chris just went crazy on Instagram … after using the fish comment about Adrienne, he said, “Won’t u the same bitch that was f***ing wit married men?”

But that wasn’t it. Chris then said, “Last time u was important n****s was riding spinners and wearing 6x tall Ts,” adding, “You the same bitch having threesomes like the rest of these hoes.”

But then he turned to Tamar, calling her a “Muppet face ass.” He goes on, “You take the role of the ugly sister,” adding, “Dat plastic surgery f***ed yo face up.”

Chris also posted a video in which he made it clear … he doesn’t have a “chill button.”

Let’s hope those rumours about him being a father are untrue.


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Is Chris Brown going to be someone’s father?

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Chris Brown has been joking about wanting to have a baby with on-and-off Rihanna rip-off Karrueche Tran, but it seems like it’s maybe possibly actually happening. Someone who goes by the handle @wackstar and apparently sells “Fly Fresh Clothing” posted the above photo of Chris and Karrueche on Instagram yesterday with the following caption:

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Well, okay.

Lots of wackstar’s followers seem to think this is just a stunt to get his followers up, but you would think that Chris would be speaking out against this if it wasn’t true (since he clearly knows the poster and would know about this “announcement”), but… who knows. This is a nightmare of epic proportions if this asshole is actually going to be a father. That poor, poor child.

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Chris Brown shoves a woman (again)

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I’m begrudgingly going to give Chris Brown a tiny, miniscule bit of slack on this story. Very, very begrudgingly. You see, Chris shoved a woman pretty hard to move her out of the way after she tried to kiss him. The woman was an overzealous fan who was totally in the wrong and violated his personal space, sure – I get that. However, given Chris’s history with violence and, you know, beating women, you’d have thought he could have let his security handle it – because he did indeed have security around.

From TMZ:

Chris performed at Limelight Houston over the weekend, and while he and Karreuche Tran were walking through the crowd … a woman stepped in front of him and reached out … apparently trying to kiss him. CB gave her a pretty hard shove with his right forearm to move her out of the way.

 

It doesn’t look like the fan was hurt. Obviously, not a smart move for someone with Chris’ track record to mix it up with fans — especially women — even when they start it.

Yep.

I mean, again, this woman was out of line and you should never violate someone else’s space, man or woman… but really, Chris? You take heavies with you EXACTLY for this reason – to remove any issues so that YOU DO NOT GET INVOLVED. Of course, he’ll say this was just an automatic reaction, which kinda proves everyone’s point about him…

P.S. what do you think of the pic of Chris as Guy Fieri? Like, what the hell?

Chris Brown’s mom wants his shrink to save him from gangs

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Chris Brown may have vowed to clean up his act after spending a few months in prison, but instead it seems he’s gone the opposite way and is instead trying to be a gang banger… which will never lead to anything good. His mom and Rihanna knock-off girlfriend are apparently pretty concerned about his recent behaviour (REALLY? Only now?) and she’s hoping Chris’s psychiatrist can help to save him before it’s too late.

From TMZ:

Multiple sources tell us … Chris’ mom and Karrueche are so worried … they approached the therapist because they’re deeply concerned Chris is not only compromising his safety by promoting gangs, he’s also ruining his career.

TMZ broke the story … the LAPD has already gone to L.A. clubs, trying to convince owners to ban Chris and his entourage because wherever they go … violence follows.

Chris’ family thinks he does not understand the implications of associating himself with the Bloods.  He thinks it’s “cool,” but the family is worried he’s in real danger and he doesn’t have a clue.

We’re told they literally think Chris’ life is on the line.

Look, I’d love to believe that there’s hope for everyone and he can still turn things around, but some people don’t want to be helped and this asshole is one of them. Chris Brown is an absolute waste of space who squandered the talent he actually had in favour of being a violent, homophobic dickhead who contributes nothing to the world. And yes, those are strong feelings, but come on! How awful do you have to be and how many times can it be brought to your attention before you decide, “Hey, my mother raised me better than this. I don’t want to be a shithead – I want to change my life!”??? Clearly the message hasn’t gotten through thus far and unfortunately, I don’t think it ever will.

That’s not to say, of course, that the people who still love and care about him aren’t going to want to keep trying – obviously they will, but I feel like it’s unfortunately a futile effort with Chris. It’s a shame, but some people are just too attached to being assholes.

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Chris Brown has some advice for Ray Rice

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In today’s “Oh, fuck off!” news, Chris Brown was asked by MTV’s Sway if he had any advice for disgraced NFL player Ray Rice. Makes sense, I suppose, since they’re both violent assholes who abuse women. Perfectly understandable! Here’s what Breezy had to say about his experiencing hitting women he says he loves:

“I think it’s all about the choices you make,” said Breezy. “With me, I deal with a lot of anger issues from my past— not knowing how to express myself verbally and at the same time not knowing how to cope with my emotions and deal with them and understand what they are.”

He’s been able to move past his problems by seeking help. “I think help is great,” he added. “I still talk to my therapist twice a week, and it helps me to…if I’m frustrated and I’m dealing with something, to vent and say what I’m going through so I can hear from an actual clinical person, ‘this is how you should react,’ or ‘it’s good to feel this way because feelings, emotions, and energy are supposed to come and go.’ It’s not supposed to stay there, you’re not supposed to keep it inside, because it’ll bottle up and you’ll become a monster.”

But he stopped short of passing judgement. “To Ray, or anybody else—because I’m not better than the next man—I can just say I’ve been down that road. I deal with situations and I’ve made my mistakes too, but it’s all about how you push forward and how you control yourself.”

Gag me. All Chris Brown has learned is that he can do whatever he wants and because he’s famous, the worst he’ll get is a few months in a minimum security cushy prison and then a slap on the wrist as he’s sent on his way. You don’t just beat the shit out of a woman once. That’s not how it happens – it’s never a mistake, or a one-off. Sure, “seek help” is great advice, but not if you don’t actually WANT help and aren’t aware of the gravity of your actions. He’s a piece of shit, and Ray Rice can take a seat right next to him as they rocket themselves right off this planet.

Also, can they take Sway with them? WHO THE HELL THINKS IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO ASK CHRIS BROWN ABOUT THIS?

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Chris Brown really hates violence, you guys

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Chris Brown was hosting a pre-VMAs party at 1Oak club in Los Angeles on Saturday night when what should happen but Suge Knight, founder of Def Row Records, was shot repeatedly. He’ll live, but Chris was majorly bummed and his mellow vibes were harshed by the incident. I mean, after all, he’s our nation’s peacekeeper.


Yes, I suppose it’s “disappointing” when someone gets shot when you just want to party. Just like it was “disappointing” when you beat the shit out of Rihanna’s face before the VMAs, or when you tore your shirt off and threw a shirt through a window at Good Morning America. That was disappointing. It was also disappointing when you beat that guy in Washington D.C., or when you threw homophobic slurs at the parking attendant that dared to give you a ticket that time.

How about you miss ME with the bullshit?

If you’re wondering what the shooting was all about, apparently it was gang-related, or so police think at this point, according to TMZ:

We’re told cops are interested in a common denominator with Chris Brown, Suge and Game — Bloods affiliation.

Eyewitnesses tell us Brown was throwing up gang signs before the shooting inside 1OAK early Sunday and he was performing with a red bandana — the Bloods’ moniker.

Game — who got in a fight outside 1OAK before the shooting because they wouldn’t let him in — is a known and proud member of the Bloods.  His album is called Blood Money.

How corny are these idiots? Chris is a multi-millionaire and yet still thinks it’s “cool” to be part of a gang. What winners, the whole lot of them. I can’t wait until he rots the rest of his life away in prison, because it’s definitely just a matter of time.

Chris Brown wants to have a baby with Karrueche Tran

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Obviously I’m all for free-will, but this is a case where I wish forced sterilization was a thing. You see, Chris Brown has jokingly suggested that he wants to have a baby with his Rihanna knock-off girlfriend Karrueche Tran since she’s been “putting up with [his] shit for 5 years” and is his “#WCW” – that’s “woman crush Wednesday”, for those of you who don’t use Instagram. Chris posted a photo of Karrueche for #WCW this week and in his caption, mentioned that the couple “need to have this baby and stop playin”. Yes, please stop playing by pretending you are fit to be a parent. Please, I’m begging you.

Earlier this week, Karrueche made Chris her #MCM (use your brains) and captioned the below photo with this bullshit: “Lovers.. Friends.. We love, we laugh, we fight.. It’s complicated and I can’t explain it but it’s not for you to understand but us .. My MCM.”

Yes, I suppose most people wouldn’t understand why you let a violent, homophobic asshole treat you like shit and dump you repeatedly when a better option comes knocking for five years and act like he actually gives a shit about you. I’d think that’d be a little hard for most people to fathom. Anyway, let them get on with this shit, I guess. Just PLEASE leave kids out of it. Like we need any more messed up kids on this planet!

Oh, and just to prove how true and endless their love is, they actually just broke up again LAST WEEK and are back together for the 18th time now and talking shit about having kids. Nope.

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