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Brody Jenner

The Hills Finale Party: One Billion Photos!

We’re a day late on these, and I apologize, but I swear I couldn’t find them on the photo services until tonight. All our favorite Hills castmembers were there: Audrina! Stephanie! Lo! Brody! Holly! Kristen! COCAINE! (not pictured) And LAUREN CONRAD, who looks fucking fantastic and happy and wonderful and OMG I love you so much Lauren...

If Avril Lavigne is Really Dating Brody Jenner, Than That’s the Saddest Thing I Have Ever Heard

When most chicks become single for the first time in a long time, they go out of their way to try and get a dick upgrade. What’s the point of divorcing your loser husband if you’re going to go out and date even bigger losers than him, right? Well, Avril don’t play that, you guys. In fact, she plays the opposite game and she plays...